Posted on 12/03/2010 9:15:29 AM PST by JoeProBono
There’s nothing worse than getting caught in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse empty handed. Tools are key to survival, and especially when your survival depends on a war waged with the living dead. Here is a list of 10 essential items to survive a Zombie Apocalypse.
I emailed a copy of this list to Mr. trisham. I'd like him to survive the coming zombie apocalypse as well.
That’s great. My son talked about this kind of stuff a lot before he left for boot camp. I printed this and sent it to him. I’m sure it will make him laugh. :-)
1: Zombies do not wave at other zombies - so don’t hit the one guy who does - he may not know about the zombie apocalypse
2: When the Zombie Apocalyspe begins - it’s no time to be a racist - you’ll probably lose a hand.
3: Glocks does not have a manual safety
4: Do your relatives a favor if they turn into Zombies - shoot them!
5: When picking upa bag of guns in the middle of the street - make sure you look left & right and check to see if there’s a car load of mexican “ese’s” waiting - becuae they will jack your a$$ once you get the weapons!
6: Once the Zombie apocalyspe starts - do not go to the CDC - they obviously did not prevent it - therefore it is doubtful they have the cure...
7: When wakling pass over run military check points that have large calibre weapon systems (crew served) - grab that sh*t and use it!
Oh yeah...if we can get rid of the fatties eaten up and get the remaining females using guns and wearing tight fitting clothes, I'm all up for the zombie apocolypse! Let's Roll!
Don’t forget your “Lucky Ham”. Wear it around your neck for protection...
I so need that in a non-hoodie. Will have to chase that down later.
A back hoe and diesel.
Just dig a big trench around your place. Zombies are stupid and would walk into it and not get out. Burn them in the trench.
(And yes, like all fixed fortifications, would require upkeep and persons to man it.)
A nice, non-climable, wall would work, too.
Both together would be best.
Let me expand on that. Most belt feds fire from the OPEN BOLT, and need to have the chamber and feed tray clear, before charging the handle.
I train my family that if you close the top cover on an M60 whilst the belt is in the feedtray AND the bolt is closed, you are gonna bend your top feed tray channel, and screw up the gun.
Proper zombie firing mode for MALES:
Proper zombie firing mode for FEMALES:
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“5. Hummer”
I’d rather have a long-haul Peterbuilt with a sleeper cab.
High metal doors, windows up high, long range, diesel doens’t go bad nearly as fast, secure place to sleep.
Plus, you could basically push anything you want out of the way.
IF you've already had the pleasure of watching episode one of Frank Darabont's TV adaptation of Robert Kirkman's much-loved zombie comic The Walking Dead, then you won't be surprised at the news a second season has been green-lit.
I still need to get a radio, talk about procrastination!!
Zombies, guns, and tight fitting clothes! THIS IS YOUR KINDA THREAD!
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