“How about the USS Barack Hussein Obama?”
“Lists hard to port. Rudder is stuck and it sails in meandering counter-clockwise circles. Ammo bunkers are filled with cotton candy and Skittles. All weapons systems rendered inoperable. All comm systems play unending monotonous 0bama speeches.”
LOL! Those are definitely rainbow-colored Skittles, too.
And no matter how many times they crew the ship it will later be found abandoned. The USS 0bama will be the first active duty ghost ship.