Liberals Want Sex Industry To Go Green And “Ethical”

Right Wing News ^ | December 9, 2010 | William Teach

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

That's what the moonbats at Grist want to know. After a long, long, long recitation of all the evils in Big Sex (you just know they'll have to call it that soon), they come up with

Individuals selling sex to others is, of course, just a small part of the sex economy. Far from being underground or taboo, many aspects are legal, even glorified (think beautifully crafted lingerie). It's a trillion-dollar cross-sector industry spanning live entertainment, pornography, pharmaceutical products, clothes, and accessories.

I'd suggest that it is probably a bit higher than a trillion dollars. Regardless, the must become green!

Feel like watching the latest Fair Trade-certified porn film? The actors all enjoy decent pay, health insurance, and pensions. The carbon impact of the set lighting and travel is offset through investment in clean, efficient cookstoves sold at affordable prices to women in rural Africa.

Derp! What else is there to say about so much monstrous stupidity in 3 sentences?

Perhaps you'd prefer a spot of ethical lap-dancing? You can be sure the performers are all willing and well-paid: It's certified by Care and Consent, the highly reputable international certification body for ethical sex. You tip generously, knowing that 50 percent of the profits are promised to the local women's community center.

Or, maybe best of all, you opt for an evening in with your sweetheart. You've got everything you need: condoms made from rubber tapped sustainably in Brazil, hand-carved FSC-certified sex toys, and delicious Fair Trade dark chocolate body paint.

Sheesh, it'd be just like liberals to take all the fun out of sex, and replace it with Social and Environmental Justice.

[Stormdog]

“It’s very dangerous,” he said of adult film work. “It should be required that you wear a condom on the set.”

Apparently he hadn’t heard about the product that is 100% guaranteed effective in preventing STD’s, pregnancy AIDS and every other nasty sex related disease out there. It’s called NOACETOL.

The porn “industry” frowns upon its use because it is so effective that it would cripple domestic productions and force it to outsource to Africa where everybody has AIDS anyway....

Do I really need the sarc tag?

[MasterGunner01]

Porn industry goes “green” — all male and female stars will wear green full body condoms. Yup, that sounds about right.

[Uncle Meat]

Going Green?Does that mean The Hulk,Jolly Green Giant,Kermit the Frog and Green Lantern will become porn stars?

[paulycy]

♫ It's not easy whorin' green... ♫

[TheOldLady]

Green? Um... [any joke or comment would be too... too... uh... for a family site]

[Slings and Arrows]

Under 0bamaCare the sex industry *will* go green - nobody will be able to get antibiotics.

[TheOldLady]

Why don’t they just say they’re going “gangrene” and get it over with?

[Slings and Arrows]

o/~ Pieces, pieces, pieces of me... o/~

[TheOldLady]

Ew ew ew ew ew! Stay in one piece, FRiend! You'd be sorely missed if you were in pieces.

[Slings and Arrows]

Isn’t there enough of me to go around? ;^)

[TheOldLady]

Well, you are kind of a skinny little guy, aren’t you?

Hey, wait a minute! Go around where?

[Slings and Arrows]

*innocent_look*

[TheOldLady]

Aw, you know that look melts my old heart.

[a fool in paradise]

Green Sex Film?

[longtermmemmory]

rationing of adult “performers”?

sustainable sex?

[a fool in paradise]

They act like porn happens in a vacuum or something.

Where is the movement to make the porn AUDIENCE go green?

All those kleenex going in the garbage?!!

[a fool in paradise]

They act like porn happens in a vacuum or something.

Where is the movement to make the porn AUDIENCE go green?

All those kleenex going in the garbage?!!

[ArrogantBustard]

Nice little pu kittty ...

[Slings and Arrows]

I heartily endorse that kind of “going green.”