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[TheOldLady]

Salamander and I are on our way over to “discuss” this with the two of you.

[TheOldLady]

Deer aren’t my specialty, I’ve merely fed them chocolate, coffee, and some pop rocks for fun and profit.

Don't try to play innocent. We're all fully aware of the deer conspiracy, and some of us are still dealing with them. Never mind the coffee beans, and thanks for the recipe.

[humblegunner]

Deer aren’t my specialty, I’ve merely fed them chocolate, coffee, and some pop rocks

In this way terrorists are made.

Would those deer, left alone, STILL be Zombies intent upon destruction?

Would they be running though camp looking for brains to eat?

I'm not slamming Glenn Beck here, I'm just axeing a question.

[Darksheare]

Welcome!

Humble and I are still trying to find ways of controlling the zombie deer.
It seems that on coffee, deer lose all natural fears.
Perhaps they have different fears while hallucinating at warp speed?
I wonder what moose or elk do on coffee?

[Darksheare]

Sadly, the deer would have given in to peer pressure and joined some deer gang, tagged the woods pell mell with deer gang tags, and then run afoul of some poor hunter enjoying a relaxing walk through the woods, thus forcing the hunter to defend himself against being jacked by gang deer.
In a way, we’ve saved them!

[TheOldLady]

Yeah, I’m rethinking our coming there. Too much coffee, whiskey, and you two,
and we’d probably get into all sorts of trouble. We’d probably start the moose
and elk experiments out of scientific curiosity. Armageddon and blogpimps would
certainly ensue, descending on the world earlier than expected. It would be
a recipe for disaster.
Besides, Hubby is on his way home.
Maybe tomorrow.

[Darksheare]

Actually, sounds like fun.
Set the moose and elk zombies loose, then watch the news reports flood in.

[McGruff]

Welcome aboard. We need all the voices we can get.

[humblegunner]

Armageddon and blogpimps would certainly ensue

For those who listen:
Proverbs 15:31;33
He who listens to a life-giving rebuke will be at home among the wise.The fear of the LORD teaches a man wisdom, and humility comes before honor.

For those who do not:
Proverbs 8:13
To fear the LORD is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech.

I'm just sayin'...

[Darksheare]

We’re heading to eternal darnation for the coffee deer, aren’t we.

[TheOldLady]

Wise words from Pablo, who is very wily.

[TheOldLady]

'Fraid so. We done did yit this time. Here'n comes the Demon from Heck. </dilbert>

[Darksheare]

The accounting trolls have eaten all my paperwork!

[TheOldLady]

Just go and read the Bible verses that gunner quoted in Post #146. That will drive it away.

You have accounting trolls? Wow.

[Darksheare]

Yes, the accounting department will eat all your paperwork, and the ceiling of accounting resembles the underside of a bridge.

[TheOldLady]

The trolls are all neatly lined up there on the ceiling and ready to pounce at any time, huh. Wow.

[Darksheare]

It’s best not to look up at them and never ever have paperwork in your hands while in there.