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Bill Maher: Beware of the incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers who control our minds
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Posted on 09/17/2010 1:34:23 PM PDT by Michael van der Galien

What is it called when someone has paranoid delusions that someone with paranoid delusions is out to get him? Whatever it is, Bill Maher has it in spades. This guy is seriously paranoid about paranoid Christians – or as he calls them, “nativist bedwetters” who wave signs on Tax Day and offer burnt sacrifices, I gather, to the most “Evil Dingbat,” Sarah Palin.

On Monday’s Tonight Show, Maher snarked about the dreaded Sunday School teachers, organists, moms in jumpers, and little girls in patent leather shoes who “control the national dialogue” and “perpetuate mass delusion” – through electromagnetic microwaves, I suppose, that shoot from church steeples to the implants in his brain.

Maher explained to Jay Leno that places of worship are where “people go to retell nonsense stories from a time before men understood what a germ or an atom was, or where the sun went at night.”

In other words, before “men” understood that a germ is a “masterpiece of miniaturized complexity that makes a spaceship or a super computer look low-tech” and what Richard Dawkins said contains a “digitally-coded database larger than all the volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica put together;” and that every night the sun manages to “go” to just the precise place that doesn’t turn us all into french fries or popsicles.

I think Maher was implying that the belief – most common among churchgoers – that those things couldn’t have popped into place by themselves, proves that believers are a threat to society.

“They try to telepathically communicate with their imaginary friend. These [churches] are places that fleece people and scare people and they perpetuate mass delusion. We shouldn’t build any of them.”

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1 posted on 09/17/2010 1:34:27 PM PDT by Michael van der Galien
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To: Michael van der Galien

Sounds like hate speech. Just like when he used the n-word as a slur on Larry King this week.

Bill Maher, you need to sign off the air just like Dr. Laura.


2 posted on 09/17/2010 1:35:43 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Michael van der Galien

So, is Mahr admitting that he is so weak minded he can be controlled by “incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers”?


3 posted on 09/17/2010 1:36:00 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Michael van der Galien
What is it called when someone has paranoid delusions that someone with paranoid delusions is out to get him?

My tag line?
4 posted on 09/17/2010 1:38:58 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: mnehring
He's having a narcissistic moment.

You despise me don't you Rick?
Well if I gave you any thought I probably would.

5 posted on 09/17/2010 1:39:01 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Michael van der Galien

I think Bill’s gay.


6 posted on 09/17/2010 1:39:19 PM PDT by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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To: mnehring
So, is Mahr admitting that he is so weak minded he can be controlled by “incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers”?

Well, I fit the term "paunchy", so I'll have a go at this. I control him every day. I refuse to watch anything he's a part of. It just so happens to be called a remote control. So there, Bill Mahr. Whether you admit it or not, it's a fact.

7 posted on 09/17/2010 1:39:56 PM PDT by bcsco (Karl Rove, from Magnificent Bastard to Malignant Bastard in one day...)
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To: MrEdd

Your post made my day. :)


8 posted on 09/17/2010 1:41:34 PM PDT by bcsco (Karl Rove, from Magnificent Bastard to Malignant Bastard in one day...)
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To: rbosque

Gay?

I dont’ know, didn’t he get it trouble with the law for beating up his girl-friend and few years ago?


9 posted on 09/17/2010 1:42:59 PM PDT by roses of sharon (I can do all things through Him who strengthens me. Philippians 4:13)
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To: Michael van der Galien

“What is it called when someone has paranoid delusions that someone with paranoid delusions is out to get him?”

Paranoid projection.

Or, in this case, ‘stupid’.


10 posted on 09/17/2010 1:43:18 PM PDT by TalBlack
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To: Michael van der Galien

I always suspected that someone incontinent lived in Bill Maher’s head. Never thought he’d come right out with it, though. Is it time to have him committed yet?


11 posted on 09/17/2010 1:43:22 PM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: Michael van der Galien
and little girls in patent leather shoes who “control the national dialogue”

Sounds like a rabid anti-breeder metrosexual. He should talk to a psychoanalyst about that.

12 posted on 09/17/2010 1:43:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Michael van der Galien

hey billlie.. so you are saying that you have a mind that is controlled by those you named? Hmmmm, we’re not controlled. We think for ourselves. Get control dude. Stop making a bigger ass of yourself than you already are.


13 posted on 09/17/2010 1:44:07 PM PDT by cubreporter ( Trust Rush and you won't go wrong.)
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To: Michael van der Galien
“They try to telepathically communicate with their imaginary friend. These [churches] are places that fleece people and scare people and they perpetuate mass delusion. We shouldn’t build any of them.”

So why doesn't he use the word "mosque" in place of "church" and stand firm in his opposition to a mosque at ground zero or anywhere else?

Crickets...

14 posted on 09/17/2010 1:45:36 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Michael van der Galien
“They try to telepathically communicate with their imaginary friend. These [churches] are places that fleece people and scare people and they perpetuate mass delusion. We shouldn’t build any of them.”

