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DUmmie FUnnies 06-04-10 ("Cheney killed the ocean!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 4, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/04/2010 3:09:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The only thing FUnnier than the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Cheney killed the ocean!" is the graphic posted there which is why I am using it above. Yup! Send out an APB. Dick Cheney killed the ocean. Meanwhile do nothing Obama, the biggest recipient of BP political donations had absolutely nothing to do with being nearly inactive in the face of the biggest oil spill in history. Nope. We need to blame DICK CHENEY who hasn't been in office for over a year. So let us now watch the DUmmies place all the blame on Cheney while giving Obama a free pass in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, disappointed that the DUmmies did not BLAME BUSH, is in the [barackets]:

Cheney killed the ocean!

[Go for broke. Blame him for killing the rest of the earth as well.]

And de-regulation Ronnie. I was naive to think Cheney's worst destruction of America was behind him. For the first time in my life I wish for harm to come to another human being. I can't watch the news anymore, it's beyond depressing, it's beyond sad.

[That's right. Give do-nothing Barack a free pass. It's all the fault of Cheney who isn't even in office.]

That POS is the most evil man in my lifetime.

[Hmmm... I wish I could give this DUmmie the choice of being incarcerated by either Dick Cheney or...Saddam Hussein. Hee! Hee!]

He, and Republicans, and even some Democrats, who voted for, or had anything to do with, allowing companies like BP to skirt the laws and regulations that allowed this to happen, have to pay. I'm not talking about $$. There has to be consequences.

[Skirt laws and regulations? Gee, I wonder what all those donations to Obama bought? And now to the other DUmmies...]

I think we need some of our DU musical and poet artist to work and come up with some songs and poetry.

Cheney Killed the Ocean

De-regulation Ronnie

[Paging Charles Henrickson! Hee! Hee!]

That would be an awesome idea. Is there a poet among us?

[I'm certain we can find a certain parodist pastor.]

Something needs to break through to the public consciousness. Where are all the protest songs and singers we once had in this country? Is their music being suppressed by the corporate-dominated music industry?

[Cheney killed the music!]

This has Cheney's stink all over it

[Lots of BO.]

Even without Haliburton's direct involvement, this is Cheney's disaster. You know an administration is bad when the current one is judged on how much damage it can undo from the previous one.

[Dick Cheney set the fuse that blew out that oil well while BO slept.]

I better not hear anyone say Obama, the Democratic Party or the environmentalists were responsible for this.

[Of course not. BO and the Democrats have been in the snooze mode since the well blew. Only blame goes to...DICK CHENEY!!!]

Cheney is the definition of evil... Every pore of his body oozes evil.

[Of course but, um, where is the proof that Cheney caused the oil spill? Oops! Please excuse me for demanding actual FACTS.]

We now know what the face of evil looks like. He is a soulless creature.

[Finally, some "facts" are injected into the DUmmie case against Cheney.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bp; cheney; dickcheney; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; ocean; oil; oilleak; oilspill
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Some heavy duty couponing for me this weekend.
1 posted on 06/04/2010 3:09:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping...


2 posted on 06/04/2010 3:10:58 PM PDT by BADROTOFINGER (Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How long can somebody bury their head in the sand?

BP donated to Obama
Therefore Dick Cheney’s foot prints are all over this.


3 posted on 06/04/2010 3:12:39 PM PDT by omega4179 (www.jdforsenate.com)
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To: BADROTOFINGER

BLP


4 posted on 06/04/2010 3:12:55 PM PDT by FredZarguna ("May she always be so lovely!" Beauty is skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way through.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Cheney and Palin drive those walnuts out of their trees.


5 posted on 06/04/2010 3:13:28 PM PDT by devane617 (VOTE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wasn’t it environmental regulations that forced companies to drill farther and farther from land??


6 posted on 06/04/2010 3:14:00 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: PJ-Comix

That graphic is hilarious!


7 posted on 06/04/2010 3:14:32 PM PDT by workerbee (FAIL, BABY, FAIL!)
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To: GeronL

Sure is.


8 posted on 06/04/2010 3:17:39 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think we need some of our DU musical and poet artist to work and come up with some songs and poetry.

Who said the left doesn’t have any answers ?


9 posted on 06/04/2010 3:18:35 PM PDT by daku
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To: GeronL
Shush!! Now you're just making sense!

Those types of comments have no place in a thread about DUmmies!

10 posted on 06/04/2010 3:19:01 PM PDT by mellow velo (Elect an adult; vote Conservative.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow. With every single DUmmie FUnnie these folks sound more unhinged. This is scary.


11 posted on 06/04/2010 3:19:17 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: PJ-Comix
Cheney is the definition of evil... Every pore of his body oozes evil.

If Cheney works out and gets a sweat up does more evil pour out of his pores?

12 posted on 06/04/2010 3:19:43 PM PDT by highlander_UW (Education is too important to leave in the hands of the government.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


13 posted on 06/04/2010 3:20:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix
I better not hear anyone say Obama, the Democratic Party or the environmentalists were responsible for this.


14 posted on 06/04/2010 3:20:52 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (What's black and white and red all over? - OBAMA)
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To: PJ-Comix

15?


15 posted on 06/04/2010 3:25:47 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh Noes!

Daym You Dick Cheney!


16 posted on 06/04/2010 3:26:11 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: BADROTOFINGER

Cheney is evil but Helen Thomas gets a pass /s

Liberals are overtly evil.


17 posted on 06/04/2010 3:28:02 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: PJ-Comix

Haliburton! Haliburton! Is that all they know?


18 posted on 06/04/2010 3:29:32 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Great


19 posted on 06/04/2010 3:33:28 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life DUmmies!


20 posted on 06/04/2010 3:43:48 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: daku

Can someone script “Oilbama” the musical? with Cheney as the dark Machiavellian foe?


21 posted on 06/04/2010 3:44:28 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: mylife

Rove you magnificent bastard!


22 posted on 06/04/2010 3:48:35 PM PDT by BenKenobi (I want to hear more about Sam! Samwise the stouthearted!)
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To: PJ-Comix

All I am surprised at is how long it took for them to
get to blaming Cheney!

The DUmmies are just ostriches with their heads buried...
we won’t say where.....


23 posted on 06/04/2010 4:14:04 PM PDT by LUV W (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am generally opposed to ‘skirt laws’, but I could change my position.


24 posted on 06/04/2010 4:16:25 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Be wary of all politicians--especially the ones you admire.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
I think we need some of our DU musical and poet artist to work and come up with some songs and poetry.... Is there a poet among us?

Show 'em how it's done, CH!

25 posted on 06/04/2010 4:26:51 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: VeniVidiVici

Dee Dee Dee!


26 posted on 06/04/2010 5:31:26 PM PDT by visualops (Proud Air Force Mom)
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To: PJ-Comix

Quien es mas macho?
Dick Cheney ou Barack Obama?


27 posted on 06/04/2010 5:55:08 PM PDT by Poser (Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
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To: PJ-Comix
allowing companies like BP to skirt the laws and regulations

He's so powerful, he has control of the laws and regulations even now, after he's out of office.

This reminds me of an old Benny Hill sketch, where a singer explains booing during his set by saying, "The group that went on before us was so bad that halfway through my set, they remembered how bad they were and started booing again!"

28 posted on 06/04/2010 7:56:32 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("You seem to believe that stupidity is a virtue. Why is that so?"-Flight of the Phoenix)
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To: PJ-Comix

This reminds me of that old Benny Hill skit, where a singer explains the booing from the audience as “They remembered how bad the guys before us were, and they started booing again!”


29 posted on 06/04/2010 7:58:42 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("You seem to believe that stupidity is a virtue. Why is that so?"-Flight of the Phoenix)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, they be scareded of the boogie man—oogah boogah!


30 posted on 06/04/2010 8:02:10 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("You seem to believe that stupidity is a virtue. Why is that so?"-Flight of the Phoenix)
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To: PJ-Comix
I better not hear anyone say Obama, the Democratic Party or the environmentalists were responsible for this.

I'll say it. OBAMA'S FAULT! Now, what're ya gonna do about it bunko? These kids are just too manipulative...

31 posted on 06/04/2010 8:06:05 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix

He’s scary, but GOOD scary. :)


32 posted on 06/04/2010 8:37:01 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("You seem to believe that stupidity is a virtue. Why is that so?"-Flight of the Phoenix)
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To: rdl6989
"...Haliburton! Haliburton! Is that all they know?..."


The funny part is simply ask any leftist what Halliburton does as a company to make money and they won't have an answer.
But they will know it's evil (naturally) and it's Dick Cheney's allegedly sinister firm.
Liberals are really silly.

33 posted on 06/05/2010 4:50:48 AM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: mylife
Of course, everybody knows that was an oil-soaked coat and hat Cheney wore to Obama's Immaculation...


34 posted on 06/05/2010 8:05:49 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: rdl6989
Haliburton! Haliburton! Is that all they know?

No, of course not...usually it's "Bush's fault, Bush's fault!"

35 posted on 06/05/2010 8:10:52 AM PDT by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
[Paging Charles Henrickson! Hee! Hee!]

You rang?

BONUS PARODY
By Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel

I KILLED THE OCEAN
Tune: "I Shot the Sheriff"
As sung by Dick Cheney and the Oilers

I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Oh, oh, oh
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

All around in DUmmietown
Dick Cheney they're tearin' down, yeah
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling in the deep blue sea
For the leak of that bad BP
So I say, oh, now, now, oh

I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I killed the ocean, O Lord, and they say it is a capital offense
Ooh, ooh, ooh, hear this

Ocean of blue always bothered me
The Gulf, Mexico
Every time I saw the sea
I said, Kill it with oil that flows
I said, Kill it with oil that flows
And so, and so, read it in the news

I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Murdered the deep blue sea, ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Yeah, ooooh

Beachfront came my way one day
And I started to look down, yeah
All of a sudden I saw ocean all 'round
Aimin' to make me frown
So I brought, I brought, the oil rig down
And I say, since I am Cheney I won't pay

I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Oh, oh, oh
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Ooh, ooh, ooh

My evil got the better of me
And I made the oil go free
Every day more buckets out-go the well
One day the water, not a drop left
One day the water, not a drop left
I say

I, I, I, I killed the ocean, Lord, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea, oh . . .

36 posted on 06/05/2010 8:30:07 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
37 posted on 06/05/2010 8:44:38 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (Palin/West for 2012!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Classic! This may be one that you should send to Paul Shanklin.


38 posted on 06/05/2010 8:45:19 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Except for the occasional heart attack, I've never felt better."

--Vice President Dick Cheney

39 posted on 06/05/2010 8:46:47 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Classic! This may be one that you should send to Paul Shanklin.

They wouldn't use it. I've sent stuff to Rush and Paul before, even better than this, but it seems they only use in-house material.

40 posted on 06/05/2010 8:50:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Cloward-Piven their butts!


41 posted on 06/05/2010 8:55:11 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Fantasywriter
Wow. With every single DUmmie FUnnie these folks sound more unhinged. This is scary.
I have noticed the same thing. Their "savior" hasn't done anything for them and they are really becoming un-hinged. LIBS have always been detatched from reality.
42 posted on 06/05/2010 9:09:17 AM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: wjcsux

I’ve seen a lot of things, but I’ve never seen the netroots left this detached from reality. Wouldn’t it be an irony if Bush/Cheney was all that had been keeping them sane? With their bugaboos gone and The One turning into an Epic Fail, they are just losing it. This is not going to end well, I’m afraid.


43 posted on 06/05/2010 9:33:04 AM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: COBOL2Java

Good Luck Pie Hole


44 posted on 06/05/2010 9:34:34 AM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for the ping.


45 posted on 06/05/2010 10:10:47 AM PDT by GOPJ (http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php?area=dam&lang=eng)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Too FUnny!


46 posted on 06/05/2010 10:25:03 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!!! Nice job!


47 posted on 06/05/2010 10:33:13 AM PDT by mojitojoe (banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"That's how you do it, son." (Charlie Daniels- Gieco Commercial)
48 posted on 06/05/2010 3:01:36 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

SO FUNNY! Applause!!!


49 posted on 06/05/2010 6:47:19 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Malia: "Daddy, didn't they used to drill in Texas?")
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To: PJ-Comix
We now know what the face of evil looks like

well of course, we've known it for years
(insert any pic of Helen Thomas here---->)

(it's so ugly my computer refuses to store that image...)
50 posted on 06/06/2010 1:05:23 AM PDT by snuffy smiff (imagine if the GOP grew a brain-and threw all RINOs OUT! But that would also require a spine *sigh*)
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