(MAJOR SARCASM ALERT!) We have it on good authority that the Boy Scouts are being pushed by Kevin Jennings to add this new and distinctive badge to the Scout program:
Sodomites are forming their own scouting group.
The “Joy Scouts”.
The Fisting Merit Badge will be offered, as well as the Oral Arts, Golden Shower, Fudge Packing, Tea Bagging, and Gerbiling Merit Badges.