Posted on 09/13/2010 1:27:22 PM PDT by big black dog
Tell me they don’t put kimchi on their pizza! :>
North Korean pizza lives entirely in the imaginations of starving North Koreans: it could be made of ANYTHING and be an improvement on the foodless diet most of them are on.
I had a friend in Tokyo insist that we go out for pizza one night so he took me to his favorite place. The "pizza" he ordered came topped with canned corn, squid and those little fish they love to eat with rice that look like dried guppies.
We could have gone for noodles, yakitori or sushi. Instead, I end up in pizza hell. At least they had cold Asahi.
There isn't enough Mekhong whiskey and coke to make that edible.
Chef boi R D is not on the list because, as any college student knows, you alway add whatever leftovers are in the fidge, as toppings.
Reaction #1:
There must be something worse in the world.
Reaction #2, a sociological note, such as it is:
From simply reading “The Five Worst Pizzas in the World” nowadays, especially if it comes from a more MSM-y source, I’d be most likely to expect the five pizzas with the most calories per serving.
Yes, I read the preview text, which reassured me that this late, lamentable trend (calories = SINGUILTBAD!!!!1!) isn’t the case here. I still could’ve posted if it were the case, but probably to lament the trend.
Are you talkin about Little Seizures?
October, 1985. Alfred ME. The Milk Room. 8:00 PM. Don’t try to pass off a sliced Hot Dog as Sausage to an Italian whose Grand Parents were from the North End.
LOL.
Seems to me going to places that 1) one would never expect decent pizza, and 2)ordering pizza is something like going to a Ruth Chris or Texas Road House and asking for a vegetarian plate.
Bally’s Wild Wild West Casino in Atlantic City has a donut shop called Gold Tooth Gerties that has a window open to the boardwalk that serves the worst plain cheese pizza in America.
I'm talking about simply reading the title "The Five Worst Pizzas in the World."
Also, a little more detail: if you look up "the [x] worst drinks" in Your Favorite Search Engine, you'll find examples galore of what I mentioned in my last post.
My first non_american pizza was in Florence. What a disappointment. It was also my last.
Nothing like bathtub cheese with some form of disease in it to nasty this up some more.
People traveling to other countries should avoid processed foods. If you want cheese make sure it is melted at you table unless you are willing to take a gamble.
I took a look at pizza in South Korea, and passed. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. The local food of each Asian country (12) I have visited was great, but not (in my opinion) their variations of imported recipes (burgers, pizza, etc...). I’ve heard the Japanese have great steakhouses, but I stuck to yakisoba, gyoza and sushi instead.
The food in Thailand seemed different than the Thai restaurants here. Not better, not worse, just different.
(Maybe it WAS a little better, but I can’t identify the difference).
Why was it bad? (What was bad about it?).
You can move that up to number 1 for me.
LOL. Any pizza made in Thailand should be the #5 entry. Of course anyone wanting pizza in preference to Thai food is hopeless anyhow IMHO. My daughter was so disappointed many years ago when she was 7 and loved pizza that she has never forgotten.
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