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Breaking Down Obama's First Pitch (with Video)
Three Fingers of Politics ^
| April 5, 2010
| Stupac
Posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:30 AM PDT by Superstu321
I thought for sure I’d have a lot to make fun of here. But he actually did a decent job. I mean he got it across the plate, in the air. Sure it wasn’t close to the strike zone but I really don’t know how much better you could ask a guy, who wore mom jeans the last time he did it, to throw it. I give it a 7 out of 10. The release was a little high so it sailed on him but in the long run and with a little coaching he could probably strike out the nationals first three batters, which I guess isn’t saying much…
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TOPICS: Government; Society; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: baseball; obama; pitch
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To: Superstu321
Allstar Game.
You don't play baseball but you took good aim.
And now I'm wondering how could this be?
I'm shocked to see Obama in mom jeans.
Mr. President, do you think that your money was well spent?
It looks to me just like you didn't care.
You went to lady's wear and picked up some mom jeans.
Maybe tonight we can go shop 'til we drop at the mall you and I.
We'll go ask the chap at the Gap, "Does my butt look too wide?"
Be a man.
Those mom jeans need some kind of bailout plan.
I watched you wind up and throw out the first pitch.
You looked like a bitch wearing those mom jeans.
Panty waste.
It looks just like your manhood's been misplaced.
And now I'm asking you -- I've got one thing to say -- shop at Targèt.
Get rid of those mom jeans. |
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:45:11 AM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: GOP_Lady
Bob Dole has a better arm
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:45:30 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Puppage
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:46:07 AM PDT
by
tatsinfla
To: Puppage
LOLOL. God Bless Bob Dole! :-)
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:46:19 AM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: Superstu321
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:47:06 AM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Superstu321
7 is way too high. He gets a 5 at best.
All he was trying to do was not bounce it. It was awful.
To: GOP_Lady
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:48:12 AM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: Superstu321
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:48:44 AM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Superstu321
LOL, just watched it again. It went out off the screen.
MSNBC “Developing News” LOL
To: Puppage
Bob Dole has a better arm...Snort! Laughs like this are one of the many reasons I love this place.
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:49:33 AM PDT
by
fullchroma
(Obama: GET OUT OF MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE!)
To: Superstu321
I mean he got it across the plate, in the air Surely you don't mean the one at the Nats/Phillies game. He threw it very high and looping, and was nowhere NEAR the plate.
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:49:47 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(RIP to the country I love...)
To: Superstu321
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Snort...bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Slurp....gaybwahagaybwahagaybhahagay...
Snark....ahbwaha..girleyman,ahbwaha...girleyman....
Nice limp wrist action there Barry.
John Wayne is turning over in his grave...
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:50:11 AM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(General George Patton had it right.)
To: ETL
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:50:27 AM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: Superstu321
He throws like a GIRL !!!
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:51:00 AM PDT
by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: Puppage
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:52:00 AM PDT
by
Doulos1
(Bitter Clinger Forever)
To: Superstu321
That was pathetic. I am stunned he would humiliate himself like that.
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:52:42 AM PDT
by
Recon Dad
( USMC SSgt Patrick O - 3rd Afghanistan Deployment - Day 167)
To: Superstu321
To: oh8eleven
“He throws like a GIRL !!!”
That’s because he used to be one!
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:54:00 AM PDT
by
Batman11
(Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
To: Superstu321
Boy, how can these “commentators” speak while having a mouthful of Barry yogurt.
“I mean he got it across the plate”...
Lucking Fiars. This is total Government Media Whore “Barry Lust”.
Idiots.
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:54:20 AM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(General George Patton had it right.)
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