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Time to Throw Nuke Arizona, or Just Throw Them Out of the Union?
The Voice of Reason ^ | May 12, 2010 | Texas Peartree

Posted on 05/12/2010 3:20:11 PM PDT by Texas Peartree

Since Arizona recently passed a law allowing state government officials to inquire about the immigration status of people during a lawful stop, the following has happened (or will soon happen);

1) President Obama has stated he will have his Justice Department look into whether this Arizona law (which closely tracks our unenforced federal laws) violates the Civil Rights of people in Arizona.

2) The City of Los Angeles (which, as I understand it, is flat broke) has cancelled $7 million worth of contracts with the state of Arizona.

3) Their sole NBA team, the Phoenix Suns, has shown solidarity with illegal aliens by changing their uniforms for a playoff game into mangled Spanglish.

4) Osama bin Laden has released a tape condemning the infidel state. (Soon)

5) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has threatened Arizona with "crushing sanctions." (Soon)

6) The UN has passed a resolution calling on Arizona to open their borders to UN inspectors or endless debate. (Soon)

7) The bank accounts of all legal Arizona citizens have been seized and the proceeds paid to the Mexican government for their inconvenience and hurt feelings. (Soon)

8) President Obama has threatened to use nuclear weapons to vaporize Arizona and any of the other 57 states who dare enforce immigration laws.

Have I missed anything?...

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 1of; aliens; arizona; blogpimp; clinton; immigration; mexico; notalent; notfunny

1 posted on 05/12/2010 3:20:11 PM PDT by Texas Peartree
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To: Texas Peartree
O puhleeze Br'er Fox Don' thro me in dat briar patch!
2 posted on 05/12/2010 3:22:42 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Texas Peartree
6) The UN has passed a resolution calling on Arizona to open their borders to UN inspectors or endless debate. (Soon)


3 posted on 05/12/2010 3:24:15 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who rides on a scorpion should not be surprised when he last hears "it is my nature.")
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To: Texas Peartree
So any other state that passes such a law can be assured that liberal maggots will boycott that state and stop going there?

Hmmmm

4 posted on 05/12/2010 3:31:05 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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To: Texas Peartree

and HOW MANY MEXICANS WORKING FOR MEXICO’S BEST INTEREST (and not the United States’) are on the L.A. CITY COUNCIL, hmmm? Maybe Mayor “we clean your toilets VILLARAGOSA” can answer that.. That racist, stuttering, adulterer, camera whore pig.


5 posted on 05/12/2010 3:34:24 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: Texas Peartree

You missed the part where the Gov’t removes the 30% of the Arizona population who are against the Bill, prior to nuking it. Minority opinion wins!.. Obammy’s reverse parallel universe strikes again!


6 posted on 05/12/2010 3:37:36 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: Texas Peartree

Texas Peartree,
I’d bet the farm you don’t give a damn about any N.B.A. team in Arizona.


7 posted on 05/12/2010 3:38:23 PM PDT by Joe Boucher (Just say NO to RINOs. (FUBO))
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To: historyrepeatz

8 posted on 05/12/2010 3:38:30 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: Texas Peartree
Have I missed anything?

Reid and Pelosi draft a bill to build the border fence between Arizona and California/Nevada. (soon).

9 posted on 05/12/2010 3:44:11 PM PDT by Need4Truth (the just shall live by faith.)
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To: Texas Peartree

You missed this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjOI7bj5ks&feature=related


10 posted on 05/12/2010 3:49:44 PM PDT by CommieCutter (Obamanomics :Privatize Gains, Socialize Losses.)
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To: historyrepeatz
Maybe Mayor “we clean your toilets VILLARAGOSA” can answer that.. That racist, stuttering, adulterer, camera whore pig.

You forgot lying meglomaniac and traitor. But other then that, I think you did good.


11 posted on 05/12/2010 3:54:18 PM PDT by 444Flyer (We shall not be moved.)
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To: Texas Peartree

Well, at least, per item six, the UN recognizes the sovereign status of Arizona. Progress!


12 posted on 05/12/2010 3:55:06 PM PDT by ronnyquest (There's a communist living in the White House! Now, what are you going to do about it?)
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To: Texas Peartree

“The UN has passed a resolution calling on Arizona to open their borders to UN inspectors or endless debate.”

My guess is that Arizona won’t care how often UN inspectors
check the border. I think we’ll be expecting the Mexican drug cartels to catch up with them. Oh, I forgot. Their guardians may be the UN peacekeepers who wear the cute little blue hats. Well, if the past is prologue, then the UN peacekeepers will be calling the Arizona National Guard for help because the wicked, bad and nasty cartel members are in the process of wiping them out. LOL.


