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Posted on 11/18/2010 8:00:57 PM PST by Therapsid
Ive decided to be a Conservitan...The Republicans are not conservative enough...and the Constitutionalists.. well we are All supposed to be one of them alreaddy...right?...That document is.......... THE government blueprint...for a happy healthy free country...
Im a Conservitan...nice to meet you...well I believe
In God In Honesty, In Freedom, In the Constitution,
If we cant get along ...You should probably leave.
I started a thread and a week later turned up directing traffic in a thong. ZOT!
So long. That was really, really insipid.
Well, hi there, meowmix.
C’mon, wher’s that team spirit? It’s hugh an series being a conservatin.
Have you met Humblegunner, yet? Allow me...
Therapsid meet Humblegunner..
Humblegunner meet Therapsid....
Argh! I can’t believe I mispilled conservitan ...
I think he just negated that statement.
That said, he stated pretty much what we all believe, albeit in an annoying, insipid, and ellipse-filled manner. He'll probably be sorry tomorrow when he comes to.
I think he was lying to us. He is not a conservitan, he’s a puriberal.
Do you smell ozone?
That certainly limits any explanation for your ramblings.
Better on a keyboard I suppose then on the highway.
Go ask Alice when your 10 feet tall.....
By gorge, I think you’ve got it!
“no drugs or drinking”.
Maybe he does drugs AND drinking!
It’s after 10PM. Gunner’s probably on his second six-pack.
By the time he sees this there’ll be nothing but burnt fur and singed feathers, lying next to an unused spellchecker.
I suppose he’s got a wife named Incontinentia too.
Since u are still here how ‘bout esplainin’ this:
Think you are correct - here’s his last post before this one...
Move to cut NPR funding is defeated in House
Thursday, November 18, 2010 10:38:07 PM · 30 of 31
Therapsid to Carl LaFong
I have decided that I am really too conservative to consider myself republican anymore....
I think ill be a conservitan instead...I still might vote republican...Ill think about it.
Ok if they abide the Constitution ...show me they stand for Freedom...and practice Honesty.
Conservitans like Republicans....but regressive..lol
That was fun!!!
Good Luck To You(U) All.
Thanks. Hadn’t seen that one before.
I’m guessing you’re a retread who was ZOTted on a Crevo thread. Am I close?
Good Luck To U All (trying to figure out what the heck I’m talking about)
My standard IB4TZ post
Sung to the tune of Oh! Susanna, dont you cry for me.
.... Oh, no Bama, please dont lie to me... for Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | Im goin to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, Im coming for the truth | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas, | Its plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnors family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows shell pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then Ill look all round, | And when I find his birth record, | Ill fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeperll surely die, | And when Im dead and buried, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you cry for me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
You fall off the wagon?
You know what must really suck? To write an opus that you are proud of, a big “FU” to the Big Guy, and then you are so insignificant and overly subtle that you don’t get zotted. It must be what purgatory is like.
- Joe Walsh.
What the hell is a conservitan?
If you can’t spell it, then you definitely are not one.
And is GLTUA something with Gays, Lesbians and Transgendered?
Therapsid must now engage in a pit match with the hostile coffee zombie deer to prove their worth.
He’s coined the word “conservatin” as a combination of conservative and puritan. What he’s really doing is disagreeing with the new statement by JimRob about what is allowed at this site.
Now that is quite trollish.
gltua... is Good luck to us all...
glad you asked though
gltua... is Good luck to us all...
glad you asked though
I find it fascinating that someone with a degree in Marketing would present himself so poorly. Quite antithetical, really.
Who is humble gunner?
He has not written me.
Are you waging ‘phycological’ warfare on us? Please link us to your blog!
I’ve always argued that therapsid doesn’t work. Time for anti-psychotic meds, pal!
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