Skip to comments.Gay Sensitivity Training for Units in Combat?
Posted on 02/25/2011 11:58:59 AM PST by Bumpus2
Combat troops to get gay sensitivity trainingThe Washington Times, Feb. 25
From: Commander U.S. Forces, Afghanistan
To: All Officers
Re: Homosexual Sensitivity training
As everyone by now knows, the president has signed the order rescinding Defense Directive 1304.26 Dont Ask, Dont Tell. As the DOD implements this policy change, all U.S. forces in every theater must receive integration training, otherwise known as sensitivity training.
This training will be immediately and will include every unit in this theater, including combat units, wherever they are operating.
(Excerpt) Read more at threefingersofpolitics.com ...
You mean, like "Don't shoot them in the butt"?
Thank you, thank you .... I'll be here all week. Please remember to tip your waitresses and bartender; they work hard to serve you.
Sudden spike in ‘training accidents’ in 5, 4, 3,...
The military has become a massive social experiment. It is a joke.
Find someone who has been in an combat unit,, in a combat zone. It’s an effort to keep up morale, physical health, and to keep basic survival skills sharp. Nobody has a minute to spare for this bullshit. This is giving those grunts the finger. All they’ll do is realize that their country thinks this is their most important need. Disgusting,,, obama needs to be removed from office.
The “happy”s need to be sensitized to keeping it to themselves. Nobody really cares. Really.
This is satire. Click the link.
As someone who is Active Army, who have no idea just how gay (as in happy, of course) these classes are going to be.
my previous post: who = you
this story may be satire, but we are already getting warnings of training/classes that are working their way down the line
“this story may be satire, but we are already getting warnings of training/classes that are working their way down the line”
Been through it. You’ll pardon (or laugh openly at) the pun, but it sucks.
The training should consist of “if they behave themselves, leave them alone, if not treat them as any other miscreant in your unit”.
Yeah, no distractions for our combat troops...
When we see a spike in combat deaths over the next month, blame the sodomite in the White House.
Possible manual for new Rules of Homosexual engagement( let's HOPE not) Manual in
New tolerance rules for all armed Forces Personnel for this day Feruary 25th, 2011 and henceforth, heretofore and wherewithall and such and that for the homosexual men and women that will be joining our wonderful new savagely and beastly OBAMA love sac military.
* Note, all love sack partners will be able to share bunks even on navy ships and fightin holes and have this time for relaxing, sleeping and a bunk hump when the need arises. Holding hands optional henceforth and forthwith and such and so. Please be tolerant of the grunts and groans, moans and squeels. YOU COULD BE NEXT!*
1) Don't pack your charges and don't fudge the pack
2) All dog tags will now be in three colors:
a: silver tags, for heterosexual male and females
b: pink for the Lesbian, or catcher, you know the queer on the receiving end.
c: Brown for the one wearing the d***o pants or the *ahem* donater to the dominant ...skip this
For tolerance some might want another color dog tag. Oh and since dog refers to a dog, some homosexuals may take offense so they can call there's kitie cat tags, or for the more masochistic will be able to wear a spike black leather collar, silver spikes optional.
2) All homosexual men and women are not necessarily "gay." Some are happy,some are just mean old brutes and some like to wear rainbows and swish about. If theses types wish to wear a slightly flambouyant uniform please have them walk point.
3) HIV testing will commence on battlefield before blood and body contact with medic. Please wait before touching( universal precautions for blood and body contact a all times for all infantry). ABSOLUTELY no medic or ANY soldier for that matter will touch possibly tainted blood until tests return from the lab in no less than seven days, no more than 30 days. Just leave them there and toss an MRE at 'em but DO NOT TOUCH unless gloved, burn all items after contact. There will be hazmat pink buckets laid out before hand in designated areas even black ops...don't ask me how this will work.
* addendumb for above: All helicopters for possible designees of possible HIV will be separate so as not to have blood and body fluids mixed in same helo. New HIV tolerant and complliant helos will be marked with rainbows and pink balloons, ya can't miss the diffeerence.*
4) All medics will have mandatory HIV testing daily if in contact with blood and bodily fluids.
5) All presonnel will call the effete homosexual Mrs if married, or Ms, or Ma'am as required for tolerance toward the senitive gender queen.
6) If the effete male has problems with bootcamp he, I mean miss I mean Mrs will be allowed time outs to have an emotional moment.
7) If effete homosexual is too effete then the womens boot camp might be more efficient to get through boot camp. Please note to all drill sarges, no more in your face yelling and if he, I mean the Missus lip locks on you try to go softly on this poor soul. If the women kick the effete Missus ars# well, be careful because there could be discharge, I mean the missus may be discharged, heck,uum nevermind on that also. You'll be notified through their ACLU lawyers probably at a later date should this happen.( Crimeny sakes who wrote this manual?)
8) Sadistic homosexual men must not be allowed too close to dental tools, knives or other arsenal that goes bang. When in combat with this gentleman and the battle gets hot and heavy, point sadistic homo to enemy give him the satchel and say ,"CHARGE!" Please remember to duck and keep in mind universal precautions! If he says "follow me," don't be duped.
Yee gads. How will this work? This is gonna be amazingly weird
Hope they give this training to al qaeda.
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