Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 01-04-11 (Pitt Portrays Himself as Clarence Darrow of Traffic Tickets)
Posted on 01/04/2011 5:36:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix
It's been at least 20 years since your humble correspondent paid a traffic ticket. Oh, I've gotten my share of tickets but I have gotten out of all of them one way or another. The best way to get out of a traffic ticket is NOT to get into the police officer's face am remain calm and POLITE. You just know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is exactly the kind of complete shmuck that gets into cops faces for a mere traffic infraction by the very exultant title of his THREAD, "Victory is ours, victory is ours, great day in the morning, victory is ours!" He acts like his "victory" ranks right up there with the Scopes Monkey Trial. Only in this case the Monkey is Pitt himself for getting so worked up by something that is so easy to win. The easiest way to "victory" is instead of robotically paying the traffic ticket like most people do, just show up for pre-trial which is how we do it here in Florida. That is what happened to me almost a year ago. I showed up at pre-trial, the judge read my name, I came forward, and the judge said, "Dismissed." Yeah, I could have made a show of over the top exultation as Pitt did but the judge also dismissed the cases of almost everyone that showed up. I guess Broward County isn't too crazy about actually going through the costs of actual traffic ticket trials. Such was probably the case in MA but Pitt acts like he was some sort of Clarence Darrow of traffic court. So let us now watch Pitt who never went beyond the Gofer intern stage in his family law firm exult in his great victory in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who once UNBELIEVABLY got off with mere warnings two days in a row simply by being POLITE to the cops, is in the [brackets]:
Victory is ours, victory is ours, great day in the morning, victory is ours!
[The Trust Fund legal "genius" who never succeeded beyond the Gofer Intern stage in his family law firm basks in his great legal "victory."]
Last October, my wife got a $200 ticket for failing to get out of an ambulance's way (in a traffic jam, next to a construction site). We argued it, I wrote my wife's argument script, and we went to court this morning AND WON.
["Your Honor, I am putting the SYSTEM on trial here!"]
F*ck you, Massachusetts, and f*ck you, assbag detail cop who gave out that bullshit ticket. My wife kicked ALL YOUR ASSES today. Victory is ours! Bring us the finest muffins in the land.
[Does anybody doubt that with that attitude that Pitt almost always gets into the traffic cops faces? Most of the time that he would probably only get a warning by remaining calm and polite but he probably almost always guarantees himself a traffic ticket with that crappy attitude. The attitude of a complete SHMUCK.]
Oh no, Will is going to be unbearable today. He want us to bring him the finest muffins and bagels in all the land...
[Let us allow the Trust Fund Gofer in his family law firm to bask in his idea of a great legal victory.]
Good catch. I am a plagiarist, after all.
[As Michael Moore and Douglas Adams from the grave now well know since Pitt recently STOLE the latter's quote.]
Well done, Will! Did the pr*ck show up? Hope so.
[SHEESH! What a JERK. When you go to trial the LAST thing you want is for the cop to show up. I got off a few tickets simply because the cop didn't show up as I HOPED.]
Justice feels good, doesn't it? I beat a ticket several years ago--cop said I (and another driver) ran a red light, but it was QUITE green--not even yellow. I remember the DA offering me plea deals to free up the docket. I refused both offers. He asked why and I looked him in the eye and said "Because I didn't do it." He couldn't wrap his mind around that for some reason. Now, it may have helped that I was hugely pregnant when I took the stand, but I don't care. :evilgrin: (Nah, the judge had his quite logical reason--the cop was perpendicular at the intersection and couldn't have seen the status of the light in my direction.)
[Yeah, that sure ranked right up there with the Sacco and Vanzetti of trials.]
Justice prevails! You taught that dumb assbag cop and bullshit ticket a real lesson here.
[Pitt taught that if you have warm blood flowing through your veins and bother to show up at a traffic hearing, you almost inevitably get off even if you have an incredibly crappy attitude such as what Pitt displayed.]
What’s the address for the blog?
“Atta boy Luthor!”
“Oh no, Will is going to be unbearable today.”
Whaddya mean “today”?!
Today I went into a local Walgreens to see if all the big Register Rewards stuff and other sale items were picked clean. They were. Do you have to do your couponing on Sundays mostly?
BTW, the only reason Mrs. Pittsy beat the rap is because the cop didn’t show or send someone in his place. I’ve gotten three tickets in the past year(two my fault) and fought the other.Here in MA, cop shows, you’re paying plain and simple...
I saw Omega Factor 3 ($10 RRs) at EVERY store I went to today. Ditto for Vicks ($10 RRs) and SalonPas Arthritis pads ($6 RRs). I don't need the latter but my mechanic did. Good idea to keep your mechanic happy when you have a big car job coming up.
