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President Hampered by Unconstrained Brilliance
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 20 November 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/21/2010 12:29:27 PM PST by John Semmens

President Obama’s low approval status among American voters is being attributed to his “unconstrained brilliance” and “incomparable talent” by a pair of leading Democrats.

White House senior adviser and longtime Obama friend Valerie Jarrett contends that “his extraordinary talent is so far above that of the average person that there is a disconnect that fosters envy and jealousy. People are refusing to respond positively to his genius out of spite. They are crucifying him just like they crucified Jesus.”

Vice-President Joe Biden argued that “the President is brilliant beyond our comprehension. He makes the rest of us look like morons. It is we who have let him down. The failure of his policies is not due to any fault of his. We are just too stupid to get with the program and do our part to make him succeed.”

Biden theorized that Obama’s brilliance was the result of “having a Caucasian mother, being raised in a Caucasian neighborhood by Caucasian grandparents. This gives him the unique blend of a Black man’s strength and virility combined with the intellectual stimulation of a White upbringing. If both his parents had been Black and he’d grown up in the ghetto he’d probably have been a high school drop out and street thug with a prison record and a short life expectancy.”

The Vice-President did claim to have one advantage over the President. “My dog is smarter than his dog,” Biden boasted. “Hell, my dog is smarter than me. Maybe he should be the vice-president.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biden; genius; obama; satire; stupid; wasteoftime

1 posted on 11/21/2010 12:29:31 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Do not dare to compare that puke ridden psychopath to my Lord, Uhbamma is a sick person whose brilliance is only noticable by those whom he requires it of to be around him..To the rest, he is a lying sick man not worthy of any praise..


2 posted on 11/21/2010 12:33:04 PM PST by aces
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To: John Semmens

Yep. A bridge too far there John ;-)


3 posted on 11/21/2010 12:34:08 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: aces

lying,sick,sleeper cell muslim,Fraudulent POS!


4 posted on 11/21/2010 12:35:15 PM PST by watchdogmom
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To: John Semmens

Title translation: The resident is so full of SH!T.


5 posted on 11/21/2010 12:36:23 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: John Semmens
People are refusing to respond positively to his genius out of spite.

He refuses to see the truth.....

.....meaning he isn't a genius.

6 posted on 11/21/2010 12:37:36 PM PST by SteamShovel (UTOPIA...Isn't)
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To: John Semmens

Behold if no man will sing his praises, even the rocks will.

Hobama to the highest!!!


7 posted on 11/21/2010 12:38:20 PM PST by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: John Semmens

Obozo is a much underappreciated (anti) president who ruins (I meant rules) in the same vein as Carter, or an IV.


8 posted on 11/21/2010 12:39:50 PM PST by IbJensen (The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight.)
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To: aces

Totally agree with you.


9 posted on 11/21/2010 12:43:17 PM PST by jerseyrocks
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To: aces; watchdogmom

You do realize that this is creative satire, right?


10 posted on 11/21/2010 12:45:07 PM PST by canuck_conservative
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To: John Semmens
President Obama’s low approval status among American voters is being attributed to his “unconstrained brilliance” and “incomparable talent”

PATENT BULLSH1T...Pablum for the unwashed masses...UP YOURS!!
My God...talk about bootlickers and toadies...enough to make you PUKE!!

11 posted on 11/21/2010 12:46:03 PM PST by GoldenPup
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To: John Semmens

“The President is brilliant beyond our comprehension.”

Bwaaaaah-hah-hah-ha-ha, Haaaah-hah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha,
HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,HA, HA, HA, HAH-HAH-HA!!!!

Absoluteley the funniest, most amusing, entertaining thing that has ever come out of the mouth of this Vice President.
(Among others.)

Still laughing here, can barely contain myself.

On the other hand, lamenting the fact that these people have power and wield it so brazenly.

Absolutely amazing.

IMHO

Still laughing here, can barely contain myself.


12 posted on 11/21/2010 12:46:09 PM PST by ripley
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To: John Semmens

Odumbo’s brillance is like one ot those curly bulbs it uses 13 watts of energy but gives off 60 watts of brillance.

How is that so, Odumbo has the brillance of a guy with the diagnosis of an Idiot Savant (here is his brillance - campaigning). when it works it only expends very little energy.

Odumbo may be an idiot savant in campaigning as a president, but when the real work comes forth, he goes on vacation after vacation, and whenever not in vacation mode he is entertainment mode - golf, basketball or partying

So Odumbo is our 13 Watt Idiot Savant president


13 posted on 11/21/2010 12:48:36 PM PST by hondact200 ( Lincoln Freed the Enslaved. Obama Enslaves the Free. Obama is Americas Greatest Threat)
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To: canuck_conservative

Thanks for the reminder..


