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Obama Joke of the Day - November 22
Useful Info Nation ^ | 11/22/2010 | Thomas Bryan

Posted on 11/22/2010 10:26:18 AM PST by toma29

Obama comments as the TSA pats down members of his entourage:

Re: TOTUS - "Don't touch my spunk!"

Re: Biden - "Don't touch my clunk!"

Re: Michelle - "Don't touch my chunk!"

Re: Speechwriter - "Don't touch my bunk!"

Re: James Carville - "Keep your hands off the podunk!"

Re: Himself - "Don't touch my mom pants! They're preshrunk!"

Re: Valerie Jarrett - "Don't touch my hunk!"

Re: Rahm Emanuel - "Don't touch my slunk!"

Re: Himself again - "Don't touch my chipmunk!"

Re: Van Jones - "Don't touch my punk!"

Re: His Kool-Aid Drinkers - "Don't touch my drunk!"

Re: Reverend Wright - "Don't touch my monk!"

Re: Tim Geithner and Larry Summers - "Don't touch my flunk!"

Re: His Congressional Majority - "Don't touch their trunks!"

Re: His Birth Certificate - "Don't touch my debunk!"

Re: Nancy Pelosi - "Don't touch my skunk!"

Re: Barney Frank - "Don't touch my gunk!"

Re: His First Pitches - "Don't touch my stunk!"

Re: Jay Z & Beyonce - "Don't touch my funk!"

Re: His Re-election Bid - "Don't touch my sunk!"

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: junk; obama; tsa

1 posted on 11/22/2010 10:26:22 AM PST by toma29
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To: toma29

oh


2 posted on 11/22/2010 10:40:42 AM PST by Nonstatist
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To: toma29

Obama joke of the day...

A bit redundant isn’t it?


3 posted on 11/22/2010 10:45:03 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: toma29

Alrighty then.....


4 posted on 11/22/2010 12:07:06 PM PST by Eagle Eye (A blind clock finds a nut at least twice a day.)
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To: toma29

Hitlery: Don’t touch my balls...I’ve heard Obama is trying to get at least one of them.


5 posted on 11/22/2010 3:46:35 PM PST by PoloSec ( Christ died for our sins...)
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