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Obama Worried About Losing Cracker, Honkie Vote (satire)
DotPenn.com ^ | 7-23-2010 | Sven Waring

Posted on 07/23/2010 2:55:46 PM PDT by SvenWaring

The Obama administration is reeling after several race-based debacles. Now the poll numbers are suggesting the mishaps are hurting the President.

Officials are worried that the administration looks racist. This misrepresentation could mean the they'll lose both the Cracker vote and elements of the Honkie voting block.

Obama pollster Reginald Ferrengotti paints a stark picture of what's at stake for the nation's first post-whitey presidency.

"We are a full eight percentage points down among drunk, cracker-assed crackers and five percent down among those rich, pussified urban honkies," Ferrengotti said. "I'd tell you what the rednecks are trending, but none of their poor bastards pay their phone bills. What I gotta go out there and count 'em on their porches? No way."

Ferrengotti said the administration hopes to pull some of the Honkey vote back by labeling them racists if they call the Obama administration racist.

(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cracker; honkey; obama; whitevote; whitey

1 posted on 07/23/2010 2:55:49 PM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

Ha!


2 posted on 07/23/2010 3:00:20 PM PDT by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: SvenWaring
You know, I could have figured out all by myself that "Obama Worried About Losing Cracker, Honkie Vote" was satire.

I know you're just covering the bases. You never know

3 posted on 07/23/2010 3:03:08 PM PDT by Popman (Why does the New Black Panther Party want to kill saltines ?)
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To: SvenWaring
The Amazing Racist
4 posted on 07/23/2010 3:04:34 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (posted a total of 1,459 threads and 8,556 replies.)
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To: Popman

Can’t be too careful these days, now that the WashPost and NYT are working so hard to put The Onion out of business...

And Obama won’t lose this cracker’s vote; he never had it in the first place.


5 posted on 07/23/2010 3:07:02 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Hang in there, baby! November's comin'...)
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To: El Sordo

Any cracker who ever votes for Obongo is SOB. IMHO
Has anybody seen the Globe that just came out ??
Very telling.


6 posted on 07/23/2010 3:07:51 PM PDT by manonCANAL
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To: SvenWaring

Just call me a cracker as I am from Fl, land of the term Cracker.

It originated as a slang name for the Fl cowboys that were always cracking their bullwhips, hence the name “Cracker”.

But I am not sure where honkey came from so I am not sure if I am one, but I am proud to be a Cracker!


7 posted on 07/23/2010 3:08:15 PM PDT by fuzzybutt (Lawyers are the root of all evil.)
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To: SvenWaring
Of course he is, his brotha, Shabazz, is calling for the killing of crackers (white votes) and cracker babies (future white votes).

You haven't refuted him; your attorney general gave the panthers a get out of jail free card, and an innoculation against any further black arrests.

Now, all this in mind, why should honkey crackers not vote for you...all you're doing is condoning killing their children.

FUBO
8 posted on 07/23/2010 3:12:03 PM PDT by FrankR (It doesn't matter what they call us, only what we answer to....)
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To: SvenWaring

So where’s the satire?


9 posted on 07/23/2010 3:14:27 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: manonCANAL
That such a story appears in The Globe does not do the Conservative movement any favors.

If anything it shows how far the whole ‘birther’ thing has fallen. A supermarket tabloid showing off a phony BC created as a joke over a year ago? Yeah, that will really get the ball rolling...

10 posted on 07/23/2010 3:15:02 PM PDT by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: fuzzybutt

It came from white men honking their horns to signal the black prostitutes to come on out they got a customer.


11 posted on 07/23/2010 3:18:04 PM PDT by HerrBlucher (In the White House the mighty White House the Liar sleeps tonight.............)
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To: HerrBlucher

I have heard that. But if you ever listen to white people talk they do kinda honk.
Now I sound like a Black Panther.


12 posted on 07/23/2010 3:21:30 PM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: manonCANAL

Vote for Obama and ya lose your Cracker status.


13 posted on 07/23/2010 3:38:03 PM PDT by wiggen (Government owned slave.)
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To: SvenWaring
Shirley Sherrod is going to take her silver tongue on the campaign trail for The Won.

"You know, I haven't seen such a mean-spirited people as I've seen lately over this issue of health care. Some of the racism we thought was buried. Didn't it surface? Now, we endured eight years of the Bush's and we didn't do the stuff these Republicans are doing because you have a black President."

Shirley Sherrod 3/27/2010 @ Georgia NAACP meeting

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While appearing on Anderson Cooper’s 360, Sherrod stated that Breitbart would “like to get us stuck back in the time of slavery.”


14 posted on 07/23/2010 3:47:51 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

The guy in the truck is making fun of you.


15 posted on 07/23/2010 3:51:10 PM PDT by DManA
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To: SvenWaring
five percent down among those rich, pussified urban honkies

He lost Dennis Kucinich, too?

16 posted on 07/23/2010 3:54:25 PM PDT by kevao
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To: kevao

I imagine he is falling among wacko honkie nutjobs, too.


17 posted on 07/23/2010 4:03:36 PM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

He best be worrying about losing the black vote.

I suspect they’ve had it with the fakir!!!


18 posted on 07/23/2010 4:27:07 PM PDT by Carley (For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
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To: SvenWaring
You could have fooled me on the satirical license.
19 posted on 07/23/2010 4:34:08 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If you cant tell if I'm being sarcastic...maybe I'm not.)
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To: SvenWaring
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20 posted on 07/23/2010 4:36:12 PM PDT by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: Popman

You are an exception on here. Kudos!


21 posted on 07/23/2010 4:51:39 PM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: HerrBlucher

I guess I am not a honkey as I would never touch a prostitute, especially a black one!

But I am a Cracker.


22 posted on 07/23/2010 4:57:21 PM PDT by fuzzybutt (Lawyers are the root of all evil.)
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