Posted on 12/08/2010 2:50:48 PM PST by GiovannaNicoletta
E.T. does not need to phone home anymore, someone, or something is on it’s way to earth.
SETI Astrophysicist Craig Kasnov has announced the approach to the Earth of 3 very large, very fast moving objects. The length of the "flying saucers" is in the range of tens of kilometers. Landing, according to calculations of scientists, should be in mid-December 2012. Date coincides with the end of the Mayan calendar.
A few very large objects rapidly approaching the Earth - says SETI astrophysicist Craig Kasnov. Don’t take his word for it you can check it out for yourself. He recommends to go to the site http://www.sky-map.org/ and enter the coordinates of the giant UFO:
The project participants are assured that the facilities are absolutely real, and the American space agency NASA is trying to conceal important information.
None of these objects can be seen from the northern hemisphere. The second set of numbers in each line tells us that the "object" or "objects" is/are coming in from very deep in the southern hemisphere sky.
In any case, the only thing we can do now - wait for it - says Kasnov. - Soon celestial objects will be visible in a good telescope.
Keep your eyes on the skies… the truth is out there.
Earth is about to be destroyed by a giant dildo?
V-GER!
Everything is in threes, if I recall correctly....
[Noticing Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What’s that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Did you ever see the episode of Frasier where he (a gentile) gave the speech at his son’s Bar Mitzvah?
He had someone translate it into Hebrew but the guy translated it into Klingon instead.
Pretty funny.
Santa is starting a bit early this year?
V-GER wishes to join with the Creator....
That would take a miracle not a landing for them to be in first place...
No kidding!!! Except the Holy Spirit is here :)
“We’ll see.”
Hey, has the Examiner ever lied to ya?
>>The length of the “flying saucers” is in the range of tens of kilometers. <<
Kids, this is why you don’t want to watch Independence day on drugs. It becomes part of your reality.
Oh he’s sure, all right. I’m 62 and I know Catherine Zeta-Jones when I see her, which I hope is soon.
;^)
Are we talking about Assange?
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