To polish tarnished image Obama is following in Fergie's footsteps - publishing a children's book

London Telegraph Blogs (U.K.) ^ | November 16, 2010 | Cristine Odone

[Schnucki]

So THAT’s what he’s been up to! We were wondering what Barack Obama could be doing, as the Tea Partiers encircled the White House like coyotees sniffing a dying beast. What was on his mind, when he turned in such lack-lustre performances in India and China? What’s troubling him, that the great communicator should prove so distant and tongue-tied when out on the campaign road?

Now we know. The most powerful man on the planet was writing a children’s book. Of Thee I Sing is dedicated to his two daughters and praises a host of American heroes, but of course we all know what this is all about: polishing the President’s tarnished image. We know it, because we’ve seen it all before. Hillary, Fergie and Madonna: when they were scorned and taunted for being past their sell-by date, they didn’t sit there and take it, they got writing children’s books. They wrote of villages and little helicopters, of Mr Peabody’s apples and great big worms. Who cared what the subject matter was, the important thing was to produce a book. A children’s author, you see, conveys an image of someone nice and clever,

[Schnucki]

Actual title:

To polish his tarnished image Barack Obama is following in Fergie's footsteps and publishing a children's book

FR can't handle long titles. ;-/

[Gaffer]

If he ever wrote a book, even a children's book, I've got daisies growing out of my ass.

[2ndDivisionVet]

When Fleet Street is on your case, you’re in big trouble!

[Jim W N]

Uh, I still don’t think you can get a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

[SMARTY]

“O” should stick to a dialog with children, he's on an intellectual par with them.....

Maybe some of them are smarter than he is... possible.

[Michel12]

Fleet street never drank of the Koolaid...

[Blood of Tyrants]

Why Obamacare is Good for You by B.H. Obama

Obamacare is good for you because Democrats want to make sure everything is fair. It’s not fair that some have a lot and others have very little so Obamacare will make sure everyone has nothing. Mmmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!

[Brofholdonow]

First book, the “Bobsie Bitches”, the story of Michelle and Hillary.

[mlizzy]

Will he be including a chapter on “choice”?

[screaminsunshine]

Do you think he is on bad acid or mushrooms. I can not decide.

[70th Division]

AH, He found something he could write him self. And his IQ level too

[DManA]

Of Thee I Sing

What? ANOTHER autobiography?

[OpusatFR]

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[Schnucki]

LOL

[dforest]

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm! Stay away from our kids, commie.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Someone should tell him the classic children’s story about the Emperor with no clothes.

LOL. Ain't that the truth.

[Batman11]

Titles anyone?

1) Horton Reads a Teleprompter

2) Curious Barack

3) Sasha has Two Mommies

[Nervous Tick]

>> If he ever wrote a book, even a children’s book, I’ve got daisies growing out of my ass.

Maybe he copied it off a teleprompter.

[ml/nj]

Is this it?

(Picture previously posted by Riodacat)

ML/NJ

[KeyLargo]

"My life with boys"

By: Barry Obama