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Senators’ Bid to Force Governor to Accept High-Speed Rail Money Fails
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 5 March 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/05/2011 6:29:01 PM PST by John Semmens

The effort of State Senator Thad Altman (R) and Arthenia Joyner (D) to have the court compel Governor Rick Scott (R) to accept $2.4 billion in federal money for the construction of high-speed rail in the state was unanimously rejected when the Florida Supreme Court ruled that “by both federal and state law, the Governor is authorized to make this decision.”

Senator Altman called the decision “devastating for the State of Florida. Perhaps the Governor is within his legal rights to reject this money, but the consequences will be felt by every person in the state. Even if the Governor is right about future operating losses, we shouldn’t pass up the money that can be made just by building it.”

The Governor rejection of the federal aid cited the state’s fiscal difficulties as his rationale. “The $2.4 billion is only a minor part of the estimated $11 billion total construction cost,” Scott recounted. “On top of that there would be annual operating deficits of $100 million or more. This financial albatross around the state’s neck is not what we need during these difficult economic times.”

Senator Joyner disagreed with the Governor’s take. “Constructing this rail line would mean jobs for Floridians right now, when we most need them,” Joyner alleged. “The state could’ve borrowed its share of the matching funds required. How to pay back this money along with covering the operating losses is a decision that could’ve been deferred to a future and, hopefully, more prosperous time.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; deficits; florida; satire; stupid; subsidy; waste; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 03/05/2011 6:29:03 PM PST by John Semmens
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“Constructing this rail line would mean jobs for Floridians right now, when we most need them,” Joyner alleged. “The state could’ve borrowed its share of the matching funds required. How to pay back this money along with covering the operating losses is a decision that could’ve been deferred to a future and, hopefully, more prosperous time.”

Sure you dumb idiot!
Its kinda like the phone company giving you a $400 rebate check to switch and only to find out in your next bill that they were charging you at least twice what you were paying before, but only now you are stuck in a LONG CONTRACT and have to pay a huge penalty to get outta it!!

2 posted on 03/05/2011 6:42:01 PM PST by prophetic (0Bama = 1 illegal president = 32 illegal, unconstitutional & unnecessary CZARS to do his job!!)
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To: prophetic; John Semmens

**snicker snicker**


3 posted on 03/05/2011 6:45:10 PM PST by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you gotta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: prophetic
" Just LET ME SHOOT the junk NOW! I can quit the Heroin later. When It's warmer. Honest. ....."
4 posted on 03/05/2011 6:52:34 PM PST by Leisler (Our debts are someone's profit. Follow the money, the vig.....)
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Yeah a Train Tampa to Orlando Brilliant\s How about the 2.4 Billion to drill for Oil?


5 posted on 03/05/2011 7:18:48 PM PST by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
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Good one John.


6 posted on 03/05/2011 8:06:40 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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7 posted on 03/05/2011 8:09:23 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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Wish we had Rick Scott in VA.


8 posted on 03/05/2011 8:11:35 PM PST by wolfman23601
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To: John Semmens
from another article:
“If burglars know which homes are firearm-free they won’t need to bring guns to defend themselves. Property transfers could be accomplished with less threat of bloodshed. This is a big plus in my mind.”

Pure genius.

9 posted on 03/05/2011 8:13:41 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; A message; ..

ping


10 posted on 03/05/2011 8:44:49 PM PST by John Semmens
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Senator Joyner disagreed with the Governor’s take. “Constructing this rail line would mean jobs for Floridians right now, when we most need them,” Joyner alleged.


That’s not why she’s fighting for O-B-A-M-A-R-A-I-L.


11 posted on 03/05/2011 8:46:19 PM PST by eaglestar
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To: John Semmens

On a roll today, you are...


12 posted on 03/05/2011 8:48:03 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Sharia? No, thanks.)
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To: John Semmens
"How to pay back this money along with covering the operating losses is a decision that could’ve been deferred to a future and, hopefully, more prosperous time."

In the original Greek it is less obvious that this is satire.

13 posted on 03/05/2011 9:20:56 PM PST by TChad
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To: John Semmens

HA!!!

I thought this was real too.

Are you an ex-CIA guy?


14 posted on 03/05/2011 9:31:21 PM PST by cruise_missile
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love the payment deferral to a “hopefully” more prosperous time!

BUT, while you KNOW I adore your satire, after reading the whole page, my favorite part was “House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif).” Man, do I like how that reads!


15 posted on 03/05/2011 9:54:19 PM PST by EDINVA
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I am still waiting for a reasonable explanation of the Left's fascination with high-speed rail in particular, and trains in general, from its proponents.

The most reasonable explanation I have been offered does not originate from its proponents, but from its opponents. And that explanation is basically that rail is a collective, centrally-planned-and-controlled alternative to individual locomotion.

And it can be claimed to run on time via the good graces of a central authority.

I find this both compelling and disturbing, given the historical precedent.

16 posted on 03/05/2011 10:01:20 PM PST by Dr. Sheldon Cooper (I am one lab accident away from being a super-villian.)
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To: abigailsmybaby

Come for the article, stay for the people who don’t realize that it’s satire.


17 posted on 03/05/2011 10:13:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: John Semmens

From your Madigan satire

f people know which of their neighbors have guns they can help point them out to authorities if a weapons round-up is desired. There are many anti-government nuts who wouldn’t hesitate to use their weapons against what they imagine to be government tyranny. An orderly disarming of these people will save many lives. This is another big plus.”

Katrina anyone

John both of these are so close to the truth that ,,,,,, I would laugh except these bums actually think like this


18 posted on 03/05/2011 11:17:23 PM PST by Nailbiter
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Ha! Waited a while to ping the list, huh? lol

I don’t blame you. I love reading the replies to your threads. ;o)

This is a ‘nuther good ‘un.


19 posted on 03/05/2011 11:53:08 PM PST by dixiechick2000 ("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
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So far I’m glad I voted for Scott.
Keep it up Govenor, you’re pissing off the libs and president odumbo so ya must be doing something right.


20 posted on 03/06/2011 3:40:03 AM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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