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DUmmie FUnnies 01-04-11 (Pitt Portrays Himself as Clarence Darrow of Traffic Tickets)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 4, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/04/2011 5:36:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix

It's been at least 20 years since your humble correspondent paid a traffic ticket. Oh, I've gotten my share of tickets but I have gotten out of all of them one way or another. The best way to get out of a traffic ticket is NOT to get into the police officer's face am remain calm and POLITE. You just know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is exactly the kind of complete shmuck that gets into cops faces for a mere traffic infraction by the very exultant title of his THREAD, "Victory is ours, victory is ours, great day in the morning, victory is ours!" He acts like his "victory" ranks right up there with the Scopes Monkey Trial. Only in this case the Monkey is Pitt himself for getting so worked up by something that is so easy to win. The easiest way to "victory" is instead of robotically paying the traffic ticket like most people do, just show up for pre-trial which is how we do it here in Florida. That is what happened to me almost a year ago. I showed up at pre-trial, the judge read my name, I came forward, and the judge said, "Dismissed." Yeah, I could have made a show of over the top exultation as Pitt did but the judge also dismissed the cases of almost everyone that showed up. I guess Broward County isn't too crazy about actually going through the costs of actual traffic ticket trials. Such was probably the case in MA but Pitt acts like he was some sort of Clarence Darrow of traffic court. So let us now watch Pitt who never went beyond the Gofer intern stage in his family law firm exult in his great victory in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who once UNBELIEVABLY got off with mere warnings two days in a row simply by being POLITE to the cops, is in the [brackets]:

Victory is ours, victory is ours, great day in the morning, victory is ours!

[The Trust Fund legal "genius" who never succeeded beyond the Gofer Intern stage in his family law firm basks in his great legal "victory."]

Last October, my wife got a $200 ticket for failing to get out of an ambulance's way (in a traffic jam, next to a construction site). We argued it, I wrote my wife's argument script, and we went to court this morning AND WON.

["Your Honor, I am putting the SYSTEM on trial here!"]

F*ck you, Massachusetts, and f*ck you, assbag detail cop who gave out that bullshit ticket. My wife kicked ALL YOUR ASSES today. Victory is ours! Bring us the finest muffins in the land.

[Does anybody doubt that with that attitude that Pitt almost always gets into the traffic cops faces? Most of the time that he would probably only get a warning by remaining calm and polite but he probably almost always guarantees himself a traffic ticket with that crappy attitude. The attitude of a complete SHMUCK.]

Oh no, Will is going to be unbearable today. He want us to bring him the finest muffins and bagels in all the land...

[Let us allow the Trust Fund Gofer in his family law firm to bask in his idea of a great legal victory.]

Good catch. I am a plagiarist, after all.

[As Michael Moore and Douglas Adams from the grave now well know since Pitt recently STOLE the latter's quote.]

Well done, Will! Did the pr*ck show up? Hope so.

[SHEESH! What a JERK. When you go to trial the LAST thing you want is for the cop to show up. I got off a few tickets simply because the cop didn't show up as I HOPED.]

Justice feels good, doesn't it? I beat a ticket several years ago--cop said I (and another driver) ran a red light, but it was QUITE green--not even yellow. I remember the DA offering me plea deals to free up the docket. I refused both offers. He asked why and I looked him in the eye and said "Because I didn't do it." He couldn't wrap his mind around that for some reason. Now, it may have helped that I was hugely pregnant when I took the stand, but I don't care. :evilgrin: (Nah, the judge had his quite logical reason--the cop was perpendicular at the intersection and couldn't have seen the status of the light in my direction.)

[Yeah, that sure ranked right up there with the Sacco and Vanzetti of trials.]

Justice prevails! You taught that dumb assbag cop and bullshit ticket a real lesson here.

[Pitt taught that if you have warm blood flowing through your veins and bother to show up at a traffic hearing, you almost inevitably get off even if you have an incredibly crappy attitude such as what Pitt displayed.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; pitt; williamriverspitt; willpitt
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Well, I have a NEW blog called "The Coupon Whisperer" and, incredibly, in just a few days the Ping List EXPLODED to over a hundred. Actually I needed this blog to get my couponing stories out of my system so in the future, there will be fewer couponing stories here since they will be covered in The Coupon Whisperer. Therefore no need to relate here how in the past two days I scored about $600 worth of goodies including Omega 3 krill pills, cold medicines, DiGiorno Supreme pizzas, and a TON of other stuff for only about 20 bucks out of pocket.
1 posted on 01/04/2011 5:36:30 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/04/2011 5:39:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

In!