14 posted on 11/21/2010 12:50:41 PM PST by aces
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To: John Semmens

I really wish I knew how to do photoshop - Odumbo as a 13 watt curly cue bulb.


15 posted on 11/21/2010 12:50:55 PM PST by hondact200 ( Lincoln Freed the Enslaved. Obama Enslaves the Free. Obama is Americas Greatest Threat)
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To: John Semmens

JUST the headline is hilarious!


16 posted on 11/21/2010 12:51:56 PM PST by Conservative Tsunami (0bama - All the compassion of a crocodile, wisdom of a crack addict, and ethics of the devil himself)
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To: John Semmens
Vice-President Joe Biden argued that “the President is brilliant beyond our comprehension. He makes the rest of us look like morons. It is we who have let him down. The failure of his policies is not due to any fault of his. We are just too stupid to get with the program and do our part to make him succeed.”

ROFL

17 posted on 11/21/2010 12:52:58 PM PST by Conservative Tsunami (0bama - All the compassion of a crocodile, wisdom of a crack addict, and ethics of the devil himself)
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To: John Semmens

Zero and Plugs

18 posted on 11/21/2010 12:58:42 PM PST by RedMDer (Forward With Confidence!)
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To: Conservative Tsunami

Aristotle? Plato? Morons!


19 posted on 11/21/2010 1:00:25 PM PST by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: John Semmens

The 0bamessiah is so brilliant that no other human being can comprehend what he is thinking about.


20 posted on 11/21/2010 1:00:39 PM PST by reg45
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To: DariusBane
Aristotle? Plato? Morons!

Know your place, serf!


21 posted on 11/21/2010 1:09:51 PM PST by Conservative Tsunami (0bama - All the compassion of a crocodile, wisdom of a crack addict, and ethics of the devil himself)
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To: John Semmens

Obama is an illiterate affirmative action sock
puppet. He’s barely capable of reading the script
his handler’s put on the teleprompter. The
people who financed this moron must be
laughing their asses off at a gullible American
public.


22 posted on 11/21/2010 1:11:30 PM PST by Myrddin
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To: Conservative Tsunami

Nice Photo Shop!

But around here, without a sarcasm tag, you will probably be accused of being an Obama follower.

Lets just say the peeps don’t really think, they just type.


23 posted on 11/21/2010 1:12:42 PM PST by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: John Semmens

Another great one, John! Thanks!!


24 posted on 11/21/2010 1:20:37 PM PST by jennings2004 ((Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
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To: DariusBane
Thanks, but I can't take credit for it.

Around here, without a sarcasm tag, you will probably be accused of being an Obama follower. Lets just say the peeps don’t really think, they just type.

I hear ya - nothing surprises me anymore. As a disclaimer, even I at times type without thinking ;-)

25 posted on 11/21/2010 1:21:03 PM PST by Conservative Tsunami (0bama - All the compassion of a crocodile, wisdom of a crack addict, and ethics of the devil himself)
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To: John Semmens
President Obama’s low approval status among American voters is being attributed to his “unconstrained brilliance” and “incomparable talent” by a pair of leading Democrats

The groupie media.

26 posted on 11/21/2010 1:34:08 PM PST by VRW Conspirator (The greatest deterrent to liberalism is sunlight.)
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To: reg45

We are all just too stupid to understand what Obrilliance is trying to explain to us.


27 posted on 11/21/2010 1:51:33 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2
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To: John Semmens

“He makes the rest of us look like morons.”

Speak for yourself, Joe. Oh... you were.


28 posted on 11/21/2010 2:08:14 PM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: John Semmens

Obammy’s backers can package him any way they may but the rather faggy punk marxist is garbage and without his little teleprompter and some fool telling his sorry ass what to say is a slacker.
You B outa there fool,


29 posted on 11/21/2010 2:15:54 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) The more I see and know Obammy the more I think he's an a-hole.)
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To: John Semmens
Who Belongs to Phi Beta Kappa?

Guess who's not on the list?

30 posted on 11/21/2010 2:56:12 PM PST by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: John Semmens

Over the top, but you can see Biden saying it!

Good one John.


31 posted on 11/21/2010 2:58:24 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: watchdogmom

PUKE!


32 posted on 11/21/2010 5:18:53 PM PST by ronnie raygun (V)
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