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Before Pelosi was "Madame Speaker"...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 1-2-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 01/02/2011 4:22:07 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

You can't trust everything you read on Wikipedia.

Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi[1] (pronounced /pəˈloʊsi/; born March 26, 1940)...

Hmmm.....

Baby New Year Pelosi 100 years old

I suppose she was young and needed the money.

Happy New Year!



TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: happynewyear; pelosi; satire; wikipedia

1 posted on 01/02/2011 4:22:10 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

A List of New Years Resolutions for “Progressives”

Jared H. McAndersen
Saturday, 01 January 2011 10:00

I’ll likely be adding to this list :-)

Give more and be more charitable with other peoples money.

Find more legitimate reasons to have an abortion for convenience.

Watch what I eat, since Michelle Obama wont let me eat what I eat.

Quit smoking, the president needs them more than I do.

Support gay marriage by trying it out.

Work harder with others at building bridges over border fences.

Stop using the race card as a crutch

Rewrite the Constitution on Wikipedia.

Fight for a world with less A-bombs and more F-bombs.

Institute Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy on all one night stands.

Reduce toilet paper usage to one square, Joe Biden’s mouth needs them more than I do.

Build up a tolerance to the toxins in energy efficient lightbulbs.

Build up my vegan tolerance for the fake meat tofu.

Attend AA to kick the alcoholism caused by drinking games played during Biden speeches.

Become smarter than a 5th grader (or is it become more smarter?).

Try to see the inner beauty in everyone, or the outer beauty of Helen Thomas. (whatever ends up being easier)

Help make Al Gore even more rich so he can have a better chance at stopping global warming.

Stop letting the kids watch Joe Biden on TV and have them tune in to real cartoons.

Maintain balance with mother nature by reducing my carbon footprint by as much as Al Gore increases his.

Stock up on guns white flags...just in case.

Learn how to shoot the guns read an English to Chinese dictionary....just in case

Learn which direction Mecca is in...just in case.


2 posted on 01/02/2011 4:27:16 PM PST by IbJensen ("How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think"-A. Hitler)
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To: The Looking Spoon
(pronounced /ləˈgoʊsi/;
3 posted on 01/02/2011 4:27:52 PM PST by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: The Looking Spoon

ETMan

4 posted on 01/02/2011 4:37:22 PM PST by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)
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To: FrankR

What a vile creature!


5 posted on 01/02/2011 4:58:47 PM PST by Never2baCrat
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To: The Looking Spoon

that needs to be a red diaper.


6 posted on 01/02/2011 5:19:25 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Madame”? Is/Was she Speaker in the French parliament? No, she was not, and this is the United States. Here the CORRECT title is ‘Madam’. Got it? M-A-D-A-fecking-M


7 posted on 01/02/2011 5:35:34 PM PST by jla
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To: jla
from Wikipedia
...in English the word madame (with the e) can also be used euphemistically as a slang term for a prostitute. In the English Legal System, a female District Judge is addressed as madam and offence can be caused by using madame in this setting.

Does this help?

8 posted on 01/03/2011 12:14:27 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
Again, the correct usage in the United States of America is MADAM. (Madam Secretary, Madam President, Madam Speaker, etc.), Show me, genius, where any person accorded the term in this country is referred to as 'Madame'.

...and for your benefit, 'Wikipedia' is not, nor ever will be, a legitimate source to glean facts and knowledge.

9 posted on 01/03/2011 2:04:19 PM PST by jla
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To: jla

Holy crap, you need to lighten up. It’s all in jest. What’s wrong with you?


10 posted on 01/03/2011 6:55:34 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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