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Conservitan
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Posted on 11/18/2010 8:00:57 PM PST by Therapsid

Hello

Ive decided to be a Conservitan...The Republicans are not conservative enough...and the Constitutionalists.. well we are All supposed to be one of them alreaddy...right?...That document is.......... THE government blueprint...for a happy healthy free country...

Im a Conservitan...nice to meet you...well I believe

In God In Honesty, In Freedom, In the Constitution,

If we cant get along ...You should probably leave.


TOPICS: Government; Military/Veterans; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: conservitan; god; government; huh; kittychow; saywhat; vikingkitties; zotboy
GLTUA
1 posted on 11/18/2010 8:01:00 PM PST by Therapsid
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To: Therapsid

I started a thread and a week later turned up directing traffic in a thong. ZOT!


2 posted on 11/18/2010 8:03:46 PM PST by februus
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To: Therapsid

IBTZ


3 posted on 11/18/2010 8:04:32 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Therapsid

So long. That was really, really insipid.


4 posted on 11/18/2010 8:04:46 PM PST by Defiant (I'm a Fabian Constitutionalist. Roll back FDR and progressivism!)
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To: Therapsid; 50mm; darkwing104; Admin Moderator

Fresh Meat.

IBTZ


5 posted on 11/18/2010 8:05:31 PM PST by shibumi (Wily Pablo loves Flank Steak Tacos)
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To: Therapsid

Um...Alright.


6 posted on 11/18/2010 8:05:31 PM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat. (AKA The Pope's Hat))
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To: Therapsid; 50mm; Darksheare; darkwing104

Well, hi there, meowmix.


7 posted on 11/18/2010 8:05:48 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Defiant

C’mon, wher’s that team spirit? It’s hugh an series being a conservatin.


8 posted on 11/18/2010 8:07:06 PM PST by Springfield Reformer (Winston Churchill: No Peace Till Victory!)
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To: Therapsid

testing..............1...2...3...4


9 posted on 11/18/2010 8:07:39 PM PST by TaxPayer2000 (The United States shall guarantee to every state in this union a republican form of government,)
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To: Therapsid
From your (temporary) home page:

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. "

You see, it's like the riddle of steel.

In ZOT you can trust.
10 posted on 11/18/2010 8:08:38 PM PST by shibumi (Wily Pablo loves Flank Steak Tacos)
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To: Therapsid; humblegunner

Have you met Humblegunner, yet? Allow me...

Therapsid meet Humblegunner..
Humblegunner meet Therapsid....


11 posted on 11/18/2010 8:08:38 PM PST by TomServo
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To: Defiant

Argh! I can’t believe I mispilled conservitan ...
.


12 posted on 11/18/2010 8:09:10 PM PST by Springfield Reformer (Winston Churchill: No Peace Till Victory!)
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To: Therapsid
From his profile; "no drugs or drinking."

I think he just negated that statement.

That said, he stated pretty much what we all believe, albeit in an annoying, insipid, and ellipse-filled manner. He'll probably be sorry tomorrow when he comes to.

13 posted on 11/18/2010 8:09:38 PM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat. (AKA The Pope's Hat))
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To: Springfield Reformer

I think he was lying to us. He is not a conservitan, he’s a puriberal.


14 posted on 11/18/2010 8:09:52 PM PST by Defiant (I'm a Fabian Constitutionalist. Roll back FDR and progressivism!)
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To: Therapsid

Do you smell ozone?


15 posted on 11/18/2010 8:10:37 PM PST by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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To: Therapsid

Mesculine tabs?


16 posted on 11/18/2010 8:11:11 PM PST by Global2010
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To: Therapsid
Your profile says "no drugs or drinking".

That certainly limits any explanation for your ramblings.

17 posted on 11/18/2010 8:11:55 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: Therapsid

Better on a keyboard I suppose then on the highway.

Go ask Alice when your 10 feet tall.....


18 posted on 11/18/2010 8:13:08 PM PST by Global2010
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To: Defiant

By gorge, I think you’ve got it!


19 posted on 11/18/2010 8:17:59 PM PST by Springfield Reformer (Winston Churchill: No Peace Till Victory!)
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To: hole_n_one

“no drugs or drinking”.

Maybe he does drugs AND drinking!


20 posted on 11/18/2010 8:18:20 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: TomServo; humblegunner

It’s after 10PM. Gunner’s probably on his second six-pack.

By the time he sees this there’ll be nothing but burnt fur and singed feathers, lying next to an unused spellchecker.


21 posted on 11/18/2010 8:21:02 PM PST by shibumi (Wily Pablo loves Flank Steak Tacos)
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To: Global2010

I suppose he’s got a wife named Incontinentia too.


