Posted on 08/25/2010 7:04:04 AM PDT by tysonbam
After centuries of war and strife, in an unprecedented show of good faith, Israel laid down their arms. The move marked the end of a bitter era and the start of a new peaceful Middle East. As Israel disarmed their last bombers and guns, celebration ignited throughout the country.
In a sign of good will the surrounding countries Iran, Turkey, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt and Syria launched a myriad of fireworks in an explosive celebration. The crackling of Black Cats and the bright burst of bottle rockets could be seen across all 8000 square miles of Israel. Shrill screaming cheers could be heard across the country in what can only be described as the euphoric release of a people finally free from immense and historic hardship.
As the fireworks died down scores of flotillas and caravans, assumed to be bringing aid and party supplies, entered the country as former enemies became quick friends. You may have heard the adage, “If Arab nations put down their arms, there would be peace. If Israel put down its arms, there would be no Israel.” Today that can be put to rest as shown by the powerful outreach and celebration of these rational, tolerant, peaceful Arab nations.
There has been no formal word out of Israel since the disarmament was completed, but with all the celebration, who can blame them? We all look forward to a new age of peace and prosperity in the Middle East. Except Helen Thomas. She still thinks the Jews need to go back to Germany or Poland where they came from.
Tyson Bam August 24th, 2010
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“If Arab nations put down their arms, there would be peace. If Israel put down its arms, there would be no Israel.”
Bears repeating.
Weeeellll... he may be new but that’s pretty good satire. Not sure if ZOT is required just yet.
Not zotworthy. More like an “honorable mention” attempt at satire. Doesn’t quite hit the mark but then good satire is hard to do.
Pretty good, chilling post.
Welcome to FR!
Nothing zot worthy here. It’s clever parody.
Should have a satire tag imho. Some who are not that educated could run with this. Could reflect on the site if newer people think it’s actually news, get dissalusioned and embarrassed and not come back. Am I wrong?
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