My favorite kind of traffic jam is when a moron cop decides to pull somebody over on the shoulder during rush hour. The resulting miles long back up, the slamming on of brakes and the ensuing traffic accidents caused by this hero of the people keeping us safe is pathetic....
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You know you want to defend the cop and blame it on the speeder.
Oh, and all you rubber neckers who have apparently never seen flashing lights on top of car, quit looking, smash the long pedal on the right and move on out. You sheeple don’t need to look! Same goes for accidents on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY slowing down opposite and otherwise unaffected traffic.
How about when you're in the fast inside lane, moving along at a nice clip. Then some loser moron slides in right in front of you, slowing down the entire fast lane. This dipwad keeps watching you in his rear view mirror but will not speed up (sometimes they even motion for you to back off).
Then, suddenly there is a break in the lane to your right, you move over & speed up to get around this fool. Now, the @$$hole matches your speed so you can't get ahead of them.
How about when the cop car is on the side of the road with lights flashing with nobody pulled over!
Happens around here all the time.
“My favorite kind of traffic jam is when a moron cop decides to pull somebody over on the shoulder during rush hour. “
Great point. I just saw that happen yesterday morning.
People were having to slow down suddenly and change lanes. The amount of danger that the officer caused should have cost him several traffic citations.
A-FREAKING-MEN!!!! I am absolutely THRILLED that at least ONE other human being on this rock actually might have "common courtesy" while driving...I thought there were no others like myself...;-)