22 posted on 11/18/2010 8:23:47 PM PST by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: Therapsid
IBTZ but i guess the kitties will play with you for a little while...
23 posted on 11/18/2010 8:24:49 PM PST by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Therapsid

Since u are still here how ‘bout esplainin’ this:

GLTUA


24 posted on 11/18/2010 8:25:56 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Celtic Cross

Think you are correct - here’s his last post before this one...
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Move to cut NPR funding is defeated in House
Thursday, November 18, 2010 10:38:07 PM · 30 of 31
Therapsid to Carl LaFong

Agreed...
I have decided that I am really too conservative to consider myself republican anymore....

I think ill be a conservitan instead...I still might vote republican...Ill think about it.

Ok if they abide the Constitution ...show me they stand for Freedom...and practice Honesty.

Conservitans like Republicans....but regressive..lol


25 posted on 11/18/2010 8:26:28 PM PST by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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To: Therapsid
"Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya!"

That was fun!!!

26 posted on 11/18/2010 8:27:48 PM PST by GOP_Harley_Guy
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To: Therapsid
Hello!


27 posted on 11/18/2010 8:29:57 PM PST by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: dynachrome

Good Luck To You(U) All.


28 posted on 11/18/2010 8:31:23 PM PST by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: 50mm

Thanks. Hadn’t seen that one before.


29 posted on 11/18/2010 8:32:37 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Therapsid

I’m guessing you’re a retread who was ZOTted on a Crevo thread. Am I close?


30 posted on 11/18/2010 8:33:10 PM PST by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: Therapsid

31 posted on 11/18/2010 8:50:29 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: Therapsid

IBTZ!


32 posted on 11/18/2010 9:22:55 PM PST by wheresmyusa (FTUN)
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To: dynachrome

Good Luck To U All (trying to figure out what the heck I’m talking about)


33 posted on 11/18/2010 9:57:48 PM PST by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: Therapsid
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34 posted on 11/18/2010 10:08:08 PM PST by abigailsmybaby ( I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. Yogi Berra)
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To: Therapsid

My standard IB4TZ post

___________________________________________________________________
Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “

.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30


35 posted on 11/18/2010 10:21:16 PM PST by Kevmo (Has Obama resigned yet?)
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To: Therapsid

You fall off the wagon?


36 posted on 11/18/2010 10:37:53 PM PST by vigilante2 (Reelect Nobody)
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To: Kevmo

You know what must really suck? To write an opus that you are proud of, a big “FU” to the Big Guy, and then you are so insignificant and overly subtle that you don’t get zotted. It must be what purgatory is like.


37 posted on 11/18/2010 11:09:33 PM PST by Defiant (I'm a Fabian Constitutionalist. Roll back FDR and progressivism!)
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To: Therapsid

38 posted on 11/19/2010 12:27:57 AM PST by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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To: Therapsid
The smoker you drink, the player you get.

- Joe Walsh.

39 posted on 11/19/2010 4:13:13 AM PST by Huck (Antifederalist BRUTUS should be required reading.)
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To: Therapsid

What the hell is a conservitan?
If you can’t spell it, then you definitely are not one.

And is GLTUA something with Gays, Lesbians and Transgendered?


40 posted on 11/19/2010 10:31:18 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: TomServo; Therapsid; humblegunner

Therapsid must now engage in a pit match with the hostile coffee zombie deer to prove their worth.


41 posted on 11/19/2010 10:34:02 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare

He’s coined the word “conservatin” as a combination of conservative and puritan. What he’s really doing is disagreeing with the new statement by JimRob about what is allowed at this site.


42 posted on 11/19/2010 12:05:10 PM PST by Defiant (I'm a Fabian Constitutionalist. Roll back FDR and progressivism!)
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To: Defiant

Hmm.
Now that is quite trollish.


43 posted on 11/19/2010 12:38:12 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare

gltua... is Good luck to us all...

glad you asked though


44 posted on 11/20/2010 11:48:43 AM PST by Therapsid (Communism has killed 50-60 Million people in only 50 yrs.)
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To: Darksheare

gltua... is Good luck to us all...

glad you asked though


45 posted on 11/20/2010 11:49:05 AM PST by Therapsid (Communism has killed 50-60 Million people in only 50 yrs.)
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To: Therapsid

I find it fascinating that someone with a degree in Marketing would present himself so poorly. Quite antithetical, really.


46 posted on 11/20/2010 11:53:30 AM PST by FourPeas (Pester not the geek, for the electrons are his friends.)
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To: TomServo

Who is humble gunner?

He has not written me.


47 posted on 09/05/2012 6:28:41 PM PDT by Therapsid (Communism has killed 50-60 Million people in only 50 yrs.)
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To: Therapsid

Are you waging ‘phycological’ warfare on us? Please link us to your blog!


48 posted on 09/05/2012 6:33:15 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Therapsid

I’ve always argued that therapsid doesn’t work. Time for anti-psychotic meds, pal!


49 posted on 09/05/2012 6:35:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Therapsid
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50 posted on 09/05/2012 6:55:58 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
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