13 posted on 05/12/2010 3:56:57 PM PDT by righttackle44 (Is Obama an Irish, Italian or Japanese name?)
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To: Texas Peartree
6) The UN has passed a resolution calling on Arizona to open their borders to UN inspectors or endless debate. (Soon)

Ah, another revenue source for the UN, kickbacks from coyotes and drug runners.

14 posted on 05/12/2010 4:02:22 PM PDT by DejaJude
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To: righttackle44
My guess is that Arizona won’t care how often UN inspectors check the border. I think we’ll be expecting the Mexican drug cartels to catch up with them. Oh, I forgot. Their guardians may be the UN peacekeepers who wear the cute little blue hats. Well, if the past is prologue, then the UN peacekeepers will be calling the Arizona National Guard for help because the wicked, bad and nasty cartel members are in the process of wiping them out. LOL.

If that happens, we can hope the AZ National Guard suddenly discovers it has urgent business elsewhere; say, at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

15 posted on 05/12/2010 4:05:24 PM PDT by susannah59
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To: Texas Peartree

If you commie rat bastards throw Arizona out of the Union... I AM MOVING THERE!

LLS


16 posted on 05/12/2010 4:08:16 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer ( WOLVERINES!)
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To: Texas Peartree
8) President Obama has threatened to use nuclear weapons to vaporize Arizona and any of the other 57 states who dare enforce immigration laws.

If he does use them, he will announce just how many were used so all will know how many are left in our inventory.

17 posted on 05/12/2010 4:09:14 PM PDT by DejaJude
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To: 444Flyer

Re: “You forgot lying meglomaniac and traitor. But other then that, I think you did good. “

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He/she also forgot: former gang member, dumber than dirt fool who failed the bar exam FOUR TIMES and thus was unable to take it again!


18 posted on 05/12/2010 4:11:19 PM PDT by CaliforniaCon
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To: Texas Peartree

“Their sole NBA team, the Phoenix Suns, has shown solidarity with illegal aliens”

So much for showing AZ approval by buying Phoenix Suns stuff.


19 posted on 05/12/2010 4:13:23 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Need4Truth
Reid and Pelosi draft a bill to build the border fence between Arizona and California/Nevada. (soon).

That's a good one. Shall we then claim to have a ladder taller than the fence?

20 posted on 05/12/2010 4:13:33 PM PDT by DejaJude
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To: LibLieSlayer

You are welcome here too.


21 posted on 05/12/2010 4:14:19 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: freedumb2003

Dick Cheney?


22 posted on 05/12/2010 4:14:21 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Texas Peartree

Arizona & Texas alone could take Obama from power....he better play nice with our 2 states ;-)


23 posted on 05/12/2010 4:17:03 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: LibLieSlayer

Exactly what I was thinking.

And here all these FReepers were trying for that New Hampshire Project.


24 posted on 05/12/2010 4:18:10 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Texas Peartree

Maybe this isn’t the right place to ask, but I’m at a loss as to which civil rights are supposedly violated by Arizona’s law.

I’ve asked opponents of the law, and so far all they can tell me is that it’s a civil rights violation to ask for proof of citizenship. That’s it?

If so, that’s not much of an argument on their behalf.


25 posted on 05/12/2010 4:28:03 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: LibLieSlayer
If you commie rat bastards throw Arizona out of the Union... I AM MOVING THERE!

I don't know where you live now, but be careful what you promise. I just left the Phoenix area after 10 years. I really didn't want to, but my financial situation made it impossible to stay. If you have never spent a whole summer in the valley, be warned... it's the worst! Of course, other areas of the state are more temperate. You might want to check those out.

26 posted on 05/12/2010 4:28:15 PM PDT by DejaJude
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To: Texas Peartree
Stand With Arizona is one f**king awesome Facebook page.
27 posted on 05/12/2010 5:01:50 PM PDT by montag813
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To: Texas Peartree

Does any water from AZ get shipped to LA? Maybe AZ should simply turn off the tap?


28 posted on 05/12/2010 5:09:53 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (The problem with Socialism is eventually you run our of other peoples money. Lady Thatcher)
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To: Joe Boucher

“I’d bet the farm you don’t give a damn about any N.B.A. team in Arizona”

True. I like the Rockets.


29 posted on 05/12/2010 5:18:15 PM PDT by Texas Peartree
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