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17 AWOL Afghan Members Listed
Zarr Chasm Chronicle [sic] | 6/18/10 | Keli Kilohana

Posted on 06/18/2010 9:31:01 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana

The following 17 Afghan military members have gone AWOL from an Air Force base in Texas and are being sought in a nationwide alert in the U.S. Citizens are asked to be on the look out for any of the following:

Mohammad Mo. Mohammad, born 8/8/1977 (Carries decapitating knife at all times.)

Mohammad M. "C-4" Mohammad, born 9/3/1982 (Drives late model Mercedes with burning fuse.

Mohammad Muhammad Mohammad, born 12/4/1966 (Has box cutter collection.)

M.M. Mohammad, born 8/27/1982 (Has tattoo of woman scantily clad in a head-to-toe burqa on right arm.)

Mohammad M. Mohammad, Jr. 5/5/1978 (Had tattoo of "MOM" burned off chest with hot sword--because he had to honor kill her for getting raped.)

Mo Hammad Mohammad, born 5/5/1984 (Has large ball peen hammer indentation on forehead to match the one on his hero's forehead.)

M. M. Mohammad III, born 5/7/1985 (Had one eye plucked out for trying to look into the eyes of a woman wearing burqa with screen visor.)

M. "Lucky" Mohammad, born 1/1/1987 (Has one eye, one arm, one leg and one testicle missing.)

Mohammad "Al" Mohammad, born 4/24/1974 (Has "USA is Great Satan" tattooed on forehead. Usually wears bangs to cover it up.)

Mohammad (Last name unknown--thought to be Mohammad), born 6/3/1981

M.M.M., two dates of birth are listed on the alert: 6/2/1982 and 7/2/1982 (Survived car bombing--he was driving!)

Muhammad M. Mohammad, born 5/2/1983 (Is proud of blowing up crowded markets. Always bragging about it.)

Mohamed Mohammad, born 6/1/1987 (Has "Jews are Pig" tattooed on fingers and thumbs--where LOVE and HATE normally go.)

Muhamad Muhamad, born 8/1/1979 (Wants to learn to drive tractor trailer. Interested only in accelerating--not braking.)

M'Hammad "Mad Man" M'Hammad, born 4/5/1972 (Wears straitjacket.)

M'Hammad "Boom-Boom" M'Hammad, IV, born 12/31/1979 (Wears bomb instead of turban.)

Mo Ham Mad, born 4/1/1978 (Kills people who ask if "Ham" is his nickname.)

KEYWORDS: afghan; awol
1 posted on 06/18/2010 9:31:02 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana
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To: Keli Kilohana

Loved it...needed a laugh today! Thanks.

2 posted on 06/18/2010 9:38:28 AM PDT by DefeatCorruption
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To: Keli Kilohana


3 posted on 06/18/2010 9:48:34 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (The 0bama regime represents an "Clear and Present Danger" to the US - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: Keli Kilohana

Given the number of strip clubs in Houston, it’s gonna be tough finding them if they get down here.

4 posted on 06/18/2010 9:48:49 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: Keli Kilohana

What about their aliases?

5 posted on 06/18/2010 9:53:18 AM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!
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To: Man50D

They all claim to be Mohammad Juan Lopez-Lopez and have the same social security number.

6 posted on 06/18/2010 3:17:04 PM PDT by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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