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Homosexual Coffins
Moonbattery ^ | 11/17/2010 | Van Helsing

Posted on 11/17/2010 8:02:04 AM PST by markomalley

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1 posted on 11/17/2010 8:02:08 AM PST by markomalley
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That will give archaeologists something to chuckle over in 1,000 years.


2 posted on 11/17/2010 8:04:48 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority (Worst. Post-Racial. And Post-Partisan. Agent Of Hope And Change. EVER.)
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Whew! For a minute I thought the Prius was being declared unsafe to drive!


3 posted on 11/17/2010 8:05:29 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: markomalley

Discount for friends of the deceased who were infected by him with AIDS?


4 posted on 11/17/2010 8:05:51 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Question Liberal Authority
That will give archaeologists something to chuckle over in 1,000 years.

Maybe not... 'Don't open that one George, no telling what they died of...'

5 posted on 11/17/2010 8:06:48 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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6 posted on 11/17/2010 8:08:57 AM PST by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: markomalley

Those look FABULOUS!


7 posted on 11/17/2010 8:09:28 AM PST by Mr. K (TSA Sexual Assaulters: "You dont get on until we get off")
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To: markomalley

that’s gay...


8 posted on 11/17/2010 8:09:57 AM PST by Darth Dan
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Whew! For a minute I thought the Prius was being declared unsafe to drive!

You damn near owe me a keyboard!

9 posted on 11/17/2010 8:17:37 AM PST by CrazyIvan (What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
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To: markomalley

Do these coffins come with the option of being buried face down, so that the dearly departed can show their best side?


10 posted on 11/17/2010 8:29:40 AM PST by hampdenkid
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I think the high-end one comes with an eternal flaming...


11 posted on 11/17/2010 8:32:25 AM PST by Cyber Ninja (Live and Let Live; is not working...)
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Who cares? It doesn’t bother anyone else. If that’s what they want fine? We choose what we want too? No big deal over this...it’s their money paying so why is it even a story???


12 posted on 11/17/2010 8:38:22 AM PST by cubreporter ( Trust Rush and you won't go wrong.)
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Just bury them as they went through life....with their butt in the air.


13 posted on 11/17/2010 8:46:46 AM PST by rfreedom4u ("A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.")
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> Who cares? It doesn’t bother anyone else. If that’s what they want fine? We choose what we want too? No big deal over this...it’s their money paying so why is it even a story???

No, no, you miss the point. This is a gay-bashing thread. The coffin topic is secondary. Logic like yours doesn't apply. :)

14 posted on 11/17/2010 8:54:07 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: markomalley

And of course the deceased will be buried face down.


15 posted on 11/17/2010 8:57:02 AM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: dayglored; cubreporter
Actually, let me amend that. It's not a "bashing" thread. It's a thread for directing sarcasm at the last wishes of people who are not like us. Or something like that.

Granted, most of the comments really are pretty funny. :)

16 posted on 11/17/2010 8:57:23 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: markomalley
"Homosexual Coffins"?? I didn't realize coffins could even engage in heterosexual sex, much less homosexual sex...

The mental image has melted my brain into a pile of slag...

17 posted on 11/17/2010 9:04:11 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: markomalley

Lemme guess, the female homosexual coffins are lined with silk, but the outsides are covered in carpet...


18 posted on 11/17/2010 9:05:55 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: markomalley

Fancy coffins are a foolish waste of money.


19 posted on 11/17/2010 9:06:36 AM PST by Fresh Wind
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I agree...freedom at it's best. The OP said, "Imagine seeing this when you're looking for a casket for a loved one."

NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT NOT TO BE OFFENDED. PERIOD.

In my Jewish religion, we are buried immediately, in plain pine boxes. No open caskets, just buried immediately. Would I ever opine as to the rituals of others? NEVER. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

20 posted on 11/17/2010 9:13:07 AM PST by Hildy
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