Playboy's Hefner announces Christmas engagement on Twitter

Reuters ^ | 12/26/2010

[Sprite518]

Hugh Hefner, the twice-married founder of Playboy, is taking the plunge again.

Hefner, 84, said on Saturday in a posting on Twitter that he and his girlfriend Crystal Harris, 24, got engaged on Friday

[Sprite518]

Yeah I'm sure it's true love. LOL!

[newnhdad]

TTIUWP..

[Mercat]

I’d love to see that prenup.

[mrs. a]

“Girlfriend”?

Is that what they are calling them now?

[Farmer Dean]

What a joke.Only a 60 year difference in age.

[macquire]

Hugh likes to watch.

[zbogwan2]

Old Hef will go out with a smile on his face after one of his lovely trollops screws his brains out?

[chicken head]

Sometimes instinct just takes over... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfDnc42wog&feature=related

[Amberdawn]

Give it up Heff-No one wants to change your diapers.

[null and void]

You say that like it’s a bad thing...

[chicken head]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfDnc42wog&feature=player_embedded

[JPG]

Not many rodeos left in that old carcass.

[GOPsterinMA]

“Geriatric Horndog PING!”

[the invisib1e hand]

Congrats Hugh. I hope you spend eternity running from the father of every little girl whose images and dignity you sold to enrich yourself with, and from every man who's life you ruined by introducing him as a little boy to pornography.

and while im at it, I hope you intimate relations with front of speeding bus soon.

[jimbo123]

Ain’t love grand?

[MadelineZapeezda]

What did she do that Holly couldn’t accomplish??

[BlueAngel]

gross

[ladyvet]

Ewwwwww....

[UCANSEE2]

Gee. When he was 24, her parents hadn’t even been born.

[Tijeras_Slim]

What did she do that Holly couldn’t accomplish??

Better choo-choo noises when she feeds him his creamed corn.

[john drake]

Blonde bimbo alert: I guess old Hef has one foot in the grave and she’s ready to cash in. What a joke, he’s literally old enough to be her great, grandfather. The prenup must be biblical in size; I’m sure Christine Hefner is making sure of that.

[Abin Sur]

Old Hef will go out with a smile on his face after one of his lovely trollops screws his brains out?

Well, if he's lucky...yes!

[Kirkwood]

Turn-ons: skinny-dipping
Turn-offs: cruelty to animals
Sign: Gemini
Favorite color: GREEN

[JoeProBono]

[stickywillie]

you can’t accuse of him of marrying someone half his age

[Kimmers]

Words well said my friend......

[PapaBear3625]

The prenup must be biblical in size; I’m sure Christine Hefner is making sure of that.

Given the bimbo parade that Hef's life has been for the last 60 years or so, I'm sure that the bulk of his wealth is sitting in trusts, offshore accounts, and is generally unreachable by divorce lawyers even if the prenup is breached.

[gitmogrunt]

He looks so young and hip in those blues jeans and the gold digger arm candy.(sarc)

[dennisw]

Hugh likes to watch.>>>>>

So did Elvis on occasion. He’d have two women strip down to bra and panties and wrestle and I suppose other things

[Carl LaFong]

“Hefner announces Christmas engagement..”
With what?
An embalmer?

[cherry]

he probably hasn't been able to get "it" working now for several decades...

imagine even pretending with that ugly wrinkled old man.....

[PLD]

This is so funny..Does this old fart really think he is so Irresistible..I think his bank account is what this girl is after..She is marring her great grandfather..How disgusting

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Don’t be so cynical...it’s all about love...love for his money!

[Venturer]

I can see the wedding night now. Hef with popsicle stick splints wrapped around an old worn chunk of dead meat, and her laughing herself silly.

Some women have no pride.

Will do anything for a buck.

[Clara Lou]

What a silly clown. (I assume that he has his PostEvacs, etc., in the bedside drawer.)

[Ditter]

How embarrassing (for her).

[LostInBayport]

They have so much in common! For example, she uses an iPad, and he uses...well, a very absorbent kind of pad.

Let's hope they are blissfully happy, if only to keep Greta van Susteren and the rest of FOX focused on Washington and not on another sickening Anna Nicole spectacle.

[truthkeeper]

Good grief. There’s no fool like an old fool.

[Farmer Dean]

At 84 he’s lucky to even be able to wet himself,much less be a proper husband to his 24 year old bride.

[umgud]

I’d hit it. So would Laz.

[ErnBatavia]

"is taking the plunge again."

Once every six weeks whether he needs it or not.

[Georgia Girl 2]

That is the most absolutely gross photo I have seen in many a moon. That old coot was butt ugly in the 60’s and 70’s. He now just looks mummified.

[Empireoftheatom48]

Poster boy for Dirty Old Men everywhere!

[digger48]

MIlton Berle once said it was like shooting pool with a rope.

[skeeter]

They have so much in common! For example, she uses an iPad, and he uses...well, a very absorbent kind of pad.

She's dreaming about a new BMW, Hef's dreaming about a BM.

[Oztrich Boy]

Has he considered that in only six years she’ll be 30?

[rbg81]

Yup. But how many 84 years olds could snag a 24 year old? It might be for the $$, but (from what I read) Hefner is broke. So who has the last laugh?

[Riodacat]

I can’t decide which one of them is more pathetic. Him for trying to cling onto his long past youth or her for having to settle for an ancient coot who could easily be her great grandfather...

[DesertRhino]

I guess everyone wants him to get an old woman in her 60s or 70s. Can’t a guy have some fun? The truth is, most women do the same thing, marry for money. Usually it’s just on a much smaller scale.

Watch how many marriages go south the minute his fortunes change, he loses his job, his business fails, etc. Good for Hef.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

This girl obviously has her gag reflex under control.