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Teleprompter Tingle is Gone for Chris Matthews
Useful Info Nation ^ | 9/02/2010 | Thomas Bryan

Posted on 09/02/2010 9:08:41 AM PDT by toma29

But the Obama bromance tingle still remains.

From Useful Info Nation Video Politics:

The MSNBC host who served time helping Jimmy Carter nearly destroy the country and who is now cheering on Obama to do the same apparently now has a problem with the most important member of Obama's team: TOTUS.

On his show Tuesday August 31, 2010, Matthews declared Obama needs to "get rid of that damn teleprompter."

The tingles that TOTUS, whom Matthews nicknamed "hot tottie" during the campaign, aren't enough to satisfy Matthews' insatiable appetite for Obama's platitudinous speeches any longer. Matthews has now trained himself to receive tingles when he hears the words "um", "uh", "ahh", and "um, uhmm let ahh me uhmm be ehmm clear".

Obama's speechwriter, Jon Favreau , famed writer of "Couples Retreat", "Swingers", "Made", and "How I snookered voters into believing the most inexperienced Senator ever could actually lead the US and how I'm trying like hell to write my way out of it", could not be reached for comment.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: msnbc; obama; satire; totus

1 posted on 09/02/2010 9:08:43 AM PDT by toma29
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To: toma29

He can’t get rid of the teleprompter! It’s too fun watching him tote it around everywhere he goes!


2 posted on 09/02/2010 9:11:22 AM PDT by albie
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To: toma29; humblegunner
is your beeper set to stuned?


Source: FReeper Roscoe Karns

3 posted on 09/02/2010 9:12:42 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free ...)
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To: toma29
It looks like the TOTUS's ratings are dropping too...
4 posted on 09/02/2010 9:12:52 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Oops...wrong pic on the last one....
5 posted on 09/02/2010 9:13:32 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: toma29

Got to hand it to Chrissy, what has it been 3 years Mr. Skittles has been reading from a teleprompter and now Chrissy identifies it as a weakness? Funny. Sharp knife that Chrissy.


6 posted on 09/02/2010 9:14:38 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

No apology needed. They’re both appropriate.


7 posted on 09/02/2010 9:14:44 AM PDT by toma29
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To: equalitybeforethelaw

Chrissy will be spitting from his Hardball chair 3 years after MSNBC goes under and he won’t even know it.


8 posted on 09/02/2010 9:16:03 AM PDT by toma29
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To: toma29

Matthew’s is a zero - why do we care how he feels about anything?


9 posted on 09/02/2010 9:18:16 AM PDT by GOPJ (BE the change you wish to see.... Gandhi)
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To: toma29

whenever i hear chrissy matthews or ed shultz, or the olbermaniac speak, all i can think of is a line from the movie “the dirty dozen”. archer maggot, the psycho character portrayed by an awesome telly savalas, growls, “keep that cheap wailin’ slut quiet!”


10 posted on 09/02/2010 9:19:12 AM PDT by madamemayhem (defeat is not getting knocked down, it is not getting back up.)
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To: toma29

His handlers wont let him get rid of the teleprompter because without it he would make more stupid statements than Biden.


11 posted on 09/02/2010 9:19:29 AM PDT by Old Retired Army Guy (tHE)
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To: Servant of the Cross

THAT’s funny.


12 posted on 09/02/2010 9:23:23 AM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: toma29

The media is turning on Obama. He is a cooked Muslim pig!


13 posted on 09/02/2010 9:25:02 AM PDT by ncfool (The new USSA - United Socialst States of AmeriKa. Welcome to Obummers world or Obamaville USSA.)
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To: Fido969; Roscoe Karns

Yes, Roscoe Karns is a FReeper treasure. Do a search on his recent posts. ROTFLYAO.


14 posted on 09/02/2010 9:29:31 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free ...)
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To: toma29
Yes Chrissy, your boy can't really go down in history as one of America's great presidents if he can't speak to us or even small groups without his crutch, the teleprompter.
15 posted on 09/02/2010 9:34:20 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: toma29
The romance is over:


16 posted on 09/02/2010 9:48:07 AM PDT by twister881
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To: toma29

I don’t think the tingle is gone. Just a few days ago, he was saying Obama was close to perfect candidate, how could anyone not like him


17 posted on 09/02/2010 2:50:56 PM PDT by 4rcane
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