Skip to comments.Unhappy moms turn to adultery after Mothers Day
Posted on 05/12/2010 8:04:47 AM PDT by conservativefunhouse
Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day. If not, she may already be looking for your replacement. According to...
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I gave my Mom flowers on Mother’s Day, so ... no worries there.
>> Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day. If not, she may already be looking for your replacement.
If you have to worry, there’s already a problem.
Gals chase the ding-a-ling and guy chase the bootie.
As Lemmy says, “You know the chase is better than the catch”,
but the catch is....humuna...humuna....thank God for the loose Japanese gals that keep us young.
And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.
Or one could make an honest arrangement with ones spouse. Just sayin'.
Yeah, why worry that your spouse will catch an STD from another partner....party on!
One of the keys to a happy marriage...
“Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day.”
It is called M-O-T-H-E—R-S Day, not WIFE’S day. Wifes’ day is April 14th, your anniversary, Christmas and her birthday.
And any day that ends in 'y'.
My daughter said it best when she was a pre-teen: “It’s a good thing you and Mom found each other. Nobody else would want you guys!”
That just makes things a lot easier. Otherwise, you're just better off finding a woman you don't like, and buying her a house.
You may as well add 'ignorance is bliss'.
Sounds like the recipe for a rich and satisfying life - good luck...
My first good laugh of the day. Thanks!
Little known fact: Abraham Lincoln bought Mary Todd Lincoln a bag of pecans as a Wifes' Day gift, during intermission at Ford's Theatre.
It's not your love that sustains the marriage; it's your marriage that sustains your love. If you build a solid marriage on a sound foundation, and maintain it properly, your love will survive.
Too many people have bought into the lie that "love is a feeling." It's not a feeling. It's a decision.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife....
Good bye you worthless POS! If marriage is based on that, then good riddance to ya'
Sheesh, what shallow, unethical, self-serving women these must be. (Good riddance)
Somebody should ask Tiger if that whole sneaking around adultery thing worked out for him. Probably the most expensive piece of strange ever.
“My daughter said it best when she was a pre-teen: Its a good thing you and Mom found each other. Nobody else would want you guys!
Your daughter sounds like she was raised by good parents that gave her the ability to laugh at oneself.
I’m going to remember that one for a long time, lol. I hope she finds herself a man that only could want her.
amen and amen! Too many have forgotten or never learned that love is a choice, a choice you make every day. Will I honor my vows today? Will I be the best wife I can be today? Do I remember that, when things are tough, I promised I would be true in worse, poorer, and sickness, not just in better, richer, and health, and til DEATH do us part? Seems as though these women forgot they also agreed to forsaking ALL others.
I have often told my boys love is NOT a feeling, its a decision. I pointed always to the crucifix at that time and said, do you think Jesus FELT like being scourged, crowned with thorns and crucified? He led by example by dying for you, even if you were the only human to ever exist he would have done it. That is true love and he asks us to take up our cross and follow him. He gave us a visual, take up our cross. Then he led by example, showing he meant everything, up to and including a literal cross. Its a decision. Kudos for getting that!
Gives added meaning to the term MILF
A good friend said of two acquaintances when they married, “At least they didn’t ruin two other lives.” (by marrying each other instead of each marrying a other people).
“Too many people have bought into the lie that “love is a feeling.” It’s not a feeling. It’s a decision.”
My wife gets mad every time I insinuate that.
Jiveman #1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Translation: Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
Translation: Yes, he is wrong for doing that.
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
Translation: I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Translation: Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Translation: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo! How true!
Together: Sh010039et! Golly!
Best movie scene ever.
Not even close.
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