I dare you to go out in front of the NYC Victory Mosque and say that. He is willing to call church going Christians dangerous, because he knows that in fact they pose no danger at all to him personally. But I will bet everything I own the is not willing to take on the guys who wouldn't hesitate in blowing him to heck for insulting their holy book. He is a stinking coward who can't stand anyone who disagrees with him.
15 posted on 09/17/2010 1:45:42 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Michael van der Galien

Maher is one of those once-enjoyable comedians/humorists who once entertained, but have become so egotistically left that they actually think that anyone gives a damn about their mean-spirited, paranoid fantasies and ramblings.

This happened to Roseanne Barr, Rose O’Donnell and some others whose names will quietly slip into the cesspool of useless history.

As noted, Dennis Miller presents a really good and well thought out rant, and the late comedian George Carlin also did a very funny one about golf courses. But in the end, they didn’t take themselves so seriously as to think that they had ascented Mt. Olympus and stood on an intellectually superior pedestal looking down upon us dumb peons and unwashed serfs.

Maher is a legend in his own mind. So are all the guys in insane asylums who think that they are Napoleon. The only difference between them is that they wear straitjackets and live in padded cells. Maher lives in luxury and probably LA/Hollyweird. Then again, that may not be so much of a difference as I once thought.


16 posted on 09/17/2010 1:46:01 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Michael van der Galien

His mindset towards people who are not like him is colored by the blackness of heart that typifies those. Who do not believe in God but in themselves. He deserves our pity and needs our prayers.


17 posted on 09/17/2010 1:46:31 PM PDT by freemama
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To: a fool in paradise

GMTA, beat me by six seconds.


18 posted on 09/17/2010 1:47:13 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Michael van der Galien

This is one sick person. Maher needs some serious psychiatric work.


19 posted on 09/17/2010 1:47:13 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: Michael van der Galien

Bill Maher’s on and off girlfriend of the past several years:

http://www.zimbio.com/Coco+Johnsen


20 posted on 09/17/2010 1:47:16 PM PDT by CreviceTool ( Obama is standing above the country above above the world, he is sort of a God = Evan Thomas)
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To: Michael van der Galien

Hey bill..... Beware the holocaust

They’re coming for you


21 posted on 09/17/2010 1:47:20 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Greetings Jacques. The revolution is coming)
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To: Hardraade
Is it time to have him committed yet?

At the rate he's going I expect his head to explode any minute...LOL

22 posted on 09/17/2010 1:47:39 PM PDT by rockrr ("I said that I was scared of you!" - pokie the pretend cowboy)
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To: Michael van der Galien

Bill Maher: Beware of the incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers who control our minds but it is ok to send our 6th grade middle school students on a field trip to a mosque


23 posted on 09/17/2010 1:48:02 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: Michael van der Galien

BM stinks!


24 posted on 09/17/2010 1:50:43 PM PDT by lonestar
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To: Michael van der Galien
Ummmm....Yo Bill:

At your earliest convenience, I wholeheartedly suggest that you engage in an autonomous act of intimacy that some might find psychologically and physically impossible.

25 posted on 09/17/2010 1:55:08 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Michael van der Galien

How has he changed so much? When he started “Politically Incorrect,” he actually made some sense in bucking the PC crowd. Now he has gone off the deep end with his delusional paranoia and need to bash everything good and decent. No wonder Leno’s ratings are in the tank.


26 posted on 09/17/2010 1:55:14 PM PDT by bonnieblue4me (You can put lipstick on a donkey (or a dimrat), but it is still an ass!)
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To: Michael van der Galien
Maher is only relevant in his narcissistic and arrogant mind.
27 posted on 09/17/2010 1:58:39 PM PDT by MBB1984
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To: Michael van der Galien

Bill Maher has chip on his shoulder cause he’s to short!


28 posted on 09/17/2010 2:07:15 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: roses of sharon

Yeah. But I think he’s projecting some real hatred and fury at the right, I think he’s got something bottled up.


29 posted on 09/17/2010 2:12:13 PM PDT by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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To: Michael van der Galien
On Monday’s Tonight Show, Maher snarked about the dreaded Sunday School teachers, organists, moms in jumpers, and little girls in patent leather shoes who “control the national dialogue” and “perpetuate mass delusion”

Ya, I'd hate to get caught in a dark ally with these folks coming at me... real scary!

With all of the legitimate problems Americans are facing, this is the sort of thing "useful Idiot's" -- like Maher -- worry about!

STE=Q

30 posted on 09/17/2010 2:14:52 PM PDT by STE=Q ("It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government" ... Thomas Paine)
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To: a fool in paradise

These are the ravings of a madman.


31 posted on 09/17/2010 2:17:15 PM PDT by RoadTest (Religion is a substitute for the relationship God wants with you.)
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To: Michael van der Galien
Well...I guess that the master debater has spoken and really told us off good huh.

Looks like we need to order a years supply of "Depends" so Maher can get his panties out of a wad.