3 posted on 01/04/2011 5:40:08 PM PST by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: PJ-Comix

What’s the address for the blog?


4 posted on 01/04/2011 5:42:12 PM PST by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: PJ-Comix

“Atta boy Luthor!”


5 posted on 01/04/2011 5:46:54 PM PST by rockrr ("I said that I was scared of you!" - pokie the pretend cowboy)
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To: ConservativeMind
Pitt is listed in Wikipedia and probably provided all the content. The guy is a major loser/wackjob.
6 posted on 01/04/2011 5:49:13 PM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: PJ-Comix

“Oh no, Will is going to be unbearable today.”

Whaddya mean “today”?!


7 posted on 01/04/2011 5:50:02 PM PST by rockrr ("I said that I was scared of you!" - pokie the pretend cowboy)
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To: PJ-Comix

Today I went into a local Walgreens to see if all the big Register Rewards stuff and other sale items were picked clean. They were. Do you have to do your couponing on Sundays mostly?

BTW, the only reason Mrs. Pittsy beat the rap is because the cop didn’t show or send someone in his place. I’ve gotten three tickets in the past year(two my fault) and fought the other.Here in MA, cop shows, you’re paying plain and simple...


8 posted on 01/04/2011 5:53:26 PM PST by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: GQuagmire
Today I went into a local Walgreens to see if all the big Register Rewards stuff and other sale items were picked clean. They were. Do you have to do your couponing on Sundays mostly?

I saw Omega Factor 3 ($10 RRs) at EVERY store I went to today. Ditto for Vicks ($10 RRs) and SalonPas Arthritis pads ($6 RRs). I don't need the latter but my mechanic did. Good idea to keep your mechanic happy when you have a big car job coming up.

9 posted on 01/04/2011 5:58:39 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

Call him Ironyside!

Call him Fatlock!

Call him .. I’m running out of lawyer shows on the tip of my tongue....


10 posted on 01/04/2011 5:59:46 PM PST by GeronL (How DARE you have an opinion!!)
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To: GeronL

Pitty Mason?


11 posted on 01/04/2011 6:06:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Mears

bfl


12 posted on 01/04/2011 6:11:26 PM PST by Mears
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20! and link to the blog please!


13 posted on 01/04/2011 6:29:19 PM PST by Ballygrl
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To: PJ-Comix

lol. That’s a good one.


14 posted on 01/04/2011 6:33:47 PM PST by GeronL (How DARE you have an opinion!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

But W. Rivers Pitt, I’m also from Masachusetts and now i’m wondering, WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?

Isn’t THAT what these ridiculous tickets are all about anyways?
C’mon man....


15 posted on 01/04/2011 6:36:13 PM PST by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix

I occasionally visit DU and happened to be there the day after Pitt was banned for arguing or something.

You would think a god had been eliminated.

Total adulation-——pitiful.


16 posted on 01/04/2011 6:42:24 PM PST by Mears
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To: GeronL
Call him Ironyside!

Call him Fatlock!

Call him .. I’m running out of lawyer shows on the tip of my tongue....

Fairy Mason

17 posted on 01/04/2011 6:43:05 PM PST by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: PJ-Comix

You are the KING of couponing!

Not to mention the DUke of the DUFU! :)

They will start paying you to go to their stores before long! LOL!


18 posted on 01/04/2011 6:46:04 PM PST by LUV W (Whenever Obama wins (and humiliates us!), America loses. No compromises...take our country back!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wrote my wife's argument script. . . .

"Stand Up Next to a Traffic Ticket": 57 pages of speaking truth to power.

19 posted on 01/04/2011 6:51:59 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt fought the law and the law . . . gave up!)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, Could you add me to your “The Coupon Whisperer” Ping list?
Thanks.

I talk about your many coupon scores with my GF and she’s pretty impressed with your skills.
i think we will both enjoy it.


