Posted on 04/12/2010 7:15:27 AM PDT by Shellybenoit
Here's hoping this puts and end to this entire smelly mess. For the second during the past few week, cow farts have been absolved of causing global warming. This reports says that bovine toots may actually reduce greenhouse gasses. Two weeks ago air quality expert Dr Frank Mitloehner said the IPCC report linking livestock to global warming is very exaggerated. This made cows ecstatic, as they no longer have to walk around with silly pink tanks on their backs to collect their farts for science.
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Oh my. Poor PETA. They’ve been after the cows forever!!
The benefit is clover fields sprayed by mother nature.
More GREEN jobs created by Herr Obama - strapping pink tanks onto the backs of cows and sniffing their flatulence.
Quick, Someone give Hillary some beans. She will stop Global Warming.
Nah, The pink tank experiment was done in Chile
Did the cows celebrate with a Bronx cheer?
I would hope so
Great news for the cows! When you’re standing out there in the pasture, with absolutely nothing to do, a good fart will break the monotony every time!
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