Posted on 02/23/2011 12:22:05 PM PST by Reaganite Republican
Emo was a strange comic who once in a while had a good zinger.
The worst comic in my book was George Carlin in his later years. Came across as another pissed off angry atheist who thought that if you cursed enough during your routine the audience would overlook your lack of funny material.
lol!
I went straight to YouTube from this post.
Emo ping
When Emo was going to move out of his parents home,His Dad says,”I’m going to miss you.”
Emo says,”I know you are Dad,I tampered with the sights on your rifle.”
“When I was a little boy, my parents moved the family to a new state...I didn’t find them again until 2 yrs later, when I was 6”
“When I was a little boy, I remember we used to have a cat, and this cat had a litter of kittens, and my father put them into a sack and took them down to the lake. I cried and cried - because I couldn’t make them skip”
I know this is an older thread, but I heard an Emo clip yesterday that was perfect for FR:
I took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating. I thought, Weve never had a democrat in the family before. ~ Emo Philips
Emo is hilarious, I still get constant traffic on the RR post this thread is linked too... nobody forgot him.
I might have to post that Emo Democrat joke on my site too sometime lol
Thx Kidd
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