despotism
made easy
A SELF-HELP GUIDE FOR THE ASPIRING TYRANT
brad lena
e.h.c. 1.6
Copyright © 2010
Chapters
xx Introduction
I. Job # 1 disarm the people
II. The trains actually do have to run on time or so perceived
III. Subvert the language, the rest is easy
IV. Funny money- make sure you’re the one laughing
V. Keep the peasants at each other’s throat not yours
VI. Scientists like money too
VII. How to disguise mob rule as representative democracy
VIII. Cross-dressing; from thug to statesperson
IX. How to keep your illicit love affairs secret
X. Know when its time to leave
Introduction
Modern political visionaries whether they are a global healer or a regional thug
are reformers in a hurry. In the mad dash to perfect the human condition some
issues critical to career and longevity are overlooked. In contrast, an ascendant
visionary with a solid grounding in the fundamentals of despotism can extend
their legacy for months or even years before being deposed or assassinated.
To address these potential gaps in tyrant preparedness this guide is offered. The
reader will find carefully selected recommendations equally applicable for run-ofthe-mill oligarchies, utopian fantasies or fascist dictatorship.The Despotism Made Easy Series helps pave the way from those first usurpations right up to palatial exile. Each topic gets right to-the-point enabling a busy reformer with only a few minutes of free time before working over the financial sector to browse a topic for guidance The author would like to thank all the despots of the 20th Century that have made this series possible.