Posted on 10/01/2010 10:50:56 PM PDT by WesternCulture
Of course, this scenario is a nightmare, but not a lost cause.
The most stupid thing to do while at war with Northern Europeans is to try and annihilate their base.
We won't be there.
The Romans feared the people living East of the River Rhine (the Germans).
They also knew the Northmen.
Fighting the people of Scandinavia was not even an option as the Romans were well aware the Northmen were twice as tall, three times heavier (in sheer muscle weight), four times as drunk and many times swifter at water than they were.
Hitler (a Central European who never understood the greatness of Goethe and Schiller), learned the hard way bombing London was of no use.
But what would the fate of Russia be under conditions accounted for above after an attack by the Swedish Navy?
1. Russia would cease to function as a nation (a situation not wholly unfamiliar to them). Large parts of their infrastructure as well as their navy would be taken out within one hour.
Vital Russian targets don't lack protection, but its a matter of speed.
Compared to what SAAB Aerospace and Ericsson know about computing destruction their level is mongoloid B+.
2. Formerly opressed nations in Eastern Europe (Poland, Hungary etc) would take up arms against Russia.
If any problems would arise, Nato would finish Russia off.
If that effort too would fail, we would have to call in the Finns, the only nation ever to defeat Stalin (see below).
Swedish navy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs_Zz4CC7go
(You don’t stand a chance.)
The Finns, Stalin’s worst nightmare address us;
- They are well equipped, we are outnumbered.
They are well armed, we have promises of aid.
They are well experienced, we are patriots.
They have a strong leader, we are Finland.
Stalin lost.
That was some really nasty battles for the russians at the hands of the Finns.The russians never got over the ass whoopin.
We wouldn’t have to hear how wonderful their egalitarian, socialist societies are superior to us.
I think in our lifetimes we may see the next major world war being Russia, China and [if we're lucky] the USA against the Muslim World. The last three islands in a sea of Islam.
“We wouldn’t have to hear how wonderful their egalitarian, socialist societies are superior to us.”
- That was in the 70’s.
Today, two of the 15 richest men on Earth are Swedes.
Sweden, in fact, has pretty low corporate taxes compared to many other Western countries, especially Germany and the US.
You’re the Disco Stu.
The Kenyan would say the Russians had a good reason. Move on...
They would kill a lot of Muslims.
Okay.
I hate their furniture. LOL
I hate running out of vodka in the middle of the night.
We could get NASA to act as negotiators for a cease fire.
Nothing. It’s not like 0bama is gonna help them. If Riyadh, Mecca, Havana and Caracas are nuked, however, there might be war.
They would kill a lot of Muslims. That might anger the Saudis.
How many nukes does Sweden have? And how many does Russia have? End of story.
Lesson: Sweden, arm yourself. Go nuclear.
“If Moscow nuked London, Paris and Stockholm, what would happen?”
Slightly re-target to Londonistan a-ok but add a few places in N England, Paris suburbs and Malmo, Sweden. - End result - lots of dead muslims.
Mr. Ikea and ????
“Mr. Ikea and ????”
- A straightforward remark!
But, if I may say so, IKEA actually deserves a good deal of honest appraisal.
Their prudent and striving firm has delivered nuke-proof doormats to my cats cathouse and on tuesdays we feast on Swedish (well, Norwegian) salmon for din-dins.
A jolly ting-tang hey-ho over-the-top-we-go hey-tang-ting and meet you in Berlin!
See you there.
“How many nukes does Sweden have? And how many does Russia have? End of story.
Lesson: Sweden, arm yourself. Go nuclear.”
- Ok, I’ve had a tropical Cpt. gin grog this friday evening/saturday morning (or is it monday afternoon which means work?), but I refuse to go nuclear.
Seriously, who needs nuclear weapons when the likeliness of a Russian leader recalling the code is NZC.
Go waste your time elewhere.
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