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TSA Secret Recruiting Posters
Creative Minority Report ^
| Patrick Archbold
Posted on 11/29/2010 6:00:54 AM PST by markomalley
With all the negative feedback the TSA has been getting lately over their more "aggressive" procedures, recruiting has been negatively impacted. So now the TSA has begin a new recruitment campaign that takes "truth in advertising" to a whole new level.
This new campaign has been kept under wraps, but thanks to flash drives and lackadaisical security procedures at Homeland Security, these documents have made their way to Wiki-leaks.
After grueling minutes deep diving through the documents, CMR has discovered these....
I am not sure they will get the best people with this campaign.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: tsapervs; tsascanners
If these are original, congrats, they’re brilliant. Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh.
posted on 11/29/2010 6:08:10 AM PST
(Buy Progresso, take off the label, write "not halal," mail to Campbell's soup company.)
Heard this one yesterday...
“We handle more packages than UPS.”
posted on 11/29/2010 6:12:34 AM PST
posted on 11/29/2010 6:25:56 AM PST
(Globalization is the economic treason that dare not speak its name.(173))
We even have our own song:
“See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me” by The Who
posted on 11/29/2010 6:26:15 AM PST
( Obama didn't say Hope and Change, he said Hype and Chains.)
posted on 11/29/2010 6:41:01 AM PST
Here's the one that I saw for real, in the airport in my hometown:
"A job with x-ray vision and benefits."
posted on 11/29/2010 6:53:05 AM PST
(Obama confessed "his muslim faith" on the George Stephanopolous show on September 7th, 2008.)
This is so stolen for my tag line.
posted on 11/29/2010 8:12:30 AM PST
( TSA We handle more packages than UPS.)
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