Dennis Kucinich Shows Everyone How Courage Is Done

The Looking Spoon ^ | 1-27-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

This is the banner for Dennis Kucinich's website (click on it if you can't read the bottom).

America's most COURAGEOUS congresman! Wow. I wish there was a pageant so he could wear the sash he probably made for himself. Look at how he looks "forward" from right to the left like we live in an Asian culture. Then again being "progressive" requires backward thinking, so I guess he has that right.

If his wife were in congress is it safe to say she would be America's most courageous congresswoman? She would, after all, have to admit to being Mrs. Kucinich.

So what does a profile in courage look like for America's most courageous congressman?

...apparently he was no match for a sandwich wrap he bought at one of the cafeterias on Capitol Hill.

The Ohio Democrat filed a legal complaint Wednesday in D.C. Superior Court, spelling out the case in chilling detail: The wrap was "unwholesome and unfit for human consumption, in that it was represented to contain pitted olives, yet unknown to plaintiff contained an unpitted olive."...

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How about that? The man who once wanted to be president (and may run again if the mothership doesn't come to collect him) got fragged by an olive pit!

If only he won the presidency....and Reagan were still alive. They could trade stories about their war wounds. The people who voted for Dennis would be SO proud.

What is he suing for? Does he want restaurants to run food through the TSA naked scanners before serving it to him?

Democrats wonder why people know they're weak on national security. Its because they wet themselves over a seed in a sandwich so much that it causes "suffering and loss of enjoyment." It's a wonder that al Qaeda doesn't openly endorse the party...or at least employ reverse psychology and tell us to vote Republican.

Being that liberals are characteristically miserable people as it is (before liberals get mad, stamp their feet and access their dictionary to spell check "racist" and "bigot" --->they should know that it's based on their say so <---), I don't know what enjoyment is lost for the most liberal of congressmen other an injured mouth would prevent hearing himself talk.

Or maybe living in constant hope that people will stop saying he's related to Gollum. Could you imagine if the birthers got all lathered up about a president who may have been born in Middle Earth?

Good luck to you Dennis, don't forget to wear your big boy diapers when you go to court.

[dragonblustar]

Dennis “Tooth Cracker” Kucinich

[bobby.223]

Ha!! Good one!

[Farmer Dean]

I always knew he was a loon,watched his antics as Cleveland’s mayor.But this olive pit thing really takes the cake.

[samtheman]

What a Loser.

[SoldierDad]

Dennis Cookoocinich - completely off his rocker!!

[shibumi]

It was supposed to be dessert.

He got an "Olive Tort!"

(Rip! Snort! Snert! Guffaw! Chuckle! ..... heh, heh, heh?)

[240B]

I heard they’re calling “Mr. Pits” on the hill. As in “They call me Mr. Pits”. Some have given him a book by Erma Bombeck. LoL

Even his own colleagues think he is being an ass and a pussy.

This gross stupidity could spell the end for Spock next election.

A Very dumb move! LoL

[Joe 6-pack]

[Bullish]

It should say “America’s most egregious poop stain”

[USMCPOP]

He ought to try Skinner’s Raisin Bran. My Dad said the raisins were as hard as pea gravel.

[Onelifetogive]

America's most COURAGEOUS congresman!

This is similar to Michael Scott's "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug (that he bought for himself.)

[Onelifetogive]

Dennis Kucinich - America’s Most Chipped-Toothed Congressman!

[Retain Mike]

What an interesting juxtaposition. As I opened this post I was reading one of the first books written about the Marine landing on Tarawa. The author was a civilian war correspondent named Robert Sherrod, who landed with the fifth wave on Tarawa. Not really a wave anymore because the boats could not get over the reef. The fifth wave turned out to be he and fifteen Marines who were taken to a point 700 yards from the beach by an amtrac (armored amphibious tractor that could climb over the reef) and told to wade the rest of the way.

“No sooner had we hit the water than the Jap machine guns really opened on us. There must have been five or six of these machine-guns concentrating their fire on us – there was no nearer target in the water at the time – which meant several hundred bullets per man. I don’t believe there was one of the fifteen who wouldn’t have sold his chances for an additional twenty-five dollars added to his life-insurance policy. It was painfully slow, wading in such deep water. And we had seven hundred yards to walk slowly into that machine-gun fire, looming into larger targets as we rose onto higher ground. I was scared, as I had never been scared before. But my head was clear. I was extremely alert, as though my brain were dictating that I live these last minutes for all they were worth.”

[shibumi]

Don't worry Little Denny. Momma K. will make it all better.

[TheOldLady]

Is he holding the flag of Tajikistan? Or Mexico?

[The Looking Spoon]

That’s incredible...and it really highlights what wusses to many of us have become.

In Kucinich’s case, I guess since he looks the part he probably feels some level of obligation.

[Retain Mike]

My dad began taking me to golf with him when I was 10. On Saturday and Sunday morning we played with so many WW II vets. I remember Harold Taylor was the first person I saw using a golf cart. I found out his health was permanently ruined in New Guinea leading a brigade of the 41th infantry during McArthur’s initial offensive against the Japanese. On the first tee I might see Ken Jernstedt who was one of the Flying Tigers. I commented one time about Phil Plumo (sp) being a good golfer, but he sure had a funny backswing. I found out Phil served with the 1st infantry division in North Africa and Sicily, but got so crippled up in Sicily he was mustered out. Later on I got a job at the country club and helped out in the kitchen sometimes. You have to move fast in a commercial kitchen, but this guy who was the chef limped about. I found out he was one of the Rangers that scaled Point De Hoc on D-Day. These are just a few stories I quickly remember. My turn came with Vietnam, but I had a very easy time in comparison. I admired these men so much.