20 posted on 01/04/2011 6:52:52 PM PST by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix
we went to court this morning AND WON.

The poor judge wanted to get out of there before it became Night Court.

21 posted on 01/04/2011 6:53:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt fought the law and the law . . . gave up!)
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To: PJ-Comix
F*ck you, Massachusetts, and f*ck you, assbag detail cop who gave out that bullshit ticket. My wife kicked ALL YOUR ASSES today.

Guess who's going to be on the lookout for the Pittmobile from now on.

22 posted on 01/04/2011 6:56:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt fought the law and the law . . . gave up!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Victory is ours! Bring us the finest muffins in the land.

Let him that is without sin cast the first scone.

23 posted on 01/04/2011 6:57:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt fought the law and the law . . . gave up!)
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To: mowowie

Does anybody know how big the SECOND BIGGEST PING List is? Right now The Coupon Whisperer PING List has broken through a hundred PINGEES and may soon be #2 next to guess which PING List?


24 posted on 01/04/2011 7:00:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon


25 posted on 01/04/2011 7:01:05 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
“(Nah, the judge had his quite logical reason—the cop was perpendicular at the intersection and couldn't have seen the status of the light in my direction.)”

B!tch lied... if a light turns yellow, the perpendicular side turns yellow... if one side is green... the perpendicular side will be red. Unless I am missing something?

LLS

26 posted on 01/04/2011 7:03:05 PM PST by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Good catch. I am a plagiarist, after all.

Pitt AGAIN casually dismisses the fact that someone caught him lifting a line without attribution! It seems he stole the "muffins" quote from an episode of "The West Wing."

I also get the feeling that Willie read our 12-27-10 DUFU, "Michael Moore quotes Proud Plagiarist Pitt!"

27 posted on 01/04/2011 7:03:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt fought the law and the law . . . gave up!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Guess who's going to be on the lookout for the Pittmobile from now on.

LOL! Attention Boston area police. Guess which IDIOT has been cursing you out online? Be on the lookout for the car of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. I am sure his info is in your DMV records.

Turn signal not working?

TICKET!

5 miles over the speed limit?

TICKET!

Going thru the yellow turning red light?

TICKET!

Changing lanes over a solid line?

TICKET!

Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign?

TICKET!

Yes, I am sure Pitt commits dozens of infractions every day. Not hard at all to give him a TICKET!

28 posted on 01/04/2011 7:06:20 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
cop said I (and another driver) ran a red light. . . .

To a DUmmie, Bolshevik Red means GO!

29 posted on 01/04/2011 7:06:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt fought the law and the law . . . gave up!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Oh Man....
LOL


30 posted on 01/04/2011 7:08:13 PM PST by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix

Could you add me to the coupon blog ping please? Thanks!


31 posted on 01/04/2011 7:08:20 PM PST by pillut48 (Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
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To: Roscoe Karns

Thumbs up.


32 posted on 01/04/2011 7:08:43 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?? Yay!

Could you add me to the coupon blog ping please? Thanks!


33 posted on 01/04/2011 7:09:54 PM PST by pillut48 (Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks PJ.
I am really looking forward to these new threads, as will a lot more freepers i’m sure.


34 posted on 01/04/2011 7:10:33 PM PST by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix
Please add me to your Coupon Whisperer ping list, please!

Thank you!

35 posted on 01/04/2011 7:12:32 PM PST by oldteen
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Sheesh—started this a while ago, had the feed the kids-originally I would have made the top ten if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!! ;-)


36 posted on 01/04/2011 7:13:00 PM PST by pillut48 (Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
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To: pillut48

Doi, typing with a toddler in one arm—had TO feed the kids—


37 posted on 01/04/2011 7:15:37 PM PST by pillut48 (Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
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To: Charles Henrickson

“also get the feeling that Willie read our 12-27-10 DUFU...”

Being the egotistic narcissist that W. RIVERS Pitt is i am sure he checks every day to see if his magnificent name is mentioned here.


38 posted on 01/04/2011 7:16:47 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson; franksolich
It would be sooooo wrong if someone (or several people) were to forward this William Rivers Pitt DUmmie thread to the Boston (or Boston) area police. Remember, I am not encouraging anybody to E-MAIL Pitt's thread cursing out the cop DOING HIS DUTY to those Boston area police departments. They might not take kindly to his attitude and profile his car for TICKETING.

