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To: Psalm 144
> This is only because a burning longship, or Scythian or Beowulf style kugan with horses, weapons and armor would be painfully expensive and probably violate some damn EPA regulation.

Speaking of burning longships...

Years ago, my sister-in-law had a pet white rat that eventually kicked off, and she wanted to give it a flaming cremation send-off on a vessel in my backyard creek. She put the rat on a small wooden raft, surrounded by crumpled paper.

I took one look and said, "I think you're only going to succeed in singeing its fur -- why don't you test it with a section of hotdog first, to see if you've got enough fire, because I don't think you do."

Sure enough. So she added more paper. I said, "Soak the rat in lighter fluid or gas or something." But no, that would be disrespectful.

So the rat went down the creek, singed fur and all.

Today the EPA would have a cow over that, I'm sure...

34 posted on 11/17/2010 10:20:01 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

A touching sentiment but half baked on execution.


35 posted on 11/17/2010 10:24:10 AM PST by Psalm 144
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To: dayglored
So the rat went down the creek, singed fur and all.

"Smells like... DINNER!"

53 posted on 11/17/2010 12:01:57 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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