Al Gore Praises Malawi Government’s New Anti-Farting Move

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 29 Jan 2011 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Former US Vice-President and environmental expert Al Gore praised the Malawi Government’s recent move to outlaw public farting. Under new rules promulgated by the Malawi Government, local courts would have the authority to mete out “appropriate punishments” for the “most obnoxious offenders.”

“While I must congratulate them on taking a step that will help lower greenhouse gas emissions, I’m sorry to see them pass up the opportunity to make a more meaningful contribution,” Gore said. “While I have managed to avoid personal emissions of methane gases for the last ten years, we must realize that not everyone has as much self control. That’s why I’ve contacted the Malawi Government and recommended they take a ‘cap-and-trade’ approach. My investment company has the expertise to help them set up a system that could be very profitable for the Government and very effective for reducing this very potent greenhouse gas.”

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[MarineBrat]

[Farmer Dean]

One more place that I won’t be visiting....

[cripplecreek]

[Emperor Palpatine]

"Gore said. “While I have managed to avoid personal emissions of methane gases for the last ten years, we must realize that not everyone has as much self control."



No wonder he's gotten so damn fat.

[rj45mis]

John,

I’ve been expecting you for awhile now. :)

[Tax Government]

Gore & Co. are working to develop a personal fart-gate(r), a small space-time warping gadget one may hold over the rear end when gases are to be released, to direct the gas into parallel universe with a carbon deficit.

[Navy Patriot]

I suppose it’s easier than banning open flames. :)

[MarineBrat]

A little Gimping of our two photos... :)

[Tucker39]

This explains a lot! Gore’s not only an idiot hypocrite fraud, he’s admitted that he’s ANAL RETINTIVE, too! Just blurted it out! And as Grandad used to say, “Nobody ever blurts out a lie! If they blurt something out; it’s the truth!”

[rockinqsranch]

Chuckle

[T Baden]

I think that the former vice-president has simply re-directed his emission of gas from the anal to the oral cavity. When he speaks, the gas flies forth.

[ViLaLuz]

It should also be against the law to threaten flatulence. Zero tolerance!

[rockinqsranch]

The discussion reminds me of an episode of “Pinky and the Brain” I happened upon one day flicking channels in the latter 1990’s in which Al Gore was portrayed as a gas filled balloon that all of a sudden developed a large leak, and began flying about the screen. It had the appropriate sound effects to go with the visual imagery.

I laughed so hard. I’ll always associate that memory with Al Gore.

[KarlInOhio]

Is "he who smelt it, dealt it" part of the rules of evidence in Malawi's courts?

[KarlInOhio]

The discussion reminds me of an episode of “Pinky and the Brain” I happened upon one day flicking channels in the latter 1990’s in which Al Gore was portrayed as a gas filled balloon that all of a sudden developed a large leak, and began flying about the screen.

Brainy the Pooh & Pinklet Meet Algore & Bee Arthur

Thanks for pointing that out. I didn't watch Pinky & the Brain much, but the episodes I saw did have some pretty wicked writing. How many kids' shows have quotes like "Look, Brain, the reindeer are inviting the elves to a party at Donner's house." "Hm, for some reason, the idea of joining the Donner party is unappealing."?

[Vendome]

That’s a gas...

[SoldierDad]

The man-bear-pig is full of Chit!!

[Caipirabob]

OH man, you got me on this - lol!