President Says He Will Shift Economy into Overdrive

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 Jan 2011 | John Semmens

[lormand]

You can’t go from reverse to overdrive unless you want to kill the engine. How bout starting in 1st gear Hussein?

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

With all the massive number of people relying on Food Stamps, (double) (Credit Card account) this is the primary indicator that the economy is booming again.

That, and the certainty that they plan an additional 1.3 Trillion dollar “Stimulus”, and QE3, buying more of their own Treasury Bonds with worthless cash created out of thin air, this economy is headed for record recovery like never before seen in the entire Universe!

That would be because Obama told us to invent more “stuff” and build more “stuff”. If the Government can invent prosperity from accruing massive, mind boggling spending and debt, then so can we!

[Bridge_toofar]

You mean like inventing Socialized Healthcare which is a proven job killer in every country it is tried?
Like the 6 month wait to get a routine colonoscopy in Canada?

Or the “invention” of adding half a million more government workers in your 1st 2 years? Oh yes, more overhead for the productive workers n private sectors is your invention alright.

Mr. Obama, you do not know how to create real jobs if they hit you in the face.

[MsLady]

Oh good, more goodies for the bad businesses. Wonder if this will create 10 jobs for maybe a million each? Will unemployment now reach 12% instead of the 9.? it’s at right now? Maybe he should just get the heck out of the way along with BIG government and watch the American people do their thing.

[lentulusgracchus]

Good satire -- took a while for me to realize the quotes weren't real. They're so stupid they actually sound like him.

Mr. Command Economy takes charge. What's our first Five-Year Plan, Comrade?

Obama speaks, and balloons rise as if by magic, inspired by his oratory and inflated with his hot air.

[TLI]

22 to 1, outstanding!

[ReverendJames]

He’s finally putting batteries in his laser like focus????

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Obama knows nothing about business. Either that or he is intentionally destroying the country.

I was in a discussion with some distraught business folks yesterday and that was where the discussion drew to a conclusion.

And then one fellow added, "a murderer doesn't really need a physician's knowledge of a body to kill any more than Obama needs to understand Western capitalism. He isn't trying to save it...just destroy it."

It seems Obama fits the bill perfectly. Like his Muslim brothers, he hates America. And like Al Queda, he is doing something about it.

What is odd is that more Americans haven't accepted the truth about what he is doing. I think the reason for that is that he is destroying on such a grand scale, it is just impossible for people to digest.

That's why Obama calls it "audacity."

[ataDude]

He wouldn’t know what a laser or battery is if it hit him in the face... unless it was for some social redistribution program.

[Rappini]

Old Barry Soetoro has got most of those bleeding heart liberals and rinos thinking he is going to move to the center.That would be in violation of his chicom agenda. I refuse to watch the SOTU because I ran out of Pepsid.

[Rappini]

Old Barry Soetoro has got most of those bleeding heart liberals and rinos thinking he is going to move to the center.That would be in violation of his chicom agenda. I refuse to watch the SOTU because I ran out of Pepsid.

[OriginalChristian]

He’ll have to get it into 1st gear first, and with him at the helm, that ain’t happenin any time soon...

[MtnClimber]

1. Start engine with help from car czar.

2. Go through the gears with help with numbers from safe school czar.

3. Full speed with Zer0 steering toward the edge of the cliff.

[painter]

“For an economy to grow we need to build and invent stuff,” the president observed. “I’m not quite sure on what it takes to get stuff invented and built, but my Administration has been working hard to try to put together the right mix of bailouts, subsidies, and tax increases to do the trick.”

The ignorance of this man knows no bounds!

[painter]

“For an economy to grow we need to build and invent stuff,” the president observed. “I’m not quite sure on what it takes to get stuff invented and built, but my Administration has been working hard to try to put together the right mix of bailouts, subsidies, and tax increases to do the trick.”

The ignorance of this man knows no bounds!

[glennaro]

I just hope the leadership of the Stupid Party sees through this charade. Forgive me, but I have my doubts.

[jennings2004]

And alternate meanings for “executive orders” are.....

[jennings2004]

But now he has GE on his team...can’t go wrong with that sort of merger according to Adolph...

[3niner]

He’s already been destroying it at an unprecedented rate.

[3niner]

Kind of hard to do when vehicle that drives the economy has four flat tires and no spare.

His solution will be to remove the drive shaft.