Skip to comments.FEMA children's video feature UFOs and mega-quake prep
Posted on 01/29/2011 7:36:12 AM PST by The Comedian
Just *weird*: Video blog about an Illinois government video production featuring UFO aliens saving kids from earthquakes:
And heres the actual game/whatever:
thanks. We live in Alice in Wonderland these days
Just copy and paste the cleartext URL. Something weird happened when I made the hyperlink.
Well, sorta kinda.
I’m a little concerned at the moment. My moat is froze solid, and do you have any idea how long it takes to hand sew a hot air balloon?
The idea of UFOs “saving” me is terrifying.
I think they are just zombies with super good technology.
OK kid, the next seven items for the bug out box are:
1) 12 gauge 00 shells
2) .45 ammo
3) 9 mm ammo
4) 7.62 ammo
5) 223 ammo
Technologically advanced zombies, homeless people with iPhones.
You're scared? Imagine how the COWS feel!
I am going to try this again. Anyone that interested in downloading my Preparedness Manual can do so at:
That makes sense cause those people over at apple are zombies, too.
They have lots of children zombied out.
I did hear, though, that their new iPod touch for children was scrapped.
The iTouchKids really had people running for their flamethrowers...
Considering Steve Jobs is almost dead, you may have a point.
I am sure the iTouchKids would be be a big hit at the White House. It’s release would even maybe even get a Czar appointed to handle iTouchKids issues. ;-)
Michael Jackson (as a zombie, who could tell???)
Or... Jobs Zombie
Homeland inSecurity is rolling in our dough.
10) Beef jerky
Screw posting, making this list makes me want to go hunting...
Maybe FEMA should do something featuring Elvis saving kids with his UFO. Even though he was a zombie when he left, I think that parents (and grandparents) knowing Elvis was saving their kids when things were all shook up would be a real comfort.
Thanks for the ping.
There is a new video about FEMA - Notice the RFI for a new items and in the video he says that people are being contacted by FEMA to update the flood and earthquake insurance by Feb. 4.
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It is, literally, what an alien who had no understanding of what prepping is about, would come up with as prepping advice.
"Make sure to have spare shoe laces stored in your freezer"
Reminds me of those creepy Michelle moments when she spilled details of her unnerving childhood, setting up a doll house with all the furniture lined up against the wall because "she didn't know what a regular house looked like inside".
They Live. We Sleep.
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