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Tasteless Christmas Humor
Reaganite Republican ^ | December 16, 2010 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 12/16/2010 1:04:18 AM PST by Reaganite Republican





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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cards; christmas; humor; toons

1 posted on 12/16/2010 1:04:24 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

You’re right. I can’t taste any of it.


2 posted on 12/16/2010 2:26:59 AM PST by equaviator ("There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
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To: equaviator

And you’re probably better off for it, these are pretty bad lol

Merry Xmas, my friend

-RR-


3 posted on 12/16/2010 2:50:26 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: shibumi; 50mm; Eaker; humblegunner; TheOldLady; Larry Lucido; JoeProBono; Allegra; TheMom; ...

SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA - I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I’ll tell you why.

DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)


4 posted on 12/16/2010 3:23:46 AM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: shibumi; 50mm; Eaker; humblegunner; TheOldLady; Larry Lucido; JoeProBono; Allegra; TheMom; ...

A title would’ve probably been nice.

Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed


5 posted on 12/16/2010 3:25:13 AM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Yeah, we’ve got a little bit of everything!


6 posted on 12/16/2010 3:36:55 AM PST by equaviator ("There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
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To: Reaganite Republican

A BOFH Christmas:

Some of you may be perplexed about the time you read this message. This
will be because Santa never made it to your respective abodes, hovels,
or machine-rooms. It would seem that his trip was cut short in Toronto this
year.

You see, Santa is dead.

Too long to post it all (etc.)

http://www.freerepublic.com/~Peet/


7 posted on 12/16/2010 4:08:09 AM PST by Peet (Leftists think personal liberty is so important it must be carefully rationed.)
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To: equaviator

I count for at least three of of them, just by myself....LOL


8 posted on 12/16/2010 4:13:23 AM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

lol, will be interesting to see if the White House Xmas ceremony involves the narcissistic one... maybe the paranoid one too, eh

(Remember Barry- just cuz you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re NOT after you)


9 posted on 12/16/2010 4:14:16 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

My bets:

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I’ll tell you why.


10 posted on 12/16/2010 4:24:13 AM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Reaganite Republican; Salamander

Hah. Great thread. Needs bumpin’, so here you go.


11 posted on 12/16/2010 5:43:49 AM PST by TheOldLady ("Face it, Obama: You, too, were a useful idiot." - Lazamataz, who would hit it...with a brick.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I love the one with Rudolph... the other reindeer were pretty rotten to him. LOL


12 posted on 12/16/2010 5:44:18 AM PST by momtothree
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To: Reaganite Republican

What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger?

Santa stops after three hos.


13 posted on 12/16/2010 5:46:52 AM PST by txhurl
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To: Peet

14 posted on 12/16/2010 5:57:33 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: Peanut Gallery

Ping


15 posted on 12/16/2010 6:08:43 AM PST by Professional Engineer (Conservative States of America has a nice ring to it.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

16 posted on 12/16/2010 6:15:58 AM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Reaganite Republican

cute !


17 posted on 12/16/2010 6:18:45 AM PST by knews_hound (Credo Quia Absurdium--take nothing seriously unless it is absurd. E. Clampus Vitus)
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To: Reaganite Republican

18 posted on 12/16/2010 6:23:57 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: TheOldLady

Thanks TOL!


19 posted on 12/16/2010 6:44:22 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican
The ultimate: South Park: Red Sleigh Down. Santa gets shot down trying to bring Christmas to (2002) Iraq. The South Park kids and Jesus take the back-up sleigh to conduct a rescue mission. Very funny, and a surprisingly pro-Christian ending.
20 posted on 12/16/2010 7:03:55 AM PST by PapaBear3625 ("It is only when we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything" -- Fight Club)
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To: PapaBear3625
This is the ultimate


21 posted on 12/16/2010 7:05:15 AM PST by dfwgator (Welcome to the Gator Nation Will Muschamp)
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To: Salamander

LOL!


22 posted on 12/16/2010 10:21:09 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!)
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To: Salamander
Have you seen this list of really dumb Christmas gifts that nobody wants?

The last one on the list is a stupid book. You should see the reviews for it on Amazon! Hillarious!

23 posted on 12/16/2010 10:26:47 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!)
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