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Dennis Kucinich Announces Bid to Run for President…of Egypt
David Horowitz's NewsReal Blog ^ | February 7, 2011 | Fingers Malloy

Posted on 02/08/2011 4:08:41 AM PST by Walter Scott Hudson

In an announcement that shocked political pundits from Cleveland to Cairo, Rep. Dennis Kucinich threw his hat into the ring in a bid to become the new President of Egypt. At a press conference underneath a rainbow near a pot of gold--Kucinich made the case for his campaign:

Look, I want to be the president of something. I ran for President of the United States, of the Dustin Diamond fan club and of our fantasy football league. I lost every race.

But this time I have an ace in the hole. Howard Dean agreed to be my running mate. Once we win this election and I am the Egyptian President, people will look to Egypt as the Cleveland of the Middle East.

During an emotional pitch at a press conference inside a Stuckey's restaurant in Dayton Ohio, Howard Dean pulled no punches:
Dennis and I are not only going to Suez, Tom Harkin. We're going to Taba and Luxor and Aswan and Girga. Then we are going to Helwan and Port Said and up the Nile to Cairo, to take back the Abdeen Palace...Yeah!!!
Kucinich went on to say that he is going to run on his pet issue--bringing the Fairness Doctrine to Egypt (note to Rachel Maddow, this is satire).
Right-wing talk radio dominates the airwaves in Cairo. It is filled with bile and it is the reason that there are riots in the streets. It must be balanced.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: denniskucinich; egypt; howarddean; rachelmaddow

1 posted on 02/08/2011 4:08:44 AM PST by Walter Scott Hudson
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To: Walter Scott Hudson

Hope he checked with Mrs. Kucinich’s a pity to waste that eye candy under a burka.

2 posted on 02/08/2011 4:30:52 AM PST by spokeshave (WTF....the only thing 0bambi's investments will get us is a bullet train to bankruptcy.)
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To: spokeshave

Well, if for some reason she doesn’t want to go, she’s welcome to stay with me.


3 posted on 02/08/2011 5:06:37 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Walter Scott Hudson
There are plenty of people and things to choose from when compiling a list of what's "Most Embarrassing" about Cleveland. The recent sports histories of the Cavs, the Browns, and the Indians certainly come to mind. The (formerly) inflammable Cuyahoga River, mayors of the city whose hair (also) caught fire or proposed "Adopt a Trash Can" as a revenue generator, and so much more have for most of my lifetime made what passes for my hometown a guaranteed laugh punchline for three generations of comedians.

But Dennis, you are without doubt the biggest embarrassment for a city that lacks for nothing in creating hilarity and incredulity in the rest of America.

4 posted on 02/08/2011 6:31:33 AM PST by katana
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