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Departing Aide Declares Obama ‘Greatest Leader this Country Has Ever Had’
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 2 October 2010
| John Semmens
Posted on 10/02/2010 4:28:17 PM PDT by John Semmens
In a tearful departing statement, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel said he regrets having to leave the side of “the greatest leader to have ever served this nation in its most trying of times.” Anticipating objections from those who might be tempted to label Washington at Valley Forge or Lincoln’s battle to preserve the union more trying circumstances, Emanuel pointed out that “both were white men living in a white man’s world.
Neither had to face the unending barrage of racist criticism that President Obama has had to face.”
Emanuel added that “it is President Obama’s greatness that makes it feasible for me to take on other duties. While it has been gratifying for me to bask in the reflected glow of his awesomeness, I cannot allow the needs of the citizens of Chicago to be neglected now that Mayor Daley is stepping down from his lifetime tenure.”
The one-time resident of Chicago announced that he will assume the role of Mayor of Chicago as soon as the esidency ordinance has been revised to declare him eligible.
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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chicago; democrats; obama; satire
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To: skeeter; John Semmens
An easy way to free the snag is, get on the ping list like I did and watch the noobs get drawn in.
41
posted on
10/02/2010 5:55:22 PM PDT
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: higgmeister
OK. I’ve embarrassed myself for the last time.
42
posted on
10/02/2010 5:56:43 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: John Semmens
LOL. I mean, this is good comedy.
To: John Semmens
Hey guys & gals, this is
satire by the talented John Semmens. I've been punk'd enough times by him to always read the by-line.
:)
44
posted on
10/02/2010 6:22:48 PM PDT
by
kromike
To: John Semmens
A good one John. Hope you don’t need a doctor to get that tongue out of your cheek. ;)
45
posted on
10/02/2010 7:21:04 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: kromike
And I have a bad habit of reading posts without checking the by-line. John got me again. Very nicely done.
46
posted on
10/02/2010 7:23:08 PM PDT
by
DrC
To: John Semmens
I want what he’s smokin’. NOW.
To: John Semmens
LOL!
Something smells fishy
48
posted on
10/02/2010 7:44:05 PM PDT
by
Califreak
(A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
To: John Semmens
.... ROFL !!!!!!!!!!
wow, that's rich!
greatest... leader... !!!!! *gasp for air*
ROFL
To: John Semmens
Your satire is deftly deposited, but only a bare half-step ahead of reality. Keep running, John, or you’ll be overtaken.
50
posted on
10/02/2010 8:15:05 PM PDT
by
Stultis
(Democrats. Still devoted to the three S's: Slavery, Segregation and Socialism.)
To: John Semmens
What racism? I saw a lot of disagreement on his policy stances but
not one of them was "well, I disagree with him because black people have are stupid"
Emmanuel is a moron.
51
posted on
10/02/2010 8:44:20 PM PDT
by
Personal Responsibility
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" - Orwell)
To: EGPWS
“Alas, the White House is “crack” free.”
You’ve obviously overlooked Michelle.
52
posted on
10/02/2010 8:45:26 PM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: John Semmens
53
posted on
10/02/2010 9:10:12 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Know this, I will return to this land... rebuild where the ruins did stand)
To: John Semmens
What a fine picture you paint of The One and his fellow traveler. You have been an inspiration...
54
posted on
10/02/2010 10:42:09 PM PDT
by
ForGod'sSake
(You have just two choices: SUBMIT or RESIST with everything you've got!)
To: higgmeister; skeeter; John Semmens
“An easy way to free the snag is, get on the ping list like I did and watch the noobs get drawn in.”
Exactly!
JS’s threads are way more funner when yer in on the joke.
I love reading the replies before I reply.
He gets some serious nibbles...;o)
55
posted on
10/03/2010 12:32:35 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Remember November...I can see it from my house!)
To: ForGod'sSake
Oooooh...that’s very good!
56
posted on
10/03/2010 12:34:25 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Remember November...I can see it from my house!)
To: dixiechick2000
Thank you! I used to dabble quite a bit with graphics but have taken an unscheduled sabbatical for reasons unknown.
57
posted on
10/03/2010 9:13:52 AM PDT
by
ForGod'sSake
(You have just two choices: SUBMIT or RESIST with everything you've got!)
To: ForGod'sSake
“...but have taken an unscheduled sabbatical for reasons unknown.”
Well...welcome back!
It’s silly season, and we need you and your graphics now!
58
posted on
10/03/2010 11:53:30 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Remember November...I can see it from my house!)
To: John Semmens
Mr. Semmens,
I thought you had decided to apply your considerable talents to creating stire. Since when did you start writing straight news stories?
;-)
PS - Excellent stuff! As-per usual...
59
posted on
10/04/2010 6:27:45 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: John Semmens
And thank you Rahm for the wonderful job you did. Chicago deserves you.
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