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Louisiana Pastor Wants To Nuke The Quran
Elective Decisions ^ | 09/09/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 09/09/2010 4:11:55 PM PDT by writer33

Deridder, LA—Amidst the controversy surrounding the burning of the Quran, Pastor Ima Wright, from the Reach Out And Touch Someone Center in Deridder, Louisiana, has decided to raise the stakes, and destroy the Quran with a nuclear explosion. Pastor Wright came to this conclusion after he told Elective Decisions that God had called at three in the morning with specific instructions to nuke the Quran. So, I sat down with Pastor Wright and we weighed the pros and cons of destroying the Quran with a thermonuclear device...

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: burnbabyburn; chrisdavis; quran; satire
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1 posted on 09/09/2010 4:11:56 PM PDT by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; bitt; blackbart.223; Blood of Tyrants; brothers4thID; ..

Satire ping!


2 posted on 09/09/2010 4:12:20 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

“It’s the only way to be sure.”


3 posted on 09/09/2010 4:12:41 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Perfect! LOL!


4 posted on 09/09/2010 4:13:08 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Nuke it from outer space, baby!


5 posted on 09/09/2010 4:14:21 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: writer33
and destroy the Quran with a nuclear explosion.

Hope it's the one sitting in Mecca.

6 posted on 09/09/2010 4:15:47 PM PDT by TomServo
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To: writer33

You know it would be much more proactive if all these koran burning were canceled at the last minute and instead the pastors simply read all the wonderful verses about killing infidels..................then throw the book in the pig pen for a hog snack


7 posted on 09/09/2010 4:15:50 PM PDT by Popman (Obama. First Marxist to turn a five year Marxist plan into a 4 year administration.)
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To: writer33

Funny, but reality promises to be funnier.

Already Rev. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has promised to burn a Koran if Rev. Terry Jones truly has chickened out (he wants to remind us he’s burned Korans before).

I’ve no doubt the copycat announcements will be coming thick and fast over the next few hours and that Saturday will see a coast-to-coast orgy of Koran-burning.


8 posted on 09/09/2010 4:16:52 PM PDT by sinanju
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ROTFLOL!!


9 posted on 09/09/2010 4:17:29 PM PDT by penelopesire (FOX NEWS TRIBAL PRINCESS)
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To: writer33
In all seriousness:

Wrap it in a "suicide vest" and blow it up.

10 posted on 09/09/2010 4:22:03 PM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: sinanju

Say now, that could really work out nicely. Fred Phelps becomes the target of pissed-off Muslims the world over, maybe a way of killing two birds with one, uh, stone.


11 posted on 09/09/2010 4:24:02 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: writer33

No, flush it so we don't add to globalwarming!/s


12 posted on 09/09/2010 4:25:19 PM PDT by PROCON (2 Days Until 9-11, We Must Always Remember!)
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Louisiana Pastor Wants To Nuke The Quran

Maybe the Qu'ran-lovin' terrorists instead? Be more effective!

....or let them do it to themselves...one at a time....

13 posted on 09/09/2010 4:26:20 PM PDT by LUV W (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: writer33

At the count of three, everyone delete their Quran from their Kindle:

1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Delete!


14 posted on 09/09/2010 4:27:05 PM PDT by jonrick46 (We're being water boarded with the sewage of Fabian Socialism.)
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To: writer33

Can we do this in some place where it might be noticed, say San Fran or Boston... not New Orleans or Detroit where no one would tell the difference??


15 posted on 09/09/2010 4:27:36 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: writer33

Told ya it would be a hit!


16 posted on 09/09/2010 4:29:38 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (0bama, I'll stop calling you a dog when you stop treating us like a fire hydrant (Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: writer33; Liz; AT7Saluki
And here I thought some pastor wanted to burn the Duran. I was all for it.


17 posted on 09/09/2010 4:31:41 PM PDT by Libloather (Teapublican, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
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To: writer33
OK with me. Just wrap it in bacon before the timer is set. Better yet, convince Achmed that it will harm the infidels and get him to flip the switch.
18 posted on 09/09/2010 4:41:55 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: writer33

The best way to control rabid fanatical Muslims is the ‘Pershing Solution’.


19 posted on 09/09/2010 4:43:16 PM PDT by screaminsunshine (m)
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To: dfwgator
“It’s the only way to be sure.”

Loved that movie. LOL!

20 posted on 09/09/2010 5:23:45 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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