Skip to comments.Obama Joke of the Day - September 29
Posted on 09/29/2010 7:52:54 AM PDT by toma29
President Obama was stopped by DC police while on his way to Congress to show Speaker Pelosi his Nobel Peace Prize.
According to a police spokesperson, when questioned by police as to how he came to possess the prize, President Obama could give "no credible answer".
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Q. Why does Obama wear a turban?
A. So he knows which end to wipe!
I was reading about the Reagan administration and his ending of the Cold War and then I saw they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to Gorbachev!! Then after Bush and Tony Blair freed millions of Iraqis, they gave the Prize to Jimmy Carter! It was then I realized that Reagan, Bush and Blair probably would have been embarrassed if they had recieved the Peace Prize because it almost always goes to the most ridiculous, undeserving person out there.
He could kill two birds with one stone and just wear it on his a$$ and just crap in it. Nobody would know the difference. He’s full of $hit, anyway.
And let’s not forgot how Irena Sendler lost the prize to Al Gore.
Putative President Obama became weary of being called a Kenyan, a hoemoesectshoeall and most of all, of being considered a 98 lb. commander-in-chief.
So he told his moose-like `beard’ Meeshell that he was going to jump out of an aeroplane. He called his good friend Weasley Clark and arranged to do something thrilling with his troops.
Zero the hero spoke with the jumpmaster alone before takeoff and said, “Hey Clyde, I want you to treat me like any other Army troop or Marine corpse man. No special favors, all right?”
The JM replied, “Yes sir” and saluted.
They were lined up, chalk ready to jump, the CinCh at the head of the line. The light turns green, and he freezes in the door. Several seconds go by.
The JM says, “Sir ...” and Barry replies, “Remember what we talked about ...”
Everyone is shifting from one foot to the other.
Finally the JM bellows, “Private Obama! You either jump from the airplane right now, or I’m going to ****-**** (boo-foo) you.
Thank goodness, he makes it safely to the ground, and immediately calls up his wife Bigfoot who is having her daily full body exfoliation and grinder nail trimming.
“So did you jump, you skinny little freak?” she asked.
And he replied, “Yeah, yeah! I sure did. A little bit, at first.”
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