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Democrats Vote Down 5 Percent Rule
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 15 May 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/16/2010 7:47:43 PM PDT by John Semmens

In a bid to stem taxpayer losses for bad loans guaranteed by federal housing agencies Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, Senator Bob Corker (R-Tenn) proposed that borrowers be required to make a 5% down payment in order to qualify. His proposal was rejected 57-42 on a party-line vote because, as Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained, “passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; loans; satire; waste; wasteoftime

1 posted on 05/16/2010 7:47:43 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Buy gold and ammunition. LOTS of gold and ammunition...
2 posted on 05/16/2010 7:48:57 PM PDT by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: John Semmens
cause God forbid that people who prolly shouldn't get a loan in the first place, have a little skin in the game...
3 posted on 05/16/2010 7:49:46 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: John Semmens

Problem with these “satire” posts is they’re far too believable. If a balanced budget amendment went down because it wasn’t “fair”, it would seem totally reasonable to me. So would being expected to have some skin in three hundred thousand dollar home loan.


4 posted on 05/16/2010 7:49:49 PM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: John Semmens

Good one John. ROFLMAO.


5 posted on 05/16/2010 7:52:30 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (The Left draws criminals as excrement draws flies. The Left IS a criminal organization.)
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To: John Semmens

I find myself getting snookered by EVERY satire post now. Things have gotten so bad I can believe anything is possible with these dems


6 posted on 05/16/2010 7:53:30 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: John Semmens

Rats think that by putting people in houses they cannot afford and debt that they cannot pay and in the process driving their credit down even further, they are doing them a favor.


7 posted on 05/16/2010 7:54:32 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (The US will not die with a whimper. It will die with thundering applause from the left.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL, brilliant!


8 posted on 05/16/2010 7:55:17 PM PDT by McGavin999 (Illegal is not a race, it is a crime)
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To: John Semmens

For a second there I thought it said they voted down the “five-second rule.” My kids would have been heartbroken, “Sorry, that cookie has to go into the trash.”


9 posted on 05/16/2010 7:55:26 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: April Lexington

“passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”

This goes down in history with the likes of Yogi Berra, “It ain’t over ‘til it’s over”.

Dodd you moron, that is the whole idea of home ownership,
i.e., being able to afford it!!


10 posted on 05/16/2010 8:00:04 PM PDT by Mr. Wright
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To: Mr. Wright
home ownership

Memo to Dodd: Ownership requires more than just having a name on a deed. It requires O&M (that means munny to those who don't know...)

11 posted on 05/16/2010 8:02:19 PM PDT by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: John Semmens
"Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained, “passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”

Picking my jaw up off the floor here. Can our "government" get any more ridiculous?

Don't answer that. I don't want to know...

12 posted on 05/16/2010 8:10:18 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: John Semmens

Urrrrrr..... ya got me. LOL


13 posted on 05/16/2010 8:10:55 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Mr. Wright

With these people in charge we are doomed, they are doing everything these can to keep the market from correcting.


14 posted on 05/16/2010 8:25:33 PM PDT by WHBates
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To: John Semmens

WHAAAAAAT DID HE SAY, “... would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”

Good grief! This is how we got in trouble before. Are these people so ignorant or just plain evil that they would continue to propose this sort of garbage ..??


15 posted on 05/16/2010 8:38:25 PM PDT by CyberAnt (Is Obama the Manchurian President ..??)
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To: plain talk

Yeah, it got me too. Much too realistic!


16 posted on 05/16/2010 8:39:55 PM PDT by CyberAnt (Is Obama the Manchurian President ..??)
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To: John Semmens
Another Satire Thread

Got sucked in again...
Adrenaline calming down, breath...

Om mani padme hum

All better now

17 posted on 05/16/2010 8:42:15 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: John Semmens

lol


18 posted on 05/16/2010 8:44:14 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: plain talk

The Dems did vote down the 5% rule.

I just explained their reasoning.


19 posted on 05/16/2010 8:49:20 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: domenad
Problem with these “satire” posts is they’re far too believable.

Sadly, that is all too true.

"...as Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained, “passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”

An absurdity like that from Dodd is what I expect.

20 posted on 05/16/2010 11:27:42 PM PDT by SupplySider
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passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”

Only a moron would say such a stupid thing and not realize what he was saying... If you can't afford it, don't do it....I learned the hard way....you can too....

21 posted on 05/17/2010 3:47:28 AM PDT by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now and in the future)
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...as Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained, “passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”

Dodd is a poster boy for TERM LIMITS!

22 posted on 05/17/2010 8:28:30 AM PDT by JimRed (To water the Tree of Liberty is to excise a cancer before it kills us. TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: JimRed

OOOHH! Got me too!


23 posted on 05/17/2010 8:29:33 AM PDT by JimRed (To water the Tree of Liberty is to excise a cancer before it kills us. TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: John Semmens

Yes, but, like many provisions in bills and amendments, a nay vote can be directed at some other aspect of the legislation which is the real cause of voting against a bill or amendment.

Ironically, your satire may well be working against the political persuasion which you support — so many conservative sites have published your comments as if they were facts that it makes them look a bit silly. This faux-story has gone viral and is revealing an unfortunate lack of sanity and fact checking on the part of those who are only too eager to believe it — regardless of how much reason Dems have given those who would so believe to do so.


24 posted on 06/17/2010 7:28:52 PM PDT by Zen Cushion
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