Frank...I beg you not to highlight this over at the Conservative Cave. Please don't give your members the GREEN LIGHT to contact those police units with an E-MAIL link to Pitt's thread cursing out the traffic cop. That would be wrong. Soooooooooo wrong.

39 posted on 01/04/2011 7:20:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: franksolich

Paging franksolich! See my post above. Hee! Hee!


40 posted on 01/04/2011 7:28:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: franksolich
A few years ago, the owner of the local Swap Shop here had a dispute with the off duty Broward Sheriffs Dept. officers who were doing security at the Swap Shop and he fired all of them. Days later, a Broward Sheriffs car pulled him over on the road, arrested him, and had him tossed in jail.

Say goodnight, Will.

41 posted on 01/04/2011 7:34:22 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: seowulf

oh thats a nice one


42 posted on 01/04/2011 7:37:29 PM PST by GeronL (How DARE you have an opinion!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can’t even begin to imagine how much (free) stuff you have in your house. Do you even have room for it all? You are going to have to open a small retail store and start selling stuff before the expiration dates roll around.


43 posted on 01/04/2011 8:35:24 PM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
Last spring, driving in Boston, in my Mercedes with PA plates for crying out loud, I went thru a 5 point intersection going stright from a left hand turning lane. On the other side of the intersection, unseen from where I started because it was on a hill, there was waiting 2 or 3 police cars and maybe 5 police motorcycles and they were pulling cars over left and right.

The police had me dead nuts and yet by just being normal and polite and having my Firefighter/EMT stuff in sight, I ended up with just a paper warning.

I think I told about 5 people total about this incident.

44 posted on 01/04/2011 8:40:49 PM PST by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: fatboy; PJ-Comix
The police had me dead nuts and yet by just being normal and polite and having my Firefighter/EMT stuff in sight, I ended up with just a paper warning.

Shortly after buying my 1-ton, I was driving through a construction zone. The light turned yellow but I didn't think I had time to stop. The last heavy vehicle I had driven was a 5-ton military spec and I was still finding "the zone" with the new truck. A police officer pulled me over.

The road was still very busy, it was a multi lane divided highway that the city was widening and traffic came pretty close. I asked if we could move to a nearby parking lot for the officer's safety. At first he said it wasn't necessary, but then a car came pretty close to clipping him. I said, "Sir, I must insist we move to the parking lot for your safety."

After we relocated, he ran my documents and let me off.

I didn't "suck up" or "kiss ass" at any time. I was prepared to accept the ticket because I ran the red light. The officer likely responded with mercy when confronted with common sense and common courtesy.

45 posted on 01/04/2011 10:25:18 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: PJ-Comix

The scum said, “...my wife got a $200 ticket for failing to get out of an ambulance’s way.”

If that ambulance was speeding to save your life, pitt, would you be so joyful about someone being in its way?


46 posted on 01/04/2011 10:29:24 PM PST by bannie (( ))
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping me, please (new coupon blog)


47 posted on 01/04/2011 11:43:43 PM PST by Purrcival (Proud to share my birthday with President Reagan)
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To: Ditter

I stockpile for no more than about 6 months in advance...4 months for most items so it really doesn’t take up much room. I mean how many BO sticks does it take to stockpile for 6 months? Maybe 5 big ones but I have probably 8. 4 months stockpile of body wash is maybe only 8 bottles. Ditto shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, etc.. Actually the big thing I need to get in a few days is Tide detergent. I will use $1 Tide coupons on 97 cent trial sizes at Target to score them FREE in the next few days.


48 posted on 01/05/2011 12:42:03 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to The Coupon Whisperer PING List

Thanks


49 posted on 01/05/2011 1:26:46 AM PST by hattend (The meaning of the 2010 election was rebuke, reject, and repeal. - Sarah Palin)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ,
I would like to give your couponing ping list a try. If you don’t mind, please add my handle. Thanks.
OC


50 posted on 01/05/2011 4:06:03 AM PST by OriginalChristian (Sarah Palin, America's Governor...)
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