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Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion
Side Arm Talk ^ | 7/4/2010 | The Pudge

Posted on 07/04/2010 8:40:51 PM PDT by beericus

A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said. Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for. “He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens,” Perez said.

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TOPICS: UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aliens; banglist

1 posted on 07/04/2010 8:40:56 PM PDT by beericus
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To: beericus

Looks like it’s begun...


2 posted on 07/04/2010 8:47:32 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: beericus

Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because “They’re going to be coming soon.”

3 posted on 07/04/2010 8:47:55 PM PDT by TSgt (We will always be prepared, so we may always be free. - Ronald Reagan)
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To: TSgt

The fluke-man from the X-Files episode, "The Host"


4 posted on 07/04/2010 8:51:43 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: TSgt

LMAO!!


5 posted on 07/04/2010 8:52:43 PM PDT by beericus (Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
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To: TSgt
The guy has that face like in the 80s movies where they rip off the face and its an alien underneath. He already has the bulges so it's a matter of time before he goes through his metamorphosis.

Michelle Obama looks half piranha in that picture. Anyone know where it was taken and who she was yelling at to make such a grotesque face?

6 posted on 07/04/2010 8:54:23 PM PDT by Blue Highway ("Judge me by the people with whom I surround myself" Barack Obama, Oct 15, 2008 Presidential debate)
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To: Windflier

Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because “They’re going to be coming soon.”

Poor guy was confused by the reports of the murdering aliens pouring across the border under The Valley of the Sun...and the gubmint refuses to defend us.


7 posted on 07/04/2010 8:55:49 PM PDT by jessduntno (I'm not a racist, you're just saying that because I'm white.)
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To: beericus

Is killing aliens illegal?


8 posted on 07/04/2010 8:57:01 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Windflier

Is he talking about ILLEGAL aliens?


9 posted on 07/04/2010 9:00:01 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

NO!!

But being a felon is. I guess!!


10 posted on 07/04/2010 9:02:46 PM PDT by beericus (Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
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To: beericus

Oh yeah, the felon part, I guess I forgot.

But for the rest of us - it’s open season, yee-haw!


11 posted on 07/04/2010 9:06:43 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: jessduntno
Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because “They’re going to be coming soon.”

Didn't realize he meant those kind of aliens. Ah well.

The pressure of current events is obviously making the weakest among us crack at the seams. We're next.

12 posted on 07/04/2010 9:07:02 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: beericus
Already posted, but actually it is no body business what he bought it for. Could be someone just has a warped sense of humor.
13 posted on 07/04/2010 9:07:23 PM PDT by org.whodat
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To: beericus

He must have run out of bubblegum.

14 posted on 07/04/2010 9:08:27 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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To: beericus

Grays or Reptilians? It’s important to ask. At least in Ohio, you need a night vision scope for the one and a special permit for the other.


15 posted on 07/04/2010 9:09:53 PM PDT by katana (For what is an Irishman ? But a .......)
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To: nmh
Is he talking about ILLEGAL aliens?

It appears that he means the ET sort of aliens.

'Course, if you think about it, they're illegal, too. No papers - get your hiney (or whatever that thing is) outta my country. LOL

16 posted on 07/04/2010 9:10:03 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: katana

“Grays or Reptilians? It’s important to ask. At least in Ohio, you need a night vision scope for the one and a special permit for the other.”

Bag limits?


17 posted on 07/04/2010 9:13:04 PM PDT by jessduntno (I'm not a racist, you're just saying that because I'm white.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
The fluke-man from the X-Files episode, "The Host"

Darin Morgan is somewhere under all that makeup. My favorite X-Files screenwriter.

18 posted on 07/04/2010 9:13:25 PM PDT by TChad
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To: org.whodat

sorry I didnt see it.


19 posted on 07/04/2010 9:14:24 PM PDT by beericus (Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
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To: beericus

It’s working, haven’t seen an alien all afternoon!


20 posted on 07/04/2010 9:51:21 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

bttt


21 posted on 07/04/2010 10:06:24 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

That reminds me. I need to freshen up the tiger repellent out on the deck.


22 posted on 07/04/2010 10:16:29 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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To: Blue Highway
Anyone know where it was taken and who she was yelling at to make such a grotesque face? I suspect it was taken on the campaign trail in 2008, and she was emphasizing how she had never been proud of her country until her Marxist, illegal alien husband had been selected as the nominee of the anti-American Party.
23 posted on 07/04/2010 10:29:02 PM PDT by skookum55 (A natural-born US citizen since 1955.)
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To: skookum55

Never proud of her country, damn she looks pretty damn hateful. And what’s with the teeth?


24 posted on 07/05/2010 5:51:48 AM PDT by Blue Highway ("Judge me by the people with whom I surround myself" Barack Obama, Oct 15, 2008 Presidential debate)
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To: TChad
"My favorite X-Files screenwriter."

Actually one of my favorite episodes was "The Unnatural" - Duchovny's first effort at writing. The episode is fun to watch, taps into the X-Files Mythos with the Arthur Dales character, and has a lot of subtle puns and references that pay homage to baseball, the negro leagues and Roswell lore.

25 posted on 07/05/2010 6:37:10 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: beericus

How does anybody know if he is right or wrong? 36,000 years ago was long before written history so there’s no way to know if there weren’t aliens that came to Earth from under the sun.

On a seriuos note, he sounds like he may need a mental evaluation. Unless he is commited there is no reason to prevent him from having a firearm. No unincarcerated citizen should be denied the rights of citizenship. If he’s too criminally dangerous to own a gun then he shouldn’t be out of prison.


26 posted on 07/05/2010 8:42:02 AM PDT by Dayman
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To: Dayman

Being a felon prevents you from legally owning firearms. However in today’s America, some high ranking officials think that felons and those incarcerated are the driving force of a “Green Economy”

I think id rather take my chances with “Green Aliens” then with a “Green Economy”

Or at best i can see how they are basically both the same thing. “boogie men”


27 posted on 07/05/2010 8:48:14 AM PDT by beericus (Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
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To: beericus

I’m well aware of gun laws. Being a felon didn’t prevent you from owning firearms until 1968 and there wasn’t really a problem. Constitutionally there is no basis for denying the rights of citizenship to people who aren’t incarcerated or under court supervision.

I favor longer, harsher sentences with people’s rights restored after they have paid their debt to society. That’s how gun rights in this country were supposed to operate.


28 posted on 07/05/2010 8:53:56 AM PDT by Dayman
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To: Dayman

Yeah, me stating the gun law, wasn’t meant to exemplify you not knowing the laws. It was an intro to my green/alien/economy joke, that bombed. Oh well.


29 posted on 07/05/2010 12:16:03 PM PDT by beericus (Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
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To: beericus

Sorry about that. I had just woken up.


30 posted on 07/05/2010 1:29:32 PM PDT by Dayman
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To: beericus

Well, somebody has to shoot all those darn guys streaming across the border. (just kidding, Barry!)


31 posted on 07/05/2010 2:40:56 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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