Call him Ironyside!
Call him Fatlock!
Call him .. I’m running out of lawyer shows on the tip of my tongue....
Top 20! and link to the blog please!
lol. That’s a good one.
But W. Rivers Pitt, I’m also from Masachusetts and now i’m wondering, WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
Isn’t THAT what these ridiculous tickets are all about anyways?
I occasionally visit DU and happened to be there the day after Pitt was banned for arguing or something.
You would think a god had been eliminated.
Call him Fatlock!
Call him .. Im running out of lawyer shows on the tip of my tongue....
You are the KING of couponing!
Not to mention the DUke of the DUFU! :)
They will start paying you to go to their stores before long! LOL!
"Stand Up Next to a Traffic Ticket": 57 pages of speaking truth to power.
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i think we will both enjoy it.
The poor judge wanted to get out of there before it became Night Court.
Guess who's going to be on the lookout for the Pittmobile from now on.
Let him that is without sin cast the first scone.
Does anybody know how big the SECOND BIGGEST PING List is? Right now The Coupon Whisperer PING List has broken through a hundred PINGEES and may soon be #2 next to guess which PING List?
B!tch lied... if a light turns yellow, the perpendicular side turns yellow... if one side is green... the perpendicular side will be red. Unless I am missing something?
Pitt AGAIN casually dismisses the fact that someone caught him lifting a line without attribution! It seems he stole the "muffins" quote from an episode of "The West Wing."
I also get the feeling that Willie read our 12-27-10 DUFU, "Michael Moore quotes Proud Plagiarist Pitt!"
LOL! Attention Boston area police. Guess which IDIOT has been cursing you out online? Be on the lookout for the car of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. I am sure his info is in your DMV records.
Turn signal not working?
5 miles over the speed limit?
Going thru the yellow turning red light?
Changing lanes over a solid line?
Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign?
Yes, I am sure Pitt commits dozens of infractions every day. Not hard at all to give him a TICKET!
To a DUmmie, Bolshevik Red means GO!
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Top 10?? Yay!
Could you add me to the coupon blog ping please? Thanks!
I am really looking forward to these new threads, as will a lot more freepers i’m sure.
Sheesh—started this a while ago, had the feed the kids-originally I would have made the top ten if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!! ;-)
Doi, typing with a toddler in one arm—had TO feed the kids—
“also get the feeling that Willie read our 12-27-10 DUFU...”
Being the egotistic narcissist that W. RIVERS Pitt is i am sure he checks every day to see if his magnificent name is mentioned here.
Frank...I beg you not to highlight this over at the Conservative Cave. Please don't give your members the GREEN LIGHT to contact those police units with an E-MAIL link to Pitt's thread cursing out the traffic cop. That would be wrong. Soooooooooo wrong.
Paging franksolich! See my post above. Hee! Hee!
Say goodnight, Will.
oh thats a nice one
I can’t even begin to imagine how much (free) stuff you have in your house. Do you even have room for it all? You are going to have to open a small retail store and start selling stuff before the expiration dates roll around.
The police had me dead nuts and yet by just being normal and polite and having my Firefighter/EMT stuff in sight, I ended up with just a paper warning.
I think I told about 5 people total about this incident.
Shortly after buying my 1-ton, I was driving through a construction zone. The light turned yellow but I didn't think I had time to stop. The last heavy vehicle I had driven was a 5-ton military spec and I was still finding "the zone" with the new truck. A police officer pulled me over.
The road was still very busy, it was a multi lane divided highway that the city was widening and traffic came pretty close. I asked if we could move to a nearby parking lot for the officer's safety. At first he said it wasn't necessary, but then a car came pretty close to clipping him. I said, "Sir, I must insist we move to the parking lot for your safety."
After we relocated, he ran my documents and let me off.
I didn't "suck up" or "kiss ass" at any time. I was prepared to accept the ticket because I ran the red light. The officer likely responded with mercy when confronted with common sense and common courtesy.
The scum said, “...my wife got a $200 ticket for failing to get out of an ambulance’s way.”
If that ambulance was speeding to save your life, pitt, would you be so joyful about someone being in its way?
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I stockpile for no more than about 6 months in advance...4 months for most items so it really doesn’t take up much room. I mean how many BO sticks does it take to stockpile for 6 months? Maybe 5 big ones but I have probably 8. 4 months stockpile of body wash is maybe only 8 bottles. Ditto shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, etc.. Actually the big thing I need to get in a few days is Tide detergent. I will use $1 Tide coupons on 97 cent trial sizes at Target to score them FREE in the next few days.
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