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Wisconsin Democrats Face Hardships as Refugees
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 26 February 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/26/2011 5:14:55 PM PST by John Semmens

The 14 Democratic senators who fled Wisconsin rather than vote on Republican Governor Scott Walker’s budget measure are suffering unforeseen hardship while hiding out in the People’s Republic of Illinois.

“We thought we’d be feted here, what with Rahm Emanuel being the new mayor of Chicago,” said Senator Jon Erpenbach (D-Middleton). “I mean aren’t we the vanguard of the struggle against fascism? Hasn’t the President praised our strategy? Yet, we find ourselves lonely and ignored.”

One of the chief gripes is “we have to pay for everything—food, shelter, entertainment, you name it—out of our own pockets,” Erpenbach complained. “And our paychecks have been stopped. The Governor says if we want to get paid we’ll have to come back to work. What is he, some sort of dictator?”

Senator Fred Risser (D-Madison) said he may be “forced to move to a lower class hotel like Holiday Inn if this goes on much longer. What the Governor has made us go through is criminal. Walker ought to be ashamed.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/02/26/president-and-treasury-secretary-downplay-mid-east-strife-hail-invention/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; stupid; wasteoftime; wisconsin
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1 posted on 02/26/2011 5:14:59 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Snort.


2 posted on 02/26/2011 5:16:46 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: John Semmens

Life is a bitch hey guys? Guess you’ll have to go back to get some gelt and then...


3 posted on 02/26/2011 5:20:07 PM PST by crz
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To: John Semmens

Tell me it’s not sarcasm, right? Right?


4 posted on 02/26/2011 5:20:11 PM PST by ReverendJames (Only A Painter Or A Liberal Can Change Black To White.)
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To: John Semmens
"The Governor says if we want to get paid we’ll have to come back to work. What is he, some sort of dictator?”

Yeah, Hitler times two actually. That's why the world is still pissed at Hitler, that Nazi wouldn't give paychecks to those that didn't show up to work.

5 posted on 02/26/2011 5:20:11 PM PST by mewykwistmas
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To: John Semmens
"One of the chief gripes is “we have to pay for everything—food, shelter, entertainment, you name it—out of our own pockets,” Erpenbach complained."

Duh! I do that every day!

6 posted on 02/26/2011 5:23:09 PM PST by Dacus943
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To: mewykwistmas

But they did give free accommodations to people who were forced to.


7 posted on 02/26/2011 5:23:09 PM PST by wally_bert (It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
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To: John Semmens

I would bet in one way or another that the unions are picking up the tab for every one of them.


8 posted on 02/26/2011 5:25:47 PM PST by oldenuff2no (Rangers lead the way...... Delta, the original European home land security)
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To: John Semmens

Hey, ping me to these important revelations. (I’m old scool buddy)


9 posted on 02/26/2011 5:27:48 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: John Semmens; Elsie
Is that what's troublin you brother?
10 posted on 02/26/2011 5:29:22 PM PST by Utah Binger (Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
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To: John Semmens

I should care?


11 posted on 02/26/2011 5:31:31 PM PST by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now, and in the future)
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To: John Semmens

Good one John.


12 posted on 02/26/2011 5:37:43 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL!


13 posted on 02/26/2011 5:40:27 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: John Semmens

HaH. Brilliant.


14 posted on 02/26/2011 5:41:57 PM PST by MaxMax
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“forced to move to a lower class hotel like Holiday Inn”

If this elite SOB thinks Holiday Inn is low class, wait till he downgrades to Relax Inn, Knights Inn or America’s Best Value Inn. He will come running home to his bed in WI.


15 posted on 02/26/2011 5:42:14 PM PST by tennmountainman
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To: John Semmens

Fred Risser is about the biggest tool of the bunch, but far from the sharpest


16 posted on 02/26/2011 5:43:20 PM PST by bigbob
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17 posted on 02/26/2011 6:21:47 PM PST by InterceptPoint
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Hysterical! Love it.


18 posted on 02/26/2011 6:24:38 PM PST by WashingtonSource
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Hey John, I thought those Democrats were in hotels that rent rooms by the hour?


19 posted on 02/26/2011 7:24:51 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: rockinqsranch

I think that from now on the correct reply is ‘Noob’.


20 posted on 02/26/2011 7:39:20 PM PST by ebshumidors ( Marksmanship and YOUR heritage http://www.appleseedinfo.org)
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