When you listen to Bill Maher, so instantly know where un-funny comedians go when they die.
32 posted on 09/17/2010 2:20:27 PM PDT by FrankR (Standing up to TYRANTS is the only thing that will stop the onslaught of TYRANNY.)
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To: Michael van der Galien

Speaking of being controlled, how’s that little coke problem, Bill?


33 posted on 09/17/2010 2:20:32 PM PDT by Ol' Sox
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To: mnehring
So, is Mahr admitting that he is so weak minded he can be controlled by “incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers”?

That's the way I read it.

34 posted on 09/17/2010 2:20:36 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Liberalism can be summed up thusly: someone craps their pants and we all have to wear diapers)
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Racist church-goers? You mean like Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s congregation?


35 posted on 09/17/2010 2:32:10 PM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: Parley Baer

He definitely does. A belief that others are controlling your thoughts is a paranoid delusion. He needs to be admitted to the loony bin.


36 posted on 09/17/2010 2:33:47 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: rbosque

I don’t think he’s gay, I think he’s a homosexual. I’ve always thought so.


37 posted on 09/17/2010 2:36:49 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Michael van der Galien
Maher explained to Jay Leno that places of worship are where “people go to retell nonsense stories from a time before men understood what a germ or an atom was, or where the sun went at night.”

So, does this include moslems and chr*stians-of-color and "indigenous pipples," or does he only criticize white chr*stians?

38 posted on 09/17/2010 2:38:09 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Shabbat Shabbaton hi' lakhem ve`inniytem 'et-nafshoteykhem; chuqqat `olam.)
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To: Michael van der Galien
“They try to telepathically communicate with their imaginary friend. These [churches] are places that fleece people and scare people and they perpetuate mass delusion. We shouldn’t build any of them.”

So his position on the Ground Zero Mosque is . . . ?

39 posted on 09/17/2010 2:39:18 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Shabbat Shabbaton hi' lakhem ve`inniytem 'et-nafshoteykhem; chuqqat `olam.)
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To: Michael van der Galien
What is it called when someone has paranoid delusions that someone with paranoid delusions is out to get him? Whatever it is, Bill Maher has it in spades.

He suffers from Brylcream Poising Syndrome.I've seen the symptoms before.

40 posted on 09/17/2010 2:40:39 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (''I don't regret setting bombs,I feel we didn't do enough.'' ->Bill Ayers,Hussein's mentor,9/11/01)
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To: Michael van der Galien

IMO a normal person may question the existence of god but realize the value of religious values to society. Those who have an open and raving hatred of anyone or anything to do with religion shows a clearly disturbed mind. Perhaps this is because the man is homosexual and is so worried that he will be damned that he cannot live with the idea that god may exist.


41 posted on 09/17/2010 2:46:40 PM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: Hacklehead

Agreed. This anger toward religion is not unusual in homosexuals.


42 posted on 09/17/2010 2:48:21 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Michael van der Galien

Hmmm... well, IF “incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers” control their minds... then who is weaker?


43 posted on 09/17/2010 2:52:16 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: mnehring

If we did control his mind, he would be sitting, diapered in a corner, picking his nose. Oh, wait, that’s probably what he does on vacation now.


44 posted on 09/17/2010 2:58:04 PM PDT by Let's Roll (Stop paying ACORN to destroy America! Cut off their federal funding!)
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To: rbosque
"I think Bill’s gay."

I think he ate a lot of lead paint chips when he was a kid.

45 posted on 09/17/2010 2:58:17 PM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Michael van der Galien
believers are a threat to society.

Only to a society guided by a secular humanistic worldview, where man tries to become God, and tries to create his own ethical systems, with an ethics that is subjectivistic and relativistic, and a morality that is permissive, and based on needs, and allows alternative and experimental lifestyles and other perversions such as abortion.

46 posted on 09/17/2010 2:59:00 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: mnehring

***So, is Mahr admitting that he is so weak minded he can be controlled by “incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers”?***

B i l l, B i l l, look into the camera eye..Look deep, d e e e e p.

They are out to get you bill, out to get you...


47 posted on 09/17/2010 3:01:48 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ( AKA Rodrigo de Bivar)
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To: Michael van der Galien
You know Bill If you truly believe in evolution/survival of the fittest...

That means if someone bigger and stronger then you would just beat you to death....

It would be a benefit to, and advancement for, all mankind....

I may believe in evolution

48 posted on 09/17/2010 4:05:20 PM PDT by tophat9000 (.............................. BP + BO = BS ...........................Formula for a disaster...)
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To: Michael van der Galien

Maher is a self-hating Roman Catholic-Jew.

His father is or was of Irish lineage and his mother was a Jewess... not that there is anything wrong with that.


49 posted on 09/17/2010 6:38:33 PM PDT by Joe Marine 76 (Semper Fi!)
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To: Michael van der Galien

It amazes me that this man is considered a comedian. We should look into his past to really find out why he’s so angry


50 posted on 09/17/2010 7:39:47 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (We are our founding fathers keepers)
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