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Sarah Palin Challenges Barney Frank To Weenie Roast In Honor Of Boy Scouts
Elective Decisions ^ | 04/18/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/18/2010 4:27:08 PM PDT by writer33

Wasilla, AK—In honoring the Boy Scouts of America’s 100th Anniversary, Sarah Palin has laid down the gauntlet on Congressman Barney Frank, D-MA, challenging him to a weenie roast at high noon on the White House lawn on April 25, 2009. Many agree that this is a daunting challenge for Palin, considering that there isn’t a weenie that Frank doesn’t know how to roast.

The challenge will determine who would’ve been the better Boy Scout: Palin or Frank? And Palin isn’t holding back, breaking out the Hebrew National brand of Kosher Beef Hot Dogs, knowing that Barney Frank’s strength in weenies is kosher dogs. Palin’s other consideration in this challenge is that kosher weenies roast much quicker, largely because of the lack of fat.

“That,” says Palin, “is the key. I doubt very seriously that Frank has roasted a lean hot dog in a very long time. So I know I’ve got the edge.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barney; chrisdavis; frank; fwank; sarahpalin
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Here you go, Laz. I prostrate myself at your feet as a mere amateur in awe of you. LOL!
1 posted on 04/18/2010 4:27:08 PM PDT by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ..

Satire ping! I merely stand in the shadows of the great Lazamataz!


2 posted on 04/18/2010 4:27:45 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

I am sure Barney has handled plenty of weenies in his lifetime.


3 posted on 04/18/2010 4:28:57 PM PDT by Mr. Wright
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To: writer33

Barney will let Sarah roast ‘em.

He just wants to eat them weenies!


4 posted on 04/18/2010 4:29:37 PM PDT by airborne ("Peace, Love, Dope" has now become "Hope, Change, Obama" !!!)
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To: writer33

A ballsy challenge. Barney is sure to eat it up.


5 posted on 04/18/2010 4:30:26 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions...$1 Halfbaked...50c)
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To: Mr. Wright

“I am sure Barney has handled plenty of weenies in his lifetime.”

Barney doesn’t go to weenie roasts. He hosts weenie soaks.


6 posted on 04/18/2010 4:31:09 PM PDT by mark3681
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To: writer33

I’d say Palin gets invited to all the weenie roasts. She’s got somethin’ you just kind a like.


7 posted on 04/18/2010 4:31:26 PM PDT by dr_who
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To: writer33

“I prostrate myself at your feet..”

Weenies and prostate at one’s feet will send Barney into a frenzy


8 posted on 04/18/2010 4:31:35 PM PDT by GQuagmire ( We are no longer Massholes)
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To: writer33

...as for Barney, he’s popular too but in a different sorta way.


9 posted on 04/18/2010 4:32:24 PM PDT by dr_who
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To: writer33
"I doubt very seriously that Frank has roasted a lean hot dog in a very long time"

True, Sarah. But,I heard he has shoved a BallPark Frank in between a couple of lean hot buns.

10 posted on 04/18/2010 4:34:52 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: parsifal
You cannot ignore this one. lol
11 posted on 04/18/2010 4:36:49 PM PDT by verity (Obama Lies)
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To: writer33; Lazamataz
LOL! Are ya'all having a duel?

5.56mm

12 posted on 04/18/2010 4:37:11 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Mr. Wright

LOL!


13 posted on 04/18/2010 4:39:43 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

This is just wrong.

LOL. I love it.


14 posted on 04/18/2010 4:39:43 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: airborne

Barney likey the weenies. LOL!


15 posted on 04/18/2010 4:40:06 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: mylife

LOL!


16 posted on 04/18/2010 4:40:25 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: mark3681

LOL!


17 posted on 04/18/2010 4:40:50 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: dr_who

LOL!


18 posted on 04/18/2010 4:41:02 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

I think Bawney wants more of a bratwurst than a little weenie...


19 posted on 04/18/2010 4:41:16 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
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To: writer33

Ouch! Keep it up Sar-whah.


20 posted on 04/18/2010 4:41:45 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: UCANSEE2

LOL!


21 posted on 04/18/2010 4:41:55 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: verity

Thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed it, verity.


22 posted on 04/18/2010 4:42:24 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: M Kehoe; Lazamataz

Nope. No duel. For me to go up against Lazamataz is like asking Elmer Fudd to draw on Wyatt Earp. Ain’t gonna work out. LOL!


23 posted on 04/18/2010 4:43:11 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Barney likey the weenies. LOL!

24 posted on 04/18/2010 4:44:11 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: writer33

You are going to hell. Your twisted mind is spiraling out of control. Barney Frank and Sarah Palin in a weenie roast off? Yup, I’d start watching for lightening strikes.


25 posted on 04/18/2010 4:44:11 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: Clint N. Suhks; halo66; darkangel82; Fudd Fan; gwilhelm56; Springman

Satire ping!


26 posted on 04/18/2010 4:44:25 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: M Kehoe

27 posted on 04/18/2010 4:45:00 PM PDT by Stars&StripesNE
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To: jenk
You are going to hell.

If you want to humiliate liberals, you must thing like them. So might be going indeed.

28 posted on 04/18/2010 4:45:25 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: M Kehoe

29 posted on 04/18/2010 4:45:52 PM PDT by Stars&StripesNE
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To: I still care

Glad you enjoyed it, I still care. Thank you for reading. I do appreciate it.


30 posted on 04/18/2010 4:46:04 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: SandRat

I figured you’d like this one. Thanks for posting the picture, SandRat. It’s perfect. LOL!


31 posted on 04/18/2010 4:47:47 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

I try to do this, and I feel dirty, but at some point, perhaps I’ll snap and you and I will be dueling smartasses.


32 posted on 04/18/2010 4:48:18 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: Stars&StripesNE

Oh, I just noticed the nail polish...LOL!


33 posted on 04/18/2010 4:49:04 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: jenk

That could happen. No, I don’t generally sit around thinking like this for the record.


34 posted on 04/18/2010 4:49:35 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Stars&StripesNE

Is that Barney’s game face? Great picture. Thanks for posting it.


35 posted on 04/18/2010 4:50:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Barney’s weenie most likely looks more like a corn dog!


36 posted on 04/18/2010 4:50:49 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (>)
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To: writer33

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy your writing, I just am teasing you is all.


37 posted on 04/18/2010 4:50:50 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: writer33

38 posted on 04/18/2010 4:50:56 PM PDT by Stars&StripesNE
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

LOL!


39 posted on 04/18/2010 4:53:12 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: jenk

I know you’re teasing. I don’t take anything personally anymore. Not since I started taking thorazine. LOL!


40 posted on 04/18/2010 4:53:46 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Stars&StripesNE

Another great picture, Stars. Thanks for posting ‘em. LOL!


41 posted on 04/18/2010 4:54:50 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: airborne

Barney can eat all the weenies he wants,but somebody be sure to keep him away from any Boy Scouts!


42 posted on 04/18/2010 4:57:23 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Stars&StripesNE
That was terrible, twice.

5.56mm

43 posted on 04/18/2010 4:59:41 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: writer33

LOL!


44 posted on 04/18/2010 5:05:51 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: writer33

Sarah is da’ man!


45 posted on 04/18/2010 5:08:51 PM PDT by GeronL (Cargo Cult Liberalism isn't going to work.)
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To: GeronL

No doubt about it. She smokes Barney is a head to head weenie roasting contest.


46 posted on 04/18/2010 5:09:55 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Probably not the right terminology there. :)


47 posted on 04/18/2010 5:10:36 PM PDT by GeronL (Cargo Cult Liberalism isn't going to work.)
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To: GeronL

Probably not. LOL!


48 posted on 04/18/2010 5:12:07 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: GQuagmire; writer33

>>Weenies and prostate at one’s feet will send Barney into a frenzy<<

That is why Frank schedules as many prostate exams as possible. He gets a double thrill from taxpayer dollars paying for what he wants most.


49 posted on 04/18/2010 5:13:27 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Craven spirits wear their master's collars but real men would rather feed the battlefield's vultures)
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To: freedumb2003

LOL! But it’s all kosher.


50 posted on 04/18/2010 5:14:17 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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