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Warning from the Center of Disease Control (about elections)
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Posted on 05/19/2010 6:47:01 AM PDT by demkicker

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: disgusting; gonorrhealectim; inappropriatepost; notfunny; nothumorous; obamanation
Thought you would enjoy this well-timed humor!
1 posted on 05/19/2010 6:47:01 AM PDT by demkicker
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To: demkicker

I have a natural immunity to the disease...however I will take the drug, to demonstrate to those who still are not sure how safe and effective the drug is.

2 posted on 05/19/2010 7:30:08 AM PDT by PoloSec (Note to Princess B H Obama: May PISS be Upon Mohammads Head...You Pervert)
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To: PoloSec

I appreciate your sacrifice! :-)

3 posted on 05/19/2010 8:49:30 AM PDT by demkicker (Helping Democrats Become Extinct)
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