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Experts Warn: JPK III May Not Be Worthy of Kennedy Legacy
The Vitamin Press ^ | 02/28/2010 | Kip Hooker

Posted on 02/28/2010 6:56:22 PM PST by TheVitaminPress

Massachusetts- For the last twenty four hours rumors have been pervading the internet and blogoshphere that Joseph P. Kennedy III, Grandson of RFK and namesake of the Kennedy scion, is seriously considering a run for congress. The response to this possibility has been largely positive but there are those out there who are not convinced that the young man from Boston has what it takes to live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name. “I’m just not convinced that this young man from Boston has what it takes to live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name,” Sage Pinebrush, political analyst and spokesperson for the environmental action group People Establishing Nature In Society, informed The Vitamin Press. “I mean think about it,” Sagebrush continued, “This guy is 29 years old and has never killed anyone, raped anyone, compromised national security by sleeping with an agent of the KGB, or had one of his children lobotomized to further his political career; are we really sure he’s a Kennedy?”

A spokesperson for the Kennedy clan, however, has assured The Vitamin Press that what the Joseph P. lacks in experience he makes up for in enthusiasm. “Ok sure he may be a little bit green around the gills but this kid has what it takes to make a great Kennedy. It’s a long time till November and he is just getting out there everyday and meeting people, shaking hands, kissing babies and planning just the sort of crime that would get anyone else locked up for the rest of their lives but will -in his case- establish his bonafides and assure him an elected position in the federal government forever. Besides . . . a little history here folks . . . remember that not even JFK came into the political arena knowing how to steal elections or make problem mistresses disappear, those were things Papa Joe had to teach him.”


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: joekennedy; kennedy; kennedyfamily; sarcasm; satire
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1 posted on 02/28/2010 6:56:22 PM PST by TheVitaminPress
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To: TheVitaminPress
As my grandfather used to say:

Nothing good ever comes from a Kennedy.

2 posted on 02/28/2010 6:57:52 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: TheVitaminPress
From The Vitamin Press

3 posted on 02/28/2010 6:58:02 PM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: Slyfox

I don’t know . . . I kinda liked George Kennedy :)


4 posted on 02/28/2010 6:58:38 PM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Yeah, I liked Kennedy too. BTTT.


5 posted on 02/28/2010 7:02:21 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: TheVitaminPress

That’d be George Kennedy. LOL!


6 posted on 02/28/2010 7:02:41 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: TheVitaminPress

I just saw Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. Yeah...George would be good in this Congress. Can he use his silencer?


7 posted on 02/28/2010 7:04:29 PM PST by o-n-money
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To: writer33

Ha, he was pretty good in Cool Hand Luke!


8 posted on 02/28/2010 7:04:40 PM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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Good, Great let this hollow Kennedy namesake run as a CommieCrate! If Republicans can’t come up with a real conservative candidate, then the people of MA deserve the hollow puppet with a name!


9 posted on 02/28/2010 7:05:03 PM PST by J Edgar
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To: TheVitaminPress

Yep. He was also good in those Airport movies.


10 posted on 02/28/2010 7:06:06 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: o-n-money

Whoa I’ve never seen that one . . . but after looking it up on IMdB I can tell you that it is definitely going to the top of the netflix que


11 posted on 02/28/2010 7:06:10 PM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: writer33

Surely you must be kidding.


12 posted on 02/28/2010 7:06:44 PM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

LOL!


13 posted on 02/28/2010 7:07:24 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: J Edgar

Like those of The Founder’s generation were fond of saying “no more kings!”


14 posted on 02/28/2010 7:08:05 PM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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Don't call me "Kidding"!


Wait a minute...did I get that right?

15 posted on 02/28/2010 7:10:06 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

LOL!


16 posted on 02/28/2010 7:10:55 PM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Kinda looks like Conan Obrian


17 posted on 02/28/2010 7:11:42 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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Thought the same thing.


18 posted on 02/28/2010 7:13:49 PM PST by BlueAngel
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To: mountn man; BlueAngel

Ok you got me, that really is a picture of Conan . . . but google a pic of JPK III, they could be twins!


19 posted on 02/28/2010 7:15:36 PM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name.

???????? Rum Runners that need the mafia to get them elected?

20 posted on 02/28/2010 7:17:29 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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