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Unhappy moms turn to adultery after Mothers Day
Conservative Fun House and Momlogic ^ | 05/12/2010 | Damon Rexroad

Posted on 05/12/2010 8:04:47 AM PDT by conservativefunhouse

Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day. If not, she may already be looking for your replacement. According to...

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TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: adultery; affair; ashleymadisoncom; moms

1 posted on 05/12/2010 8:04:48 AM PDT by conservativefunhouse
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To: conservativefunhouse

I gave my Mom flowers on Mother’s Day, so ... no worries there.


2 posted on 05/12/2010 8:12:26 AM PDT by chris37
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To: conservativefunhouse

>> Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day. If not, she may already be looking for your replacement.

If you have to worry, there’s already a problem.

SnakeDoc


3 posted on 05/12/2010 8:12:31 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant [...] that even a god-king can bleed.")
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To: conservativefunhouse

Errrm...so what?
Gals chase the ding-a-ling and guy chase the bootie.

As Lemmy says, “You know the chase is better than the catch”,
but the catch is....humuna...humuna....thank God for the loose Japanese gals that keep us young.


4 posted on 05/12/2010 8:13:48 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: SnakeDoctor

And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.


5 posted on 05/12/2010 8:14:50 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: conservativefunhouse
Only if your wife is and has always been a wh0re. If your wife will commit adultery for any reason... she is not the woman you should be married to... same goes for men who are wh0res and the poor women that are married to them. Remember... your vows were to her and GOD and to him and GOD.

LLS

6 posted on 05/12/2010 8:15:53 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer ( WOLVERINES!)
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To: lefty-lie-spy
And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.

Or one could make an honest arrangement with ones spouse. Just sayin'.

7 posted on 05/12/2010 8:16:04 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: conservativefunhouse
It's Mother's Day, not wive’s day. Besides, every day is wive’s day.
8 posted on 05/12/2010 8:16:06 AM PDT by throwback ( The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid)
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To: lefty-lie-spy
And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.

Yeah, why worry that your spouse will catch an STD from another partner....party on!

9 posted on 05/12/2010 8:17:27 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: throwback
Besides, every day is wive’s day.

One of the keys to a happy marriage...

10 posted on 05/12/2010 8:17:45 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: conservativefunhouse

“Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day.”

It is called M-O-T-H-E—R-S Day, not WIFE’S day. Wifes’ day is April 14th, your anniversary, Christmas and her birthday.


11 posted on 05/12/2010 8:18:04 AM PDT by Grunthor (Over YOUR dead body!)
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To: Grunthor
It is called M-O-T-H-E—R-S Day, not WIFE’S day. Wifes’ day is April 14th, your anniversary, Christmas and her birthday.

And any day that ends in 'y'.

12 posted on 05/12/2010 8:19:36 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SnakeDoctor

My daughter said it best when she was a pre-teen: “It’s a good thing you and Mom found each other. Nobody else would want you guys!”


13 posted on 05/12/2010 8:21:33 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: conservativefunhouse
'Tis easier if you just marry a woman that you can trust, be faithful to, who is head over heels in love with you, and who you're still head over heels in love with. Like me.

That just makes things a lot easier. Otherwise, you're just better off finding a woman you don't like, and buying her a house.

14 posted on 05/12/2010 8:23:06 AM PDT by wbill
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To: lefty-lie-spy
And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.

You may as well add 'ignorance is bliss'.

Sounds like the recipe for a rich and satisfying life - good luck...

15 posted on 05/12/2010 8:24:06 AM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: Vigilanteman
My daughter said it best when she was a pre-teen: “It’s a good thing you and Mom found each other. Nobody else would want you guys!”

My first good laugh of the day. Thanks!

16 posted on 05/12/2010 8:24:13 AM PDT by houeto (Get drinking water from your ditch - http://www.junglebucket.com/Jungle-Bucket-1.htm)
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To: jonno

bttt


17 posted on 05/12/2010 8:24:20 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Grunthor
Wifes’ day is April 14th, your anniversary, Christmas and her birthday

Little known fact: Abraham Lincoln bought Mary Todd Lincoln a bag of pecans as a Wifes' Day gift, during intermission at Ford's Theatre.

