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Thank You Massa Gubmint!
jenkuznicki.com ^
| 4/19/10
| Jen Kuznicki
Posted on 04/19/2010 2:58:06 PM PDT by jenk
The EPA’s jack-booted Jackson has such a smart idea! Lame-brain Lisa is hosting a contest to see who can come up with the most creative way to sell repression!
Environmental Protection Agency is encouraging the public to create video advertisements that explain why federal regulations are “important to everyone.”
You could win $2500 in a fun contest that helps all the King’s men implement rules that will change all our our lives, and our reasons for existing!
(Excerpt) Read more at jenkuznicki.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: epa; lisajackson; regulation
that was fun
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posted on
04/19/2010 2:58:06 PM PDT
by
jenk
To: jenk
This could be wonderful opportunity for some comedic genius to put together a Monty Python-esque short commercial for American Govt Thuggery. Think of it. Commentator walking along, talking about the wonderful benefits of invasive inspections of your home at all hours of the night, instantaneous corporal punishment for breaking dubious restrictions of water usage for late night teeth brushing ending with a final crowded train boarding for you and your family, all the time espousing the wonderful craddle-to-grave Govt we've empowered. ... It could be a downright windfall for the Right and an embarrassment for the EPA.
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posted on
04/19/2010 3:11:27 PM PDT
by
TexGuy
(If it has the slimmest of chances of being considered sarcasm ... IT IS!)
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ..
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posted on
04/19/2010 4:14:21 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
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posted on
04/19/2010 4:16:40 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Cargo Cult Liberalism isn't going to work.)
To: TexGuy
I was thinking more of a book...
“Who Moved My Gubmint Cheese?” a book about the ins and outs of working the govenment system with excerps like “ACORN, the good, the bad, and the downright ugly.” or “From SEIU to CIA - (The Alphabet Soup) or who is REALLY controling your paycheck?”
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posted on
04/19/2010 4:22:11 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(Tag line is on vacation.)
To: jenk
Perhaps a re-telling of the end of Orwell’s 1984 where Winston Smith looks lovingly at a picture of Big Brother.
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posted on
04/19/2010 4:42:48 PM PDT
by
The Great RJ
("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
To: The Great RJ
Well, let’s see... Obama is kind of tall, and he is a brother.
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posted on
04/19/2010 6:17:49 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(Tag line is on vacation.)
To: jenk
Wow! Do we get to choose our own chains, too?
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posted on
04/19/2010 6:18:20 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(The US will not die with a whimper. It will die with thundering applause from the left.)
To: jenk; Lazamataz
Where do I sign up? I want to turn in Laz....
Oh wait, that’s a diffeent tipline....
(Hi Laz, how ya been?)
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posted on
04/19/2010 7:33:18 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: writer33
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posted on
04/19/2010 7:34:50 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: jenk
I wouldn’t own it as a slave.
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posted on
04/19/2010 7:35:57 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: writer33
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posted on
04/20/2010 2:57:28 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
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