Skip to comments.Gipper's Greatest Hits: Ronald Reagan Tells Soviet Jokes
Posted on 01/15/2011 6:38:35 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
A Soviet citizen went into KGB headquarters and reported he'd lost his parrot.
The KGB agent says "what are you bothering us for... why don't you report it to the local police?"
The guy says "I just want YOU to know that I don't agree with A WORD of what my parrot has to say..."
A guy's walking down the street, late in the evening in Moscow. A soldier calls out for him to halt and he starts running. So the soldier shot him.
The other soldier says "why'd you shoot him"
He says "curfew".
"Well, it isn't curfew yet!"
The soldier says "Yeah, I know... but he's a friend of mind, I know where he lives... he couldn't have made it"
Many/video of Reagan's Soviet jokes at Reaganite Republican
Have a great weekend, FReepers-
One of Ronnie’s favorites.
A soviet goes into a car dealership and orders a car.
The salesman says it will be delivered 3 yrs from then on April 13th.
The man says morning or afternoon?
The salesman says what difference does it make its 3 yrs from now?
The man says I need to know I have the plumber coming at 8:30 AM.
That is too funny lol, it’s on the compilation clip
> That is too funny
Except the joke is on US, now, thanks to Barry and his puppetmasters and useful idiots.
This is still one of my favorite all time Reagan quips
Sam: Does any of the blame for the recession rest with you?
Ron: Yes, because for many years, I was a Democrat.
A man goes to an underpaid ObamaCare doctor to discuss cardiac bypass surgery.
The doctor says it can be done April 13th, 3 years from now.
The man asks, "Will the surgery be morning or afternoon?"
The doctor asks, "What's the difference - it's three years from now?"
The man replies, "Because I have to renew my unemployment by 4pm on that date."
“”The doctor asks, “What’s the difference - it’s three years from now?”
The man replies, “Because I have to renew my unemployment by 4pm on that date.””
The doctor says, “how far do you live from the hospital?”
The man says “42 miles.”
The doctor says,”too bad your car only goes 40 miles on a single charge. Take the bus, they run on time.”
The best... no doubt lolol
This is vintage Reagan. Love it!!
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