18 posted on 05/12/2010 8:24:54 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (Pretentiousness is so beneath me.)
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To: wbill; conservativefunhouse
'Tis easier if you just marry a woman that you can trust, be faithful to, who is head over heels in love with you, and who you're still head over heels in love with. Like me.

It's not your love that sustains the marriage; it's your marriage that sustains your love. If you build a solid marriage on a sound foundation, and maintain it properly, your love will survive.

Too many people have bought into the lie that "love is a feeling." It's not a feeling. It's a decision.

19 posted on 05/12/2010 8:29:36 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: wbill

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife....


20 posted on 05/12/2010 8:31:06 AM PDT by NavVet ("You Lie!")
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To: conservativefunhouse
Unhappy moms turn to adultery after Mothers Day

Good bye you worthless POS! If marriage is based on that, then good riddance to ya'

21 posted on 05/12/2010 8:35:38 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: throwback
every day is wive’s day

There's a dude that's figured it out.
22 posted on 05/12/2010 8:41:09 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: conservativefunhouse

Sheesh, what shallow, unethical, self-serving women these must be. (Good riddance)


23 posted on 05/12/2010 8:43:59 AM PDT by justsaynomore (The Hermantor - 2012 - www.hermancain.com)
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To: conservativefunhouse

Somebody should ask Tiger if that whole sneaking around adultery thing worked out for him. Probably the most expensive piece of strange ever.


24 posted on 05/12/2010 8:45:09 AM PDT by festusbanjo (It's not that we tax too little, it's that we spend too damn much!)
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To: Vigilanteman

“My daughter said it best when she was a pre-teen: “It’s a good thing you and Mom found each other. Nobody else would want you guys!”

Your daughter sounds like she was raised by good parents that gave her the ability to laugh at oneself.

I’m going to remember that one for a long time, lol. I hope she finds herself a man that only could want her.


25 posted on 05/12/2010 8:50:05 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: dfwgator
And any day that ends in 'y'...

And for some wives, even those that don't...lol !
26 posted on 05/12/2010 8:52:14 AM PDT by magritte ("There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself "Do trousers matter?")
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To: Grizzled Bear

amen and amen! Too many have forgotten or never learned that love is a choice, a choice you make every day. Will I honor my vows today? Will I be the best wife I can be today? Do I remember that, when things are tough, I promised I would be true in worse, poorer, and sickness, not just in better, richer, and health, and til DEATH do us part? Seems as though these women forgot they also agreed to forsaking ALL others.

I have often told my boys love is NOT a feeling, its a decision. I pointed always to the crucifix at that time and said, do you think Jesus FELT like being scourged, crowned with thorns and crucified? He led by example by dying for you, even if you were the only human to ever exist he would have done it. That is true love and he asks us to take up our cross and follow him. He gave us a visual, take up our cross. Then he led by example, showing he meant everything, up to and including a literal cross. Its a decision. Kudos for getting that!


27 posted on 05/12/2010 8:52:17 AM PDT by wombtotomb
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To: conservativefunhouse

Gives added meaning to the term MILF


28 posted on 05/12/2010 9:04:59 AM PDT by CPT Clay (Pick up your weapon and follow me.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Haha!

A good friend said of two acquaintances when they married, “At least they didn’t ruin two other lives.” (by marrying each other instead of each marrying a other people).


29 posted on 05/12/2010 9:14:09 AM PDT by Dexter Morgan (Everyone hides who they are.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

“Too many people have bought into the lie that “love is a feeling.” It’s not a feeling. It’s a decision.”

My wife gets mad every time I insinuate that.


30 posted on 05/12/2010 9:16:41 AM PDT by Dexter Morgan (Everyone hides who they are.)
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To: conservativefunhouse

Jiveman #1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!

Translation: Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.

Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Translation: Yes, he is wrong for doing that.

Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

Translation: I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.

Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

Translation: Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.

Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Translation: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Together: Col' got to be! Yo! How true!

Together: Sh010039et! Golly!

31 posted on 05/12/2010 9:37:27 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: JRios1968

Best movie scene ever.

Not even close.


32 posted on 05/12/2010 9:44:23 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: Retired Greyhound

“Golly!”


33 posted on 05/12/2010 